Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

yes

YES

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yes and not proud
>well kinda proud
>she jew and I was able to hide that I'm uncut from her
>I'm German decent
>I did tell her my granfather died in WW2
>I didn't tell her he was in the German army.
pic would be related

Wish i could fuck the smg

No, but my dad fucked Gwen Stefani back in the 80's before she was famous.

Holy fuck, Gwen Stefani is your mom?!

Why are you posting on Sup Forums and not having Sunday brunch with a bunch of richfags right now?

cool story

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I was fwb with a fairly successful cam Girl from a while back, if that counts.

I banged movie star Danny Glover back in the early 90's.

No, nobody who has ever visited this website has fucked a famous person, not even a normie board like Sup Forums, now fuck off with your stupid questions, anyone who says yes is lying.

Trump is fucking us all. Does that count?

>movie star Danny Glover
>movie star

Way back in, uhh, I think it was either 2011 or 2012 Tom Felton came to Supanova in Perth. I met him there and it was really awesome, because I had a VIP pass I went to the dinner and got put next to him.

We chatted for a while, he talked about his wife and a bunch of stuff I didn't know about at the time, then later that evening we had the afterparty; it was super cool.

There I hooked up with one of the other guests and fucked that random guy's brains out.

What? You think I fucked Tom Felton? Jesus Christ Sup Forums. The guy is married and, as part of the Harry Potter crew is basically trading on his reputation.

If you read this far you are literally retarded.

Seriously though most of the stars ended up hooking up with someone but not me. fml

I hooked up with Vanessa Lengies when Stick It came out. My roommate was working makeup for the movie and brought me along to a party. We were drunk and fucked up on coke and we fucked in a poolhouse. It was ok.

i think the fact that i managed to read that far shows i cant be completely braindead

I once made out with a sexy country singer.

>Back in 09 in the Navy Pensacola
>Met a chick on POF, blonde Amber T.
>Took her to see 2012
>Fucked in the back seat of my car in Publix parking lot
>Dated a couple of months
>Broke her heart
>She is now Karmen Karma

that's hot

>friendly reminder Miranda is pure

yep, fucked lily allen on and off for 4 years

He's a real nice guy,even played with my balls when it was over

Toby Kieth isn't real country

this whore, before she got onto ANTM

>the ghost of USC
>pure
choose one

gay sinse in a cubby space at my chicago healthclub locker room

greentext please

>going to high school
>10th grade
>meet this whore
>start talking
>start going out
>her step father is crazy fuck
>mother is really cool
>go to church with her and her rents
>sex up afterwards
>etc etc
>she breaks up with me
>sad for months
>years later realized i fucked one of americuhs next terp murdurls

kek'd

Thanks for the question. As a matter of true fact I did. At one time she was an A lister. I was in her circle and everything went in those days. I can't say her name since I'm still in the industry. Initials only, WR

Not really a celebrity but I fucked a model in college before she became one

Winona Ryder.
Was she a good fuck?

I slow banged OP's mom in her mini van after a PTA meeting, she's a local celebrity for being loose and all

Oh shit I remember that. It was the GOAT week of Sup Forums with all these Miranda "ghost" threads. Hot smut. To this day I believe all of it.

who hasnt

any good, looks a bit mental tho

like I mentioned, anything and everything went

lucky fuck

Gangbangs and orgies too? Care to share some stories?

Oh this will be a believable thread for sure

Don't be so braggy, Dan.

well i dont know how famous she really is tbh
she comes often on io a small island of greece
she is a member of bambino a dance group of korea
bitch is bossy she does like to take control all the time

I kek'd, that was a nostalgic read user keep creating

your mom

oh shit i didn't know ops mom was famous, me too!

famous around the block

>Miranda "ghost" threads
wth that means

io eh? i met her too lol you are talking about hadam eh?

It's 8:45 in Orange County. Brunch is at 11.

haha yeah cute as fuck dont get me wrong but she is bat shit crazy sometimes

filth. proper off it when shes on the sniff. loves a dick up the arse and her tits are unbelievably sensitive

>when it was over

Rumors are that icarly took on the USC football team several times and "lost" sort to speak.

>tit-wank

ITT: a bunch of edgy teens lie on the internet

Why be secretive about her name and just tell us?

I sucked Anthony Padilla from Smosh's cock and gave him a rimjob back in high school before they got big. His dick was only about 5"

Are you gril? I would love it if you turned out to be a guy.

i banged a girl who turned as a singer here in belgium and is famous now... does it count?

Guy was a little emo fuck back in school

>tits are unbelievably sensitive
details for science

I like my balls fondled after I nut.
It gives me comfort

My grandmother claims she fucked Robert Plant. Dunno if it is true or she is going senile

Anyway, I went to Japan last year and fucked the vocalist of one of those visual kei bands. It was ok I guess, at least he paid for the hotel.

I made out with a girl who used to date a guy who once dated taylor swift in HS before she was famous.

>guy who once dated taylor swift
she is a dyke, dude

British celeb i fingered in a Newcastle nightclub 2 years ago

Okay, I'll bite. I fucked Drake a year ago.
>Inb4 tits or gfo

i fucked ellie goulding at uni, she was a dead fish and a whore

/thread

yes, who is she?

Laura Tesoro

everyone i fuck is famous
>after i rape and dismember them

Don't know what you're smoking. Sup Forums can't get laid for its life.

here is your (You)

now go back to facebook/twitter and complain because no one here cares about what you think abt our president

tits or gtfo

Drake Bell?

kek

>Laura Tesoro

nice. so, details?

she had two hands, two feet. her penoor was bigger than mine tho

ITT: living the dream

kinda. i had sex wtih bryan singer.

i never met sara michelle gellar, but i did have sex with her agent.

I fucked gena tew when she lived in Ohio. Perfect fucking tits. Not really famous, but damn is she trying and damn is she fine.

ok