Previous:Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >Only one claim per user >No stealing (unless trips or more) >No oversexualised content >No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion) >Discussion is welcomed >Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking >3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell >Most importantly, have fun!
I'm also doing good for the moment. Just taking a little break from listening to music to watch an anime episode.
Hunter Jones
Claim, excuse me while I keep the shit storm going in the other thread. Or something like that.
Dylan Cooper
Yes, and we shall make the most out of it. And yes, i would very much enjoy smelling you.
Thats great, sounds like a fun time. Ah we just had to stop at the bar to wait to get paid. Figured might as well have a few drinky poos while i was there.
Xavier Moore
Fuck. Nevermind.
William Morris
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Ian James
Going decent, just listening to music, and a plush i ordered came today so that made me happy.
How about yourself? Liar liar pantsu on fire!
Isaiah Wood
As one with a LOT of experience, I can tell you sex is very energy intensive. I always sweat about 20 minutes in or so. Then I keep going for 3-4 hours.
When I first started having sex I wasn't as fit as I am today, so I could only go to 15 minutes or so. It took a year of regular sex 5-7 times a week to get that kind of stamina.
Isaac Richardson
Hi So what meds did you get? Some make you feel weird after taking them the first time.
Ah, nothing like a drink.
Lincoln Martin
Hello everyone >no life >Juvia claimed
Nicholas Taylor
Sameji claim'd, reminding everyone that all drugs are ok except heroin
Matthew Smith
I don't even have any pantsu around to be ablaze. And if I did they wouldn't be, since Nui being mine is truth.
Asher Howard
What are you watching?
Owen Taylor
what would you like to do besides smell me.
Christopher Hill
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Gabriel Russell
>the closest thing you hideous man children will have to a girlfriend
Tyler Baker
Wish I had some LSD right about now.
Brandon Bennett
Rape you
Jayden Young
I see the special school just got out.
Wyatt Hall
Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Are you also watching something? Oh hello fellow guild member!
Charles Thompson
Pretty sure it's Venlafaxine I tried taking a shower and sleeping for a bit and it seemed to help some
Adrian Bell
Nonsense, you likely lie about that as well!
Tyler Wood
Bump
Oliver Martin
Not at the moment. I am however reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5 right now
Easton Wilson
Nice. What is the plush of? I've been planning on getting a plush of Shiro soon. The only one I can find though is quite small, at 3 inches. Not much on my side besides being tired. What you been up to these days? Any plans for Christmas?
Ian Morales
That should help, it has some side effects but nothing that you can't get used to or won't go away once you start getting used to it.
Hey Shiro, how's your day been?
Blake Cox
Well hello there Levy, Good to see someone else from the guild here, i thought i was the only one. How are you?
A good day. School was tiring, as always. Made sugar cookies and played cards over at my grandma's house.
Owen Hughes
i dont know you
Alexander Parker
The bottom of my dick was hurting a couple days ago from too much stretching but it's been feeling much better recently.
All the better to dip into my dogwives cunts with.
Christopher Roberts
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Matthew Garcia
I've heard so much about this show that I gave in and will watch it next. Are you enjoying it so far? Pretty good, yourself? I would have expected to see many more, but the crowd here is much more diversified than I thought.
Dylan Garcia
I'm actually not a big drinker, but you are right.
H-hold hands.
Fuck i wish i had a bottle of ambien right now.
No.
Grayson King
Watching some animu and napping since I got home. Anything on your side besides what you've told me?
>sugar cookies and cards at grandma's Is it Christmas season already?
Dylan Scott
what the fuck are you talking about? the girls dont actually get off? i think full body shaking/vibrating if you have to cuddle them afterwords. cunt clamping down, squirting. legs shaking. are pretty decent. signs. i see youve watched alot of porn and think you know something >convulsions wut go kill yourself you fucking virgin fat fuck
Nicholas Ramirez
Nope. You can take your odds, but will lose since I aint lyin.
We should be heading to bed before too terribly long. Get some good snuggles, sleep, and somethin else in for the night.
Joseph Wood
my dealer moved away and refused to get me anyone else
been sober for i don't even want to think how long
Hudson Nelson
Oh geez it's this guy again.
