Ask a 18y/o from The Netherlands anything

Ask a 18y/o from The Netherlands anything

Pic unrelated

so the pic is or is not of you?

it is not

Why do you guys do this? I thought you were 1st world.

it's a tradition, has been for decades, if not centuries, it's about as, if not more important to us as christmas

Are you getting shit faced? everybody else is getting rat arsed

are you m or f?

yes

Jongen of meisje?
Hoe zie je eruit (details ;-))?
Welke provincie woon je?
Vrijgezel of in een relatie?

I've got XY chromosomes

jongen
1.75 lang. Bruin haar, vrij mager
Groningen
Vrijzgezel

Good to hear. What're you on?

well i'm out. cya

I did not understand your question so I just replied yes

bye bye faggot

Do you like McKroket?

Well I'm currently on my 3rd Whiskey and coke. I'm asking what's your drink, mate

I do not like kroketten at all unfortunately

I'm on nothing right now but likely going to smoke a joint in a bit

If you could reclaim enough sea for Nederlands to touch England would that be good or bad?

how often do you see darkies with white girls?

Fair enough squire,

how old are you?
where are you from?
can we ask you anything?

was in Amsterdam just last weekend, had a great time. Saw the Pixies at HMH. Here's a fucked up pic I took:

Is this rudy?

I never thought about that lol

yes

jeezus fucken christ
TITS
OR
Get
Th
Fuck
OURT

18
Netherlands
Yes

nope

here's the royal palace. took tons of fucked up pics last weekend.

don't have tits so can't share

>714006628
how cums the dutch is soo tall and lanky?
is it cause why

awesome man!

sorry madam

darkies clean the streets in morning...

Ask google, how would I know lol, I'm 175cm and I'm considered small

Have you ever taken it up on the ass?

what do you think of germans?

it was awesome!

yup, niggers do the dirty work

got anymore pics of this girl OP? Shes got a nice rump

nope

Don't have anything against them really, nobody really does anymore

dutch chicks are awesome...

they are man

Is Geert Wilders an actual alien?

(btw, subway shop on Damrak)

I do

He is

I like the Dutch language because I don't speak it but it's close enough to English I can almost understand it

Where is your penis? I only want to smell guy's armpits not icky girls sns.

Close to English? We do use some English words yeah but it's closer to German

It's in my pants

Get over it you crybaby fucktard. Jesus. SJWitis everywhere

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Britbong here, I've had multiple Dutch friends, and barring one, all of them are autistic.

Questions:
>why are your teens all autistic (13 - 16)?
>why are your teens all obsessed with Habbo Hotel (hoping to God this one is a thing of the past)?
>why are your women all insane?
>why are you all humourless cunts? I've worked with Dutch people before and they have no sense of humour.
>why are you all socially awkward?
>why do you all give off such a big serial killer/suicidal/both vibe?
>why are your edgy teens/20 somethings all into "gabber" music where they stomp around and kick eachother to death?

Thanks.

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would you mind posting them?

Being a Britbong you should know that Doctor Who fans are far more autistic than the Dutch.

i miss these

Post pics. Of the pits I mean I take your word on the benis.

Have had many Dutch friends over the years.

My brother in law is dutch

Can confirm all true

Because every teenager here is a faggot. They all want to be part of a group.

It's a thing of the past, haven't heard of Habbo in years

They are not all insane, there's bad apples in every gender/race/etc

We have pretty good humour on avarage

Most are not, as I said there's bad apples everywhere

We do?

Because it's awesome

They saved my life when I visited Amsterdam - I was too shy and awkward to order food from a human being, even if most could understand English.

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What are most dutch women like with regards to politics? When I was younger a close friend of mine had a Dutch mother (he was insanely short for a half Dutch guy) and she a real extreme leftist in a lot of ways which I disagreed with, but she always turned me on with her bicycle pants and her accent.

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I think it's about 50/50 here. Half is lefty half is righty. It also depends on the province and the specific town/city

on a window in the hmh lobby

That's all I have

You actually delivered; You've earned my respect OP. Here's a nude for no reason lol

Now worries. Great pic

Kun jij ookal niet slapen user?

Nee man, zou wel willen maar ben soort van aan het werk

>Because every teenager here is a faggot. They all want to be part of a group.
All teenagers want to be a part of a group dude, but your lot take it to a whole new level. They seem to be like fucking obsessive about everything they do - It's like literal high functioning autism.
>It's a thing of the past, haven't heard of Habbo in years
Thank fuck for that one. When I was in my teens the Habbo craze in clogland was stupid. They cancered up that game something fierce and took it way too seriously.
>They are not all insane, there's bad apples in every gender/race/etc
Fair enough, it's just how I see shit based on my own frame of reference.
>We have pretty good humour on avarage
I've got some bad news for you user. The Dutch are sort of known for being humourless the world around. It's like niggers liking chicken and watermelon. You guys have no sense of humour, you eat chocolate sprinkles on bread, and you all wear clogs and eat cheese. That's just how it is.
>Most are not, as I said there's bad apples everywhere
If you say so.
>We do?
Yes.
>Because it's awesome
Kill yourself.

Thanks user.

Oh ik lig sinds 1u op bed. Slapeloze nachten; wat voor werk dan?

Das kut man, soort van aandelenhandel dus moet het een beetje in de gaten houden.

I thought the Germans were the one without humor, never heard of the Dutch being humorless

Brabant aanwezig.

Welkom

Dank u... Ik zoek een goede naakt foto uitwissel plek... Weet iemand iets, puur alleen Nederlands

> Habbo Hotel

That's still a thing? OK, we gonna need around 40 niggers with afro hair, meet you at the lobby.

You know the drill.