Sup virgins

Sup virgins,

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime?

...really?

Or is this the thing where you translate "women" into "feminine penis" again, you faggot?

u jelly, virgin?

u look like u can fit a lot of things in ur ass
Show us the butt stuff assman

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhaaha

>sex with more women in a week
thats just gonna get you diseases

Are you speaking from experience?

Im sure you can fit two Tyrones in your ass.

Sad that this bung eyed douche is the kinda guy you find attractive and think would get laid a lot.

I have no problem with you being gay OP, but get better taste. This guy's a mong.

>thinks that having sex automatically gives you diseases

found the virgin

You're the one thats drawing attention to the guy, gay boy.

Shit! You are right you are the terror of gays!! Go for them! Thise fucking virgin gays!! Has to be pleased by you!! Gay boss!!

Idk sounds like a challenge to me.
Show us the butt stuff assman

...

I think your father has been putting his cock in your ass too much, if you know what I mean.

Why are you so fascinated by my ass?

Makes me wonder.

>More "women" in a week than you virgins in your lifetime
Kek'd

Found the idiot who thinks that STD's don't exist.

Bc ur an assman & ur gay ass piercings and dumb fuckin hat tell me that if u even managed to get a girl that you'd only want to fuck her ass and flutter ur faggot ass lashes closed and pretend it's a boy
So like
Show us the butt stuff assman
Just wanna see the butt full of stuff!

I'm rubber, you're covered in man goo.

You find being a virgin funny?

feelsbad man

Keep convincing yourself that, virgin.

I fucked more weeks in a women than you ever lifed in a time than you did

Oh big boy, wearing the big boy pants.

Hey virgin, post a pic of yourself so we can see what a permavirgin looks like.

your ears are disgusting, actually your whole face is.

What so u can think about me when you're pounding ass? How sweet assman, I love u too.....

I bet youd beat all the kids you'll end up having

Pics or it didn't happen.
Also what is it like to have syphilis?

Based upon the fact that you are adressing virgins, "more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime", this basically means... one... one woman in a week... that is not really impressive. That is like making fun of a starving person because you found some mouldy bread. Then again, sporting the look you do... I am not surprised.

And yet I get more pussy than you.

Imagine how disgustingly putrid you must be in comparison.

Still on about the ass. Dude, you gay.

Typical weak virgin, couldn't even post a pic of his virgin self, lol.

Whats it like being a virgin?

Learn to read, virgin.

uses the word "putrid" on messages boards ≠ gets laid

Learn to comprehend.

I mean you didn't have to keep the convo going yet here we are. Talkin about ass together. It's like I'm there with you.
What are we, assman? Is this true love?
Show us the butt stuff

...

Looks like a NASCAR fan fell face-first into grandma's sewing needles

I envy you virgins. Just thinking of all the time I can save and things I could accomplish If I wasnt banging so many women, sigh.

Fuck you i fucked a tissue box

Just becuse that doll you're using make sounds whenever you stick that neadle you call a dick inside of it, doesn't actually makes it a real girl...

Learn to stick penis in vagina, virgin.

Your weekend pass has been revoked

Spoken like a true closet homo

pic related, a typical night at your place.

you salute the rank, not the man

Thanks for the top tip.

Now stop fucking the doll.

why do you have bitch piercings all over your untrimmed face. also stop getting your hair cut at the mall you might not need a hat to cover it up

Listen here Trailer Trash, no chick would fuck you even if your dick was made from gold and had crack on it, Becky

lmfao

Did u pull that out of ur fap folder just for me? I can't belive all this flattery, assman. I'm glad to see you can commit to our relationship.

Hey Becky,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

Sorry was that a tuchy subject for you?
Hit a bit close to home so to speak

Be prepared to lick your moms shit off my cock in the morning because Im coming over tonight.

Whete does you get all the nessesary amounts of chloroform from?

Why, you're the one fucking a doll and Im fucking real chicks, lol.

Post pics of the doll.

You Cosby babies with those bottles behind you.

Those aren't women you're having sex with. They're babies you're raping.

Reported.

Where does you get your grammar from?

