Driving home

>driving home
>enter your neighborhood
>see this outside your house
>they have a warrant to seize and look through your computer
Reaction?

activate the c4 inside when most of them are in

pff I got a brand new HDD last week and the only things on it are minecraft and honey select

fap away, officers

Nothing because I only have dank memes and games on this thing.

Tell them to fuck off. In my country police aren't allowed to look through your computer.

>driving home
jokes on you, I'm always home

They can take the decoy laptop and phone I leave out on my desk. At night and when I leave the house, the real laptop goes in a box among many in the garage.

>At night and when I leave the house, the real laptop goes in a box among many in the garage
Why is that?

he is too lazy to encrypt his HDD and wants to play mission impossible

I keep my shit clean boy.

"We'll check the garage now, sir."

Because I'm paranoid. There's nothing incriminating on the laptop, and it uses full disk encryption (luks).

But as the saying goes, "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him."

I'd rather give them nothing.

>There's nothing incriminating on the laptop
Are you sure? No need to be paranoid then.

all it takes is one wayward pic of Marcela Rubita and all of a sudden your name is in the news for having cp.

>At night and when I leave the house, the real laptop goes in a box among many in the garage
>There's nothing incriminating on the laptop

Happened already. All charges were dropped. Got a bomb lawyer and witnesses never made it to court.

Stupid spergs don't have shit on me, I used incognito mode.

What was it about?

I hope all the pics i saved in the teen threads were at least 18

what country is that?

Take it. The thing's a piece of shit.

are steam games illegal all of a sudden?

Jokes on them I don't even have a computer

There's something that incriminatory on my laptop but as I live in the UK I'm sure they'll just plant some evidence there.

So I'll take the first flight to Poland and walk from there to China. May as well do something epic for the history books while I'm on the run innit.

Now, Luckily I always carry my passport with me as I like to buy fags and booze and my driver's license is being updated at the moment so good timing by the cops

"damn it, not again"

What happened?

Pics someone said I allegedly uploaded online of someone who was allegedly under 18.

Into the trash it goes.jpeg

What computer?

just a joke comment. i'll never get busted for anything for stuff to do w/my computers. or at least I'm sure.

Well, did you?

If you have questionable material, I wouldn't be so sure of that. The chances are very slim but it could happen. You're more then likely to get v& than win the lottery.

>questionable material
Such as?

What do you think? Look where you are, faggot.

What were the pics?

and who said that?

Anything that's illegal where you live? Unless you live in Russia, then it's basically illegal to NOT own CP.

it does seem funny to have the fbi just burst into your house tho. So i guess it wouldn't be all that bad.

Omg I'm kidding, obviously I didn't do anything and if I allegedly did and already allegedly got away with it, I'm not going to fuck my self now. I'm an upstanding citizen.

Well, you know what you have to do user

How are the pics that you were accused of uploading?

Text my family I love them and swallow the suicide capsule I've been hiding under my tongue like Hermann Goering

walk up behind them and smarmily drink a caprisun

when they notice me, ask who is going to pay for my door.

Nice try FBI!

Call my lawyer.
I'm white, middle class, and likeable so I'd probably get off pretty easy.

>get off
what?

so I pull up to the curb and ask if they understand what glass is.

cause you don't need the battering ram for that door...

Get off of any charges for what they find on my computer.
Hypothetically of course.

>for what they find on my computer
what?

Why you so curious, Mr. FBI

Because I'm OP.

Turn 360 degrees and walk right the fuck away rofling cuz these dumb pigs dont know i use incognito mode. They aint got shit on me nigga

Hypothetically of course it's possible I have questionable pictures.
Nothing much though, they'd might not even press charges. There are bigger fish to fry.

Haha that's fucking great

>I have questionable pictures
details user

Why are you, OP, so curious?
Can't you use your imagination?

>Why are you, OP, so curious?
Because I am? I don't know, just tell me.

>Be me, 23 y.o.
>living in San Diego East County
>El Cajon Meth Capitol
>been knowing neighbors tweaking
>come home middle of the day
>playing vidya
>Mom calls me to the front yard
>"user something weird is happening"
>5-7 nissan minivans like some sort of soccer mom armada
>the all park up the street.
>Doors open
>15-20 SWAT officers move down street shouting at tweaker neighbors.
>whole neighborhood out on the streets watching
>"we have a warrant blah blah blah"
>Flash bang and door ram.
>few more loud bangs cops walk out heads hung low in shame.
>no tweakers home. Prop up door and leave.
>four hours later come back
>idiot tweakers tweaking in garage, never saw the broken door or what ever the fuck burn marks from flashbangs.
>saved neighborhood from meth lab.
>just another day in San Diego

We'll thankfully everything on this site is a work of fiction, or else I'd be in trouble.
But on a separate hard drive that is not on my computer, in this work of fiction, 20-30 soft core pictures of adolescent girls would probably be considered cheese pizza by most authorities.
I would never do that though, that's dumb.

>20-30 soft core pictures
nude?

Hypothetically some would be

Isn't that legal as long as it's not porn (penetration)? Where do you live?

Go ahead, I just request you not look in Taxes 2011

>2016
>not keeping a wireless nas hidden in the attic

I live in the United States so anything nude that would not be considered in a natural habitat (like a nude beach or in the bathtub or something) would probably be illegal.

Cause no one will notice the connection settings to a networked storage device on your pc

cause you would leave it connected when you're not using it