Let's create school shooting achievements, I'll start

Let's create school shooting achievements, I'll start
>Royal Flush: Kill a random, a chad, teacher, vice principal, and principal
>Auschwitz: Lit a Jewish kid on fire

Down(s) the drain
Kill a downie

bumping b.c I'm not creative enough to post one myself

>Assault chair: Recruit a kid in a wheelchair

Bowling for columbine: Kill someone with a bowling ball painted like Michael Moores face.

>Hey you guys: Bait a retard with a baby ruth and drown him in the toilet

Fucking bump

>Burning calories: Light a fat kid on fire

bömp

Uh oh spaghettio's! - Kill an italian kid

Bump

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Bump

>Whale wars: Harpoon a feminist

K-k-kombo breaker: Shoot a white after killing all the blacks.

>diabetic desolation - hold the diabetic kids hostage and overdose them with meds to provoke seizures in 3 or more.

>Remain unidentified for the duration of the shooting

Upriser : Most kills of a higher grade
lockdown: Most time spent in one classroom
Evovler: Most classes transfered

>Breivik: Kill 69 social justice warriors

Darwin's Hammer: Murdered at least 75% of the Special Education program.

>Mike Tyson'ed!: Shoot a male teacher in the ear.

Noice one

>Majora's Mask: convince a tard to put a paper plate on his face and take down a white kid

it's not really breaking the combo if the niggers are all dead tho...

>THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING THE XBOX AWAY. I CANT TAKE THIS BULL SHIT WITH YOU SHOOTING UP SCHOOLS ALL THE TIME, GET A FUCKING JOB -- Get caught by your mom

Survival of the fittest: Kill as many skinny/wimpy kids as possible

>Holy Cleansing: Shoot everyone except christians/catholics

>Who's the fag now?: Force two Chads to have gay sex

>Fucking Nerve Gas: throw an axebomb into one of the rooms, then throw a match inside

Heath havoc: kill all members of the school's religious group.
(I live very close to heath high school ironically)

>Open the door: Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

>Je prends congé de vous et je vous dis... Adieu !: shoot someone through floor/ceilling

Trump Would Be Proud: Isolate all the mexicans into the janitor's closet

>I'll be back: drive vehicle through wall, killing at least 1

>No Escape: succesfully keep exits barricaded throughout the duration of the shooting.

>Technical Foul: Shoot someone off of campus

>Necrophiliac: Have sex with someone after you kill them
>IT'S ABOUT TIME: Force a female teacher to get gangbanged by all the males in the room

Has anyone ever shot up a school and actually fucking make it out of the school alive and not in cuffs?

Pull an Ahmed: when you get caught, convince the cops your glock is actually a clock

>Ubiquitous: shoot up two campuses on the same day

Cockfighting: Kill a kid using your dick

The Gift that Keeps on Giving: Successfully motivate another school shooter with your rampage.

you've got some issues, kid

>Sucks to Suck: Successfully invade a classroom and make everyone suck your cock for at least 10 seconds

>Rolling Thunder: Get a kill while rolling down the halls in a swivel chair

i don't think so
tho i don't think anybody ever tried

Kolibri: Throw nerf darts instead of bullets

Kek

>Almost Made It: Execute your shooting the last day before a vacation.

>FaZe Clan: Quickscope a teacher

>KING OF THE NIGGERS: Constantly call all blacks in the room niggers until they come charging at you.

>DANCE, SLAVE!: Make everyone in the room tap their feet violently, and if anyone stops they get shot in the leg.

>Party Time: Have 5 other shooters help you

>Make love, not warcraft: Hug a corpse

>OP Delivers: Make a thread on this board and livestream the action.

>REEEckoning: Kill Stacey and Chad with one bullet.

Weeb: Kill people with a katana while shouting incoherent japanese

kek

Kek

> Sympathy for the devil: Spare a group of gays

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>High Noon: Kill someone with a revolver when it's noon

Chicken Tendies: shit in your hand and shove it into someone's mouth, and if anyone tries to stop you they get piss in their eyes

This should be a hidden achievement, only get it once everyone in room does dinosaur

Or open a door and walk in but shoot noone

Almost A Pacifist: Hug everyone at gunpoint

>TURNER DIARIES: Kill every non-white student.

>KILL CHEERLEADER: Kill all the stacies.

>Zed's dead: shoot every student whose first name begins with the letter Z

>Old School: dress up in a trenchcoat that day

>>Fucking Nerve Gas: throw an axebomb into one of the rooms, then throw a match inside
underrated kek.

BTW im saving all of these in a txt document for the Sup Forums Resurrection Project
solid stuff bros

Kek

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>Poorfag: Shoot up a classroom, then loot every body

>Das Butt-Plugge: Kill at least 50 students simultaneously with a German style WW2 hand grenade in your ass

>BETRAYAL!: miss a running victim and kill a fellow shooter

Hired arms- recruit 3 retards with candy and give them shotguns.

Alpha: Kill the kid who bullied you.
Beta: Kill the girl who rejected you in 7th grade
Charlie: Succesfully evade the police.

You love you lose: Kill the girl you had a crush on

>Sneaky Shooter: Never have the school go into lockdown

Lets make fucking immature jokes about school shootings!

Alright, how about this.
>Overkill: Shoot an entire mag(If a gun with a mag is in use) at one victim.

Fucking kek

Chemical Warfare: Force a chemistry teacher to make bombs out of whatever is in the room

"Knife Party"
>Kill at least 5 people with a knife only

"Burn Baby Burn"
>Kill at least 10 people with a flamethrower

"Cooking up bacon"
>Kill at least 5 police officers

"Six Stars"
>Survive SWAT invading school for at least 5 minutes

"Gotta go fast"
>Shoot up the whole school in 10 minutes or less

"Two is better than one"
>Shoot up the school with a friend/another robot

"Allah Akbar"
>Behead at least one person

>GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Light 5 people on fire at the same time.

>Down To Kill: Recruit a tard

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!: Make the principal and kids who party drink a mix of raid, bleach, and your own piss. Must kill 3 or more.

Spring cleaning- kill all the downies in early spring

>Lets make fucking immature jokes about school shootings!

You're in the wrong place, fag.

Saving some of these just in case. Will deliver if ever do.

>Bamboozled again:Convince somebody that it's actually Chad thats shooting up the school

>Successfully complete Co-op Mode

Human Resources: make the surviving students barricade the classroom you make your final stand in

>CRYSTAL CASTLES
Smoke meth before shooting up the school.

>A time to kill

Kill at least 5 people between lunch bells

Ditto:

After killing a student, take all of his or her clothing and wear them

I had to make sure he stayed that way!: Shoot one person in the head until your magazine is dry

Deus Vult- shoot all people with "Muhammad" "al" or any name like that

I don't believe any shooter has yet to use a single-shot or muzzle-loading firearm...

>And STAY Down!: kill the school's Downies

>Sorry, police: Shoot up a room, then shoot yourself

>DJ Columbine: Play pumped up kicks while shooting up the school