'please take a seat over here'

Enjoy your std's and paternity suits.

no one who still makes ur mom jokes gets anywhere near that much pussy, assman
Everyone knows it.

Wow, if you realy are that butthurt maby its time to take that monster-plug out of your ass

Enjoy your life of being a permanent virgin.

I plead the 5:th

Must have a lot of sisters.

Oh, the virgins mad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dont worry your mom likes me to consensualy rape her.

still ... you look like shit tho

Hillbillies usually do.

Oi, doll fucker.

Wheres the pics?

still ...you'll be too much of a beta virgin to post a pic of yourself.

amrite virgin boy?

Did you actually find anything at Comet today Pizzagate Gunman?

lol nope faggy

So far it worked without a learning workshop...

>Consensual rape
U dumb as fuck assman

Seriously do you have a doll fetich?
I mean constantly demanding pics of one...

Goddamn thats a strong looking index finger.

>beta as fuck

u mad, virgin?

I only want to see your fuck doll.

pics of GTFO

your mockery of your fellow virgins makes my 50 foot dick double in density. you will be my human condom tonight, and i hope you've prepared your anus.

Ur le epic meymey sense of humor n ur inability to actually come up with a valid comeback to anything I've been saying gives me depression assman
I'm killing myself bc of u :((

Wowee zowee dickman I'm sure he can't wait!

Rubber girlfriends don't count, you butt ugly mother fucker.

joke is on you I just got chlamydia

Condoms? Pleb.

Real men go bareback.

Prepare uranus because Im going in dry.

Your piercings make you look like a faggot, and apparently you live in a shed, but let's give you the benefit of the doubt.

The average person fucks probably about 50 - 100 women in a lifetime. There are going to be some who only fuck 10-20, some who fuck zero or one, and some who fuck thousands, but let's just be extra conservative in our estimate and call it a lifetime average of 50.

So, by your claim, you fuck at least seven different women per day, and eight on Sundays, minimum.

Yes.

I absolutely believe that you do that.

I also believe that they're attracted to your stupid had, douchey shirt, shitty goatee, and shed-house.

Yeah, shes mad.

feeling pretty good not having AIDS in my dick

I bet that room smells like pure shit

Yep -- OP boasts that he fucks >0 women per week.

Truly, a god among men.

Even though the pic isn't OP i'll answer the question

Because I have mental illness. If I get her pregnant my child will probably inherit the mental illness which will make the child harder to raise. And while the child is harder to raise than a regular one, I will be a worse parent than a regular one because of my mental illness. And my social retardation will cause communication issues with my wife that will make the relationship worse and then my child will have to grow up around parents that suck at communicating with eachother over basic problems. Drama would probably ensue.

So yeah I can't ever get laid for the rest of my life. The risk of pregnancy isn't worth it. If you get laid even once in your life just remember me and know you've got it better. Now go out there and fuck some women.

Jokes on you, Im not gay.

Tl;Dr, virgin.

Maybe he just looks at the girl with a kaleidoscope and is like "haha wow babe there's 1000 of you" and then he takes it off and it's his dog

your screaming like an insolent child signifies that you want the anal rape now. it is time to assume the position butt-boy

found another virgin, lol

ASSMAN CONFIRMED

Asking for doll pics again i see ;)

Start up by prove the existence of that "girl" of yours first, then someone on this \thread might be willimg to find a pic for you.

Dont forget the time-stamp

You have the grammar of a child sex offender.

well you're blue eyed and have a proper, balanced
facial structure. So i'm glad.

that being said you could probably get some
better quality gash taking that jewelry shit out of your face.

godspeed user

I got married at 20. Been married for nearly 23 years. Wife is high-level traditional. I don't even have to ask for sex; she gives it just by looking at me if need it! More than twice a day sometimes. Several times at family parties or even at Church. Many kids from her.

And the best part; she's the first girl I dated; and I'm her first boyfriend, too! Dated exclusively for 5 years then married. We were both virgins. No affairs.

I'm 6'9", she's 5"4'. Tight as can be!

No pics for you - she's all MINE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Code black!
Kissless Virgin wannabe alpha no. 8363926 has escaped confinement!