Im a senior in HS and just moved to a new place. Anyway I said some shit to kids on Facebook and they jumped me today...

Im a senior in HS and just moved to a new place. Anyway I said some shit to kids on Facebook and they jumped me today. What should I tell my mom when she gets home? I cant say I got beat up

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Tell her you talked shit and took your medicine like a man.

you walked into the door

It honestly looks like you got tackled while doing football, or fell off of a swing, or somebody bumped into you and made you fall, or you went down a slide face first and scraped your cheeks.

Learn Krav Maga faggot,

I fucking lol'd

Talk shit
Get hit

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Tell them its a hickey so they think you gettin mad pusss

buy a gun and columbine

>He fell down some stairs.

>I fell down some stairs.

Skateboarding

Not even bane is impressed at your wounds

Depends on what kind of "shit" you were talking OP. Speak softly and carry a big stick
>Defending assault cause me fee fees were hurt
Literally move in a 3rd world shit hole and kill yourself

Talk shit, get hit

Just wait for one of them....when hes alone hitt dat nigga from back GG easy bro

suck your momma's pussy she'll forgive you after

Wrecked on a bmx bike doing stunts

Yea I didnt have a chance today they surrounded me and pushed me down, I tried to spin off the ground and ended up scraping myself. I didnt want to get kicked in the head

Stop being gay

Didn't defend shit. If you are gonna try to be a bad ass and talk shit online, you better be ready to back your shit talking up when you get called out on it.

I called them faggots on facebook

say you fell off your bike

wiped out on your friend's skateboard

I hope you have friends so the story is plausible

The irony here....is palpable....

Just say you were trying out a new razor and cut yourself shaving

Tell her that you got into a fight and own up to it like a man, you retard fuck.

say you were cucc'ed by homo

I was jump it really wasnt a fight

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read the rules faggot >18

Yeah but think of how embarrassed she'll be if she finds out her son was jumped by some fags. At least say that you fought back.

I am u stupid bitch I'm 18 and a senior can u not read

The better question is how you're gonna explain this shit the girls at school. Getting your ass waxed for flexing online is a sure fire way to make sure you never get laid again.

this

The good thing is they all are graduating and moving so I can start fresh at community college next year

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LOL your 18 and complaining about being beat up what a bitch i got shit kicked out of my broken nose broken eye socket and walked in mum screamed said yeah got beat up didnt press charges was fine dont be a bitch

bring a knife to school. if anyone tries to jump you pull it out. if they attack you anyway then fucking cut them. self defense

man up and start hitting these boys back for the goods.

Sorry I'm not done street fighter I didn't appreciate being on the ground

Thats some man shit right there.

Why call them faggots? What do?

They were dressed like.morons with shitty faggy sun glasses on and I commented on it

This. But a gun. If they press you let them hollows fly

You had previous beef with them?

Worked for Daniel son

what a fuckin tool lol, by the way it say nothing about your age in the post

ask them if they wana come chill for beer to apologise spike there drink with sleeping tablets proceed to arse rape. take pics and post in college saying BSDM sluts love it hard

No never really talked to them much

Senior in hs do the simple math jerk off

Would you like to try again? That made no sense

"Whatever happened to mobing? Instead of fist fighting niggas is busy blogging; this shit is a problem."
~Fleasus Christ

Gotcha. So basically these are some punks that couldn't handle your message

Be carefull op. You seen what flexing online got you last time.

Kek

MAN UP AND TELL HER YOU GOT YOUR ASS BEAT FOR TALKIN TOO MUCH SHIT. I SWEAR ITS PANSY ASS FAGGOTS LIKE YOU WHO MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD.

true this

if you have a bike crash it when she pulls into the driveway.

No one is defending anything faggot. Ever heard the phrase don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash? He ran his mouth and he paid the price for it, its a good learning experience for the kid. Now maybe he'll learn not to run his mouth if he can't back it up.

Then don't run off at the mouth next time dumbass.

>Learn Krav Maga faggot,
lmao the amount of wannabe tough guy krav maga fags I absolutely rekt at sparring as a 2 year boxer is hillarious. even when they're allowed to use their entire body it all goes to shit when it comes to actual defense and evasion

fuckin lol

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just say you forgot you weren't anonymous and got your shit kicked in

kek

This dumbshit fell and tries to make it look like he got in a fight, which he lost and now he looks like a fucking beta.

this. op is a bitch who will never learn a lesson.

bruise your ass checks when mum walks in show her ass and say you was raped by homosexual nigger

show us your mom's panty drawer

I graduated at 17, saying you're a senior doesn't mean shit.

Yeah but seniors can vary anywhere from 17-19 jerk off, and didn't you learn your lesson about talking shit online yet? Maybe they should have beat your ass more.

depends on bday, im 18 and a senior in hs.

Well sorry Mr Einstein

Immature response

I bet them kids are guna treat you like a lil biotch in school now kek

Welcome to the real world.

>Ever heard the phrase don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash?
Justifying it with a cro-magnon catchphrase would be defending it. It depends on the context but generally speaking people who get violent over words should be punished.

was getting jumped all apart of your plan

The things you said got you flamed now you can do two things:
1 swallow it up, retract what you said apologize to the kids make friends with them and then kill them one by one using sneaky ways like poisoning their food with potassium or something

2 tell your mom the truth and ask her to pay for a hit man to kill the kids in ways that will look like accidents

Lol, this nigga thinks that the Krav Maga they teach at those shitty little McDojos is the same thing as what they teach the IDF.

>point and laugh.

Looks like you feel or something.
OP is a lying fag

Sounds like karma caught up to you lil bitch boy. They should have kicked your skull in

son... what happened to you today?
GETTING OFF THIS PLANE
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

This faggot wasn't even in a fight, he didn't even get "jumped". He got confronted and pushed to the ground (waaahhh).

He got those scrapes himself by rolling on the ground, no one even touched him.

This thread is a joke and OP is a cancerous faggot.

>pic related
>is op

My mom is very anti violence and shit like that, which is why I dont want to say anything about a fight to her.

be a man and fuck them up one by one

those kids really gave you a light beating with that makeup and attention you want. Anywhoo talk shit aaround my parts you die, not get beat up.

I got thrown down on the ground, most of the damage was me spinning trying to get up and not get kicked in the head or stomach

smallest cuts i have ever seen in a fight pure bitch.

Come back when your head swoll like an egg and nose is plastered

kek

This

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luls this nigga so bad at fighting he fucked himself up more than the dudes that jumped him.

Holy shit haven't seen this in a while

kek

OP here, I actually biffed on my skateboard. Not got beatup.

Keked, next time dont be a nigger bitch and rape their sisters, mothers, and fathers

This. Violence in response to words is pathetic unless a threat was made.

Go to bed kid, you got school tomorrow. I feel kinda bad for you because you're gonna get ragged on hard as fuck tomorrow. Everyone already knows by now, good luck ever getting any HS pussy.

Nigger I'll beat your ass right now and knock the fuck out that nigger logic out of your head faggot.

Stop samefagging no one cares about your thoughts pussy.