Fucked up things you've done but are not really sorry you did

Fucked up things you've done but are not really sorry you did......

your mom

I like to pee on myself while fapping.
I drank my own piss once.
I used to be able to suck my own dick but I stopped cuz I was having back problems.
I jack off in public toilets constantly.
I anally masturbated with a toothbrush.
I masturbated using MLP figurines.
I masturbate to MLP porn.
And a bunch of other stuff, but the most fucked up thing I've ever done was steal money from my sister, my mother, my father, my grandfather, my grandmother, my cousin and one of my old friends.
I must have gotten over €1.5K over a course of 5 years.
That is the most fucked up thing I've done and I have no regrets for it.

I fart in my gf's face a lot

beat the shit out of a defenceless girl who was like half my weight

Be me 15 years ago.

Working as the GM of a chain restaurant.

Server who is 19 tells me a woman in her section is the same age as her (19), has her older sister's ID, and ordered alcohol.

Go up to the table and ask the woman to see her ID. She hands it to me.

I look it over and ask her if she could give me her DL #, she has no idea.

I ask her if the ID is hers and not to lie to me because I have to by law call the cops.

She starts to sob.

I ask her to follow me back to the office so as to not embarrass her when the cops show up. She agrees.

When we get to the office I explain to her that I don't want to call the cops on her but the restaurant could list it's liquor license and I could lose my job if I don't.

She starts to cry again and repeats that she is sorry and she will never do it again if I don't call the cops.

She has a volleyball scholarship at a state university and will lose her free ride if she gets caught with a fake ID.

I pick up the phone.

"NO. I'll do anything, please don't!"

So I probe, "What could you do for me?" Placing the phone receiver on the desk.

"I'll suck you off," she said, her voice breaking.

I pick the phone receiver up and rub it slowly over one breast until that nipple is diamonds. "You'll do more than that," and I point to the floor.

She gets on her knees and I am ready to burst out of my pants.

She unzips my fly and puts down my briefs and my very hard cock smacks her in the face and she winces and two tears roll down her cheeks.

After a nice tearful blowjob I fucked her bent over my desk and finished in her mouth. She choked down every bit.

Gave her a few minutes to gather herself, gave her back her sister's ID and walked her to the front door and to her car telling her to never come back or I would call the cops next time.

Nicely done.

Maybe you niggers can halp. I got an email today from PayPal saying someone paid £45 into my account. It said get something for the kids love nan. It was there too so i transferred it to my bank account. Can PayPal deduct it from my bank? Waht do? Do I legally have to give it back? Ive unlinked my bank account.

Today on "Things that never happened..."

Yur nan just wants you to be a good father

Should I tell PayPal that it really is my nan but she's senile and forgets a lot of shit?

Thank you

Actually it did but if you don't believe I can't make you. Cheers.

spread this photo and her name around, posted links to her ask.fm (now defunct) and her twitter (easy to find)

I'm pretty sure the original thread would've just 404'd into oblivion and been forgotten if I didn't save the pic and her name and repost it over and over

oh, and I posted this photo to the facebook of the student association of the college she was just starting at too

man, what a shitty thing to do lol

My Nans is dead and I only have 1 kid. Also it came from someone called Jill. I know of no one with that name

Dude, it's 45 bucks. Unless you really need the money I see no reason not to try and give it back.

Sounds like you are conflicted. Keep it or refund it man but don't sweat it.

*euros

Ha, Wigglesworth

fpbp

I already spent it on heroin and crack. I just read up that because she sent it as a gift there's nothing she can do. I feel bad so if I get an email from her I will pay it back after Christmas. I really can't afford to pay it now.

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No one's replying to my post (this one) --> I can't tell if people think what I did was too fucked up or not fucked up enough.