Driving home

>driving home
>enter your neighborhood
>see this outside your house
>they have a warrant to seize and look through your computer
Reaction?

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Request to see the warrant and the specific item for confiscation. if they refuse: sue the local police department for potential damages.

Wonder how long till I get my PC back. Will have no access too steam :(

The worst thing I have is a few pirated movie's. That's like a fine right?

Oh no my pirated movies and music

Oh well, I got nothing else to hide

Drive the fuck outta that bitch. That's a goddamn squad of 5-0

Keep driving past the house on the way to Mexico.

What computer? I'm no basement dwelling NEET faggot.

I only browse Sup Forums on mobile like an alpha.

Android master race

I've always wondered though what would happen if a porn star that looked legal but lied about thier age and they were really 17yo.

Imagine if they became an internet sensation and millions of people downloaded ze porn.

Then once the porn star was exposed as a minor millions get charged with CP.

I think that would be the best prank ever.

Use pocket identity and sealed cash and travel to honduras. I can work from there without problem

that already happened. but only the producers were charged.

okky dokky
here my compudar infadell
don't loose mah me me's
i ned hem for forchan bee

Lol

>not a nigger
>don't own a computer
>safe

Lame.

Oh shit wait. All those thumbnails from Sup Forums

Aka the shota and loli threads that you see on the main page, they get saved as temp files right?

Shota and loli are rightfully banned in Australia.

So I'd probably shit myself , as if cops know how Sup Forums and thumbnails for images work.

>The worst thing I have is a few pirated movie's. That's like a fine right?

I got a NAS with 16+ TB of movies, T.V. and music. Could be boned, but not sure if that would be relevant as the warrant seems limited to 1 PC only...

Is this illegal?

I destroyed my computer last month. They aint got shit

Yep she is clearly 17 and a half.

Reported to FBI

The only safe porn is granny porn.

'Hey officers, that totally isn't my home i'm just sightseeing'

Then roll away into the sunset and spend the rest of my days camping out in a brazilian favela hiding

They'll find a lot of illegal music and not much else

I have nothing to hide besides a snes emulator and a few roms, nothing on my browser history. I go to casual sites like Sup Forums for laughs.

Im positive shes 12 wut is this

Did you upload anything?

>Reaction?
To wonder what sadistic bastard painted my house yellow.

>Drive home
>See (You) on driveway
>wat do???

Ahem, sauce

I'll throw those pigs my dubs

>22
The police shrug off your small caliber rounds.

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>got a letter saying I torrented pulp fiction
>they threaten 5000 dollar fine or some shit
either my broke ass neighbors stole the wifi password or I've been mistaken for someone else. I have netflix.

Getting a letter about pulp fiction, that movie is so old is there even sales to lose at this point

sup