Celeb thread

celeb thread

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I would fuck this Irish girl

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>that fuck me look

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I'd certainly oblige her

Sexy.

The things I would do.

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What I wouldn't give to have that ass

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Are you me? Good choice.

she looks like a rat in water

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Hello. Maybe I am

It does look nice and tight. Bet it taste good.

What ass?

Very good choice

I'll bet it does. It looks so good

oh no. there's an old lady who cleans the apartment every tuesday and thursday and this chick (whoever she is) looks just like her. fuuuuuuck. how can she be so ugly and still be a celebrity..?

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don't even start, there are plenty of gifs of her butt literally gyrating up and down when she walks

Is a KStew + Tay pairing possible?

Aaand the ragekid found the new thread.

It's so cute

Cute little tummy.

No this is me aka what you label 'ragekid'. only because I have good taste and don't post ugly kids. But I can't stay and post.

also congrats on your subpar deduction skills. lol

you type like you wear a fedora

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Mmm yes

>dumb newfag who uses meme insults incorrectly

Sure buddy.

Can I lick your feet Kstew?

I suppose its possible

And those sexy little feet.

No!

Only newfags call others newfag.
>retard_alert.gif

yep, :tips:

Oh why not? You didn't say no last week.

Real question:

Who has had more famous girls, Cara, KStew or Taylor?

are you serious? she's hideous/

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Only because you are. \

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She is. Just stated a fact.

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because she is mine

M-My mistress Jessica Alba squeezed h-her high heels deeply into m-my fingers m-making me wince... Then she c-concentrated her efforts on my right pinky f-f-finger, stressing it's a shame a-a-another part of my b-body was so laughably endowed: for then I-I-I wouldn't h-have to be treated o-or suffer like a-a midget halfling... I could be g-granted all the rights, privileges, respect a-and honor of a satisfied mate... Instead the m-m-mistress must constantly p-punish the offender for his derelict and d-deficiency in the human race a-and for presuming to depend on the m-m-merit o-of his sufficiency... I-I recited the proper word again and again b-but she j-just smiled and looked a-at me...

fag

No she isn't yours...
She enjoys my tongue licking her feet

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I


...thread needs more tranny

am i new here?

Sure

Nope, Kstew belongs to me

Hnnggg. That sole peek.
Love your feet.
>lies

I made this a long time ago

She looks like casey neistat. That's what it is.

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fight me

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Is that a real tat on her arm?

My sides.
Top kek.

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Sure thing

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yes

ivanka trump looks like jennifer lawrence if she had class.

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That hint of cleavage

Good Question.

Kiss already!

Nah she looks more like a downsyndrom version of Emmy Rossum

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what is it supposed to be? looks like something tribal or indigenous.

What

what

Still cute as fuck

Name?

Clawie mouf needs my cum

Ivanka Trump's hotness is almost hard to believe now that her father's going to be president. I feel like Americans have wanted someone hot to be semi-involved in politics for a long time, even to the point that they were willing to pretend Sarah Palin was attractive for a while. Now we have one, and it's almost hard to believe.

Ivanka Trump is 8.5 / 10, would be indentured femdom slave to for five years.

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G. Hanelius or some shit like that

M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world and I'm v-very l-lucky t-to have her... The o-other d-day w-we w-were in f-front o-of Lowes w-when she squealed a little whip, catching m-my attention f-from m-my phone... I-I saw a-a m-man quickly w-walking away, sm-smiling and l-licking h-his forefinger... I-I a-asked Victoria if everything w-was OK and she whispered, "It's OK."... I n-noted she h-had a-a beautiful rosy r-red blush on and a-a slightly surprised half s-smirking f-face... I thought nothing m-more of it and turned to m-my amazing Lego b-block a-app battle...

Take a guess user?

8 years. Two terms, bitch.

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So hot and sexy.

God so sexy

Yes now!

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Yes g-good s-sir... I started p-posting yesterday... I-I think th-this i-is h-how y-you d-do it...

Her tits look so good in that dress

she's the cutest

If you like hairy buttcracks

God her ass

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>go to work
>come home
>drink 12 Keystone Lights while watching Dog With a Blog
>go to sleep
>repeat for several years
>never smile or speak to anyone, picture life as an empty highway
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pedo freak