/brit/ + /ausnz/

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Middlesbrough

overstepping the mark bruce

It is the policy and practice of the Australian government to intercept any vessel that is seeking to illegally enter Australia and safely remove it beyond our waters. If you travel by boat without a visa, you will not make Australia home. The rules apply to EVERYONE: families, children, unaccompanied children, educated, and skilled--there are NO exceptions. Do not believe the lies of people smugglers. These criminals will steal your money and place your life and the life of your family at risk--for nothing.

The message is simple: If you come to Australia illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Australia home.

It's already implied that it is /brit/ + /ausnz/, your just driving a wedge between us and the balts by doing this

we've been dancing with mr brownstone

balt rorkes can fuckin do one after friday 2bh

good post

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Please rescue us from the balts and their anime autistry

i think I had a mate who worked on one of those boats and I'm pretty sure he shot a guy who was drowning

why do leftists cry about this and trump's wall as though it's literally genocide? there is nothing wrong with keeping illegal immigrants out

Are you from there? Is it comfy? I unironically support the club.

>+/ausnz/
What the FUG

no shitpostation without representation

fuck balt lithuanian told me to leave that general because I was foreign.
Cheeky fucking cunt, those lithuanians move here en masse but i'm not even allowed to post in his general

How controversial is this over there?

Shame they can just hop on Lorries to get here 2bh

Most I've seen think it's just gunna be spectacularly expensive and tbf I lived in merica and were poor I would be a bit miffed

uncle joe would be proud mate

>no + /éire/

im literally SHAKING

donny dump's wall is just a massive waste of money on something that won't actually make much difference to anything. billions of dollars all for the look of the thing. more something to laugh about than cry desu.

>be american
>build a wall that won't stop anything instead of fixing your many domestic issues
ah yes

do they think the money just vanishes into thin air? it goes back into the economy

Find it funny the same lefty twats going on about wanting public works programmes and more spending are now shutting themselves over the wall aha

Also they're going mad he wants to introduce the America equivalent of VAT to pay for it when it fulfils it's intended purpose in tonnes of developed countries around the world

They just hate it cos he suggested it

*snaps your undies*

who cares? Yanks already piss away billions on military research and development, may as well siphon a coupla billion from that and build the great wall of drumpf

b-but it worked in china and israel!!

there are hundreds of miles of unguarded fence that beaners just cut their way through every day

*shuts myself*

...

they'll still be unguarded. beaners will use a ladder or a rope instead of wire cutters.

You have to have a Russian flag to post there now
Fucking ridiculous, it use to be solely balts and Australians with the odd kiwi thrown in
r-ree

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did they not watch sicario? the mexicans will just dig under the wall

This desu, would literally be like 5% of their military budget and more useful than yet another aircraft carrier

surely they could have a camera system and some sort of quick reation force
all these problems are just excuses really

How many high scores do you have in the group chat lads? 3/8 here

are balts slavs or are they more like nordics?

i know estonians are nordic wannabes

i'm not from there but it's universally accepted that it's a bit of a shithole, like most post-industrial northern cities

although everyone i've met from up there has had a great sense of humour, one of those places where people know it's shit and don't take themselves seriously (compared to places like leeds where everyone seems to think their shithole is god's gift to makind just because a) it's not bradford and b) they had a decent foorball team once)

what do the muppets have to do with australia

there is literally hundreds of miles of tunnels already there with electric lights and even rails for moving drugs running along them and that's just from the ones that have been found, there's new ones popping up all the time

The wall is a multibillion dollar waste of time

mexico has a wall at its southern border to keep guatemalans out

turbororke mother said the other day that its obama's fault for all the racial tension in america

/brit/ + /ausnz/ + /éire/ = /allthelads/ will return one day

it is though

rorke

>Carlisle United being sixth in the third division

runty face desu

Americans already class the coast guard as the 5th branch of their military with 40,000 active personnel and a budget of over $10 billion a year

Why would it be so revolutionary for them to have a similar border guard force?