William Price
Was watching some Arslan earlier Now adding to my growing Haruhi collection Hi
Nolan Young
you dont know how to train a dog. thats pathetic as fuck
businessinsider.com/sex-only-burns-21-calories-2013-2 maybe fucking dogs is hard. if youre morbidly obese it might take something out of you. if youre a woman it might take something out of you bouncing with bent knees. if youre a fit man theres no position you could do that would be that tireing and be worth while Ive fucked 45-50 women. youve fucked 5 dogs. youre a fat ugly fucking looser. i harly beleive the part about work...
Gabriel Lopez
The anime is pretty good. After you catch up with it just start reading part 5
Logan Thompson
If you knew anything about women youd know that wasnt a far out post. most guys i know are just as capable as me. (although i fat complimented on my hand skills alot. often while they are vibrating from the intensity and in awe) and you will never know what that feels like in your hopefully short pathetic fucking faggot life
Landon Gomez
Thank you >your compliments make me blush > I'm alright, just enjoying my night and getting ready for tomrrow. Also yeah, I'm surprised nobody has taken erza or lucy or someone basic like that, not saying i don't like them it's just i would've figured someone would've claimed them before Juvia and Levy, but I'd rather have it this way any way Hello yui, you cutie
Carter Smith
Yes. How was your day?
Jason Ross
youre a fucking idiot. if you feel a exhausted during sex your pathetically out of shape, the only thing that ever gets tired it my tounge eating her out, my nek69ing and my forearm trying to get her to squirt if i do it over 3 times. some girls get so sensitive after the first and alot are scared theyll pee andpush you out.. i was saying look it up because you obviously dont have a fucking clue. sure you sweat but who wouldnt rolling around under a blanket. fuck youre a retard and an obese weeb faggot virgin. it cant get much worse for you dude.
Angel Myers
that seems like some commitment
Brandon Wood
Oh dude that is the worst thing.
>21 calories
Who comes up with these autism tier studies?
Picture 4 hours of HARD sex in sync with hardcore dubstep techno music. With four bitches. You really think that's only 21 hours?
Retards will believe anything as long as it's preceded by "a study found that..."
Only fucked 4 dogs, but adding a 5th and maybe a 6th around the same time. Not sure yet. But I really want a doberman.
Jonathan Morales
Omega Courtney better
Zachary Miller
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Alexander Lopez
You're supposed to feel exhausted after sex, if it was good sex. Sex takes a long time.
Sebastian Johnson
motherfucker im 6ft 210 and i fight anyone bigger or smaller and win. i dont normally have to fight anymore though because in both small towns i live in people just dont fuck around anymore. but i guess you dont have any idea what it is to be alpha. you fucking looser. whats it like being a bitch and unable to defend yourself? is that why you turned out to be such a fucking looser cuck faggot trying to fantasize about a 2d girl. even she would think you were a fucking peice of shit in real life and not give you another glance
James Brooks
A plush of Marx from Kirby Super Star i got off amiami, it's adorable.
That sounds cute, got a pic? i suppose it's good there is one at the very least.
I've not been up to much, been a bit more tired lately, i did start playing Dead Rising again after all the chit chat going around about the new one, which isn't looking too good but it made me pick want to play the old one.
For Christmas pretty much what happens every year. You lie about that too!
Well rest well then.
Nicholas Rodriguez
:3
Jeremiah Reyes
Oh I didn't know that the anime was still ongoing. Thanks for the heads up then! You have anything special tomorrow? I guess that their massive popularity takes a huge hit in this kind of communities.
Carter Davis
arnt they all fucking faggot in these threads?
Cameron Howard
We still gotta snuggle a ton and then wear ourselves out before we can rest ofc.
Lucas Nguyen
Courtney weak af
Cooper Howard
would you overdose and kill yourself with the ambien? that would be fucking awesome. your parents wouldnt have to be ashamed of you anymore. your siblings wouldnt have to pretend you were a step brother or an adoption. people you know and love wouldnt have to cringe every time they looked at your facebook page. you be doing them a favor.. either that or change who you are 100 percent
Benjamin Gomez
Yeah but at least they're attracted to fictional women This guy is attracted to a fictional trap
Gavin Cruz
Howdy Luluco! You best be jestin!
