"*yawn* good morning user, did you sleep well? *bbbbbbrrRRRRAAAAAAP* Oh god, EXCUSE me, ha ha! That's what I get for letting you stuff me before bed, huh? Wait... *PFFFT* Ah, that feels sooooo much better!"
Annie gets out of bed, her heft jiggling as she goes, you can't help but stare at her big, dimpled, ass wobble as she heads to the bathroom and you notice she's destroyed ANOTHER pair of panties.
"Oh well" you think, "That's all just part of the fun" and you decide to head downstairs to make breakfast for your girl.
Daniel Kelly
Kill yourself.
Angel Walker
Seek professional help.
Parker Hill
>Sup Forums enters the board
Eli Thomas
I appreciate this post
Liam Russell
please get your psych to up the dosage on your pills
Carson Morgan
I can't believe this post is real. A human actually thought of this, typed it out, solved the captcha, and hit post. Seriously, what the fuck?
Isaiah Howard
strong 9
Luke Morgan
Is this what hell will be like?
Ryder Gray
I'm feeling a light to decent 6 on this thing. Trans- -Ition!
Sebastian Wilson
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Luis Hernandez
I came blood and puked shit
Joshua Anderson
I have opened pandora's box
Connor Garcia
Anyone who reads this - dies in a week, if he doesn't find a girlfriend to smell her shit and tell the oracle what the ingridients were. May the quest begin, ladies and gentlemen!
Samuel Gray
What are the mods waiting for? Just ban this fucking spamming shithead.
Gavin Rodriguez
this thread is music related
Jayden Roberts
>What are the mods waiting for? the hot pocket to finish heating up
Lucas Bell
>nyeughuehue whrez da modz i don lik dis wuaaaaaaa
silly faggot
Anthony Gray
Yeeeees, make another one for our goddess Grimes, and about sniffing her hairy armpits. I would cancel all my appointments. Hehehe.
Jason Moore
Farts are music, you silly
Aiden Cook
I hope Grimes makes a single with her farts. Plebs here would not understand, of course.
Levi Flores
I want to show this to people, who don't believe in God
Brandon Foster
Reminder that you wrote this instead of actively seeking out a gf
Connor Moore
God, this guy must of just got home or something. Because he did it in the morning too.
Elijah Thomas
>solved the captcha
I see someone is too poor for a Sup Forums pass
Cameron Allen
"J-jeez, user! Why are you eating that? But it' m-my shit! You're disgustin, user! Fuck that, i just can't be as poetic, as the op, i guess