it should be /anz/ no reason for the us

tell her she's an idiot, there have been racial tensions since forever

Had 900mg of caffeine in the last hour

Unironically never felt better in my entire life, feel as though I've ascended to a higher plane of consciousness without even needing to be intoxicated

just make sure you never crash

it is

t. CEO of ANZ™

i've never put a cover on any of the phones i've owned and i view people who do as weird

never had a scratch either btw

Tbf public works are assumed to have some extra benefit not just from the spending. Eg LHC provides jobs yes, but also provides great training in data analysis. With the wall one of the biggest issues will be finding people who want to build it, so it's hardly like it's giving a secondary benefit in that sense

Just taken some daffy to ride it out to the end of the day

>need a prescription to get melatonin supplements in ireland

fug

How is it even possible to be a virgin these days? I've fucked at least 7 or 8 women and I have a beer gut and a small dick. If I can get laid, how are you still a virgin?

>900mg of caffeine

just take speed instead

haha cool
*surreptitiously googles daffy*

Its the name of a duck lad
saved you the time

>his government doesn't want him to be immortal

Sad!

in the past 42 hours i've slept 4 of them.

Bit quiet

hmm ah yes canadians

I don't try
obviously

i'm a shutin autist and i'm also very uncomfortable with being physically touched

The extra benefit is improved border security

its rhyming slang for cuck obvs

a daffy > a daffy duck > cuck

So do you just not want sex?

don't give a daffy what you think

this, I also get way too anxious and overwhelmed if i get into a social situation like that which causes me to go into shutdown mode, Sure i get horny and what not but I won't go out of my way to get laid

not really, there are some days when i think i'd just rather wank to porn for the rest of my life than get laid

How old are you, 11?

That's Aggro you shit cunt

Provigil

Shan't be doing anything illegal x

all hong kongese should be killed

as somebody who had sex today not having it won't kill you

it is nice and everything but don't put that pussy on a pedestal

Give me OBJECTIVISM or give me death.

chick at work is messaging me again wanting to blow me in the records room after the last shenanigans. might have to call this off before it gets too much and lose me job

Was a shut-in from 16-21. Had some chances last summer, but I have crippling low self-esteem. And then in November I got exposed to hepatitis C, so I've gotta wait 6-12 before I'm cleared and lose that v-card.

i don't try because i'm afraid of failure
also i don't even know how to try now that i'm not in school

too much effort
and risk of failure
a wank is always tehre

I mean. Unless it turns out I actually do come back positive for hepc.

In which case I'll probably either just kill myself or raw dog a trailer park girl.

And there I was thinking I was going to die tomorrow

FOYNT

>Stepson stole £20 from my wallet on Friday
>Girlfriend won't punish him and just says "he deserves some pocket money"
>Made me give him £5 for lunch today, when I offered to make him a sandwich my girlfriend told me to just give him the money

Getting real sick of her laissez-faire parenting tbqh

Aggro and Ann-Maree disagree

You should be sent to Manus Island for not knowing who they are

Amazon are cheeky fucking yank cunts, when you do a prime now shop they automatically add in a £2 tip which you have to notice and remove without paying

Fuck off

tipping is capitalism

the high school gf and i used to sneak into the auditorium at lunch time to give me a blowie, best times of my life

23 but didn't grow up in a povvo home so didn't dare think about turning on channel 7

not tipping is also capitalism

my boss literally let me fuck her in the bum in the office toilets once. was a very good day that one.

At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are horny go to wank. No cameras and no grassers.

Have a boner, go have a tug and wank it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and cum both times. If you get spunk on you, you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the stains when you come back to work.

>he isn't a virgin
>he fell for the sex meme

literally lmaoing right now

They're also convinced it wouldn't work/would work enough/there are alternatives

stupid fucking subject

stay in /balt/ you traitor, hybrid general runts. leave /brit/ alone.

I don't understand you guys and your not wanting to be inside vaginas is all I'm saying. If I can get laid, you people can. Rejection isn't that bad after a while.

how many dollarydoos will it cost me to have a threeway with georgie and lisa?