I'll buy 100 business cards from vistaprint and give them out to kids at my school

I'll buy 100 business cards from vistaprint and give them out to kids at my school
Trips decides what I put on them, but only words with a small graphic, I will do enhancements if requested

oh god how did this get here

I am not good with computer

"Cunt Destroyer"
Cropped graphic of your hard dong.
Contact info.
Black slick background.

Hitmen for hire

5 dolla sucky sucky

Professional dick smeller

If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

jew
star of david
phone number
israeli flag

roll

penis inspector
your next appointment is due ______

...

Black cherry ready to be popped, picture of your asshole

user
Professional Shitposter, Aspiring School Shooter
"A bullet for every tear, a bully for every bullet."

Rolll

Roll

Private sex ed classes
number:
Bring lube!

ok

Roll

this

Virgin in need of dick

Join the church of Shrek

Essay 20$
Test answers 30$
Full year package 80$(50$ with blowjob)

"This is my business card" in very fancy writing

"I'm a faggot" with ur picture on it

Party at my house
Saturday night
Bring booze, bitches or bud
PS Hot teachers can come too

roll

this

"Guy with the mints"

welp roll

Roll, roll, roll your vote.
Right up OP's ass.

Have you ever heard the sound of a man's windpipe collapsing? I have. Imagine the sound of horrified wheezing, followed by a man kicking manically, swiping at your torso, your arms, anything, but you know it's futile, and he does, too. Then, cracking. Oh God in Heaven, the cracking. That's the solid connective tissue breaking, and you both know he's had it. He goes still, and you look at your hands, at what they-no, what YOU have done. You're a monster, and nothing will ever change that.

9/11 was an inside job

"Hissss" - italicised

kek

I am the one your mama warned you about

"If you don't reply to this you're mother will die in her sleep"
Number: (your number)

>only give to hot girls

Rollin hard

Cuntwrecker, Esquire

Jugend dient dem Führer
Alle Zehnjährigen in die HJ

ROLLIN HARDER

*Teleports behind you* "Nothing Personal Kid"

AGAIN

Reroll

Put a picture of a rare Pepe that says "Trump will win a second term"

Rolling

Rollllllll

HEIL HITLER