Austin Russell
The anime is up to part 4 right now, part 5 won't air until sometime in 2018
Evan Kelly
Here's a picture of it. Dead Rising is great fun. The new one doesn't look like it's going to be impressive. And what happens every year, if I may ask?
Kayden Garcia
That sucks, hopefully you can find another one.
Hi Haruhi. Feeling any better?
W-well, only if you're ok with it.
Sebastian Lewis
I need to rewatch the Haruhi series. I finished rereading them not too long ago.
Hi, Juvia you beauty.
Sleepy, long, boring. Got home from school and slept for a couple hours, then watched some comfy anime.
Wyatt Harris
oh its dog fucking virgin again. Heres something i dont get. youre a fucking loser right? so is this like your only socialising for the day? cuz i dont understand why your posting dogs in this kind of thread. do people claim your fucking dogs from you? or as a fat virgin dog fucker( and confirmed shit dog trainer) do you relate with these fat virgin cunts ?
James Anderson
Mercy claimed, fik u all.
Kevin Stewart
i dont know. i dont think you should well that sounds nice
Hudson Hughes
>trips No just work that's all Yeah, personally i don't really like lucy so i wouldn't claim her, erza is probably just too popular. It's good though that we claim the lesser known waifu's and hopefully they'll get more attention. >We talked about this yesterday >you're the cutie Plus festive wear makes you 10x cuter
Brayden Sanchez
I aint jestin, and that's for the bestin. Why should I be?
Landon Brooks
I probably will be soon now that I got my medication How have you been? You should I watch it a lot Have you seen the spin off series The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki? It's pretty much the same alternate timeline as the movie
Hudson Rivera
i want to roast you but youre so full of shit. I think you probably fuck dogs, but i doubt you own dogs. you definatly dont fuck women exactly like every other fucking faggot in waifu threads.
Jonathan Foster
>Fairy Tail >lesser known Please fuck off
Evan Torres
howdy cuter how was your day :3 Oh.. ok trips and new qt :D
Owen Garcia
I never take naps. Unless I'm at school. >comfy anime Non Non Biyori is pretty good.
Ian Jackson
I don't completely understand the coherence of your post.
Bentley Thompson
I'm not interested in women.
Julian Bennett
man, how fucking gay can you get. its too bad these guys will probably find a giant autistic beast of a fat woman to knock up and pass on their weeb genes, i think that would be something to let go of if we ever start population control.
Nathaniel White
Four parts sounds like a whole bunch of episodes. Somehow I quickly lose interest in shows, even in those that I really enjoy. I've been dragging this 12 episode series over months now. Making her popular surely isn't my priority here, and Erza truly is a top candidate. Hi there! Thank you guys for noticing the trips, I don't pay enough attention to my digits..
Angel Hill
I might just stay clean, too much effort and money and the cops around here already don't like me
Hudson Baker
this is a waifu claiming thread. do these other fucking losers try and claim your dogs? isnt that how its supposed to work? or do you just post dogs over and over again for no reason hoping for dubs or something so you can weirdly pretend your imaginary dog likes you back? like what? thts the saddest gayest fucking shit imaginable.
Daniel Hernandez
what's this cute waifi from? :D
Carson Torres
See
John Peterson
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Ayden Taylor
you should kill yourself! i bet your parents diowned you. either that or they have to lie to their friends about you because like, fuck. youre a fucking loser
Elijah Price
yeah sorry i dont know you like that
Robert Baker
That's pretty cute, surprised people don't make more for her considering her series is decently big.
The new one seems to be a huge mess with all that's going on with it.
Pretty sure it's what most do on christmas, unwrap gifts, eat turkey, stuff like that. Because that's a terrible lie! It was nice, a plush i ordered came today and overall just relaxed.
Andrew Allen
I ment the lesser known Characters user not the show itself. I'm aware it's pretty well known Me neither, I'm just here to converse with others, but it would be nice to see my waifu get more screen time. And Most definitely, probably 4th or 5th favorite character in that show.