School shooting achievements cont

School shooting achievements cont.

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Scatter: Throw a bag of flaming poop onto a crowded room, then pick off at least three people while they try to escape.

Sadistic: Severely injure over 30 people without killing anyone.

Empty Inside: Use hollow points.

>Beast Master
Release at least two rabid dogs on campus

> Fast times
Wear a rival schools paraphernalia (ie sweater jacket Jersey )

>Steph kurry
Use an Indian students head to shoot a 3 pointer

Fucking kek

can someone repost the screencap of the previous thread that user made?

Diversity:
You can't kill two people with the same skin color one after the other

>Tree-fiddy meal combo

Shoot the black lunch lady after buying exactly 3.50 dollars worth of green foods.

>barbarian
Use a two handed axe or hammer
>Ranger
Use a bow or crossbow
>Rouge
Use two knives to kill at least 5 people unnoticed
>Wizard
Take revenge cus your a virgin loser

>Hes still twitching!
Stream your massacre

Wet work: Kill water polo or swim team while they practice in the pool

Ten little indians: Shoot all the pajeet's in the math and science clubs

Senioritis: Shoot seniors while they sleep or dont pay attention to you on your rampage

>Cherry Bomb!
toss a grenade into a school toilet wirh kids using it and block the door

Book report: When your shooting rampage is mostly inspired by something you read in class (like the writings of Hitler, etc.).

Special-Ed: Make at least 10 people vegetables.

Iwo Jima: Shoot up the anime club/weeaboos.

FoodFight!: start the massacre during lunch period and in the cafeteria.

Sk8 or Die: Kill 5 people with a skateboard

Heads up: notify some of the decent students about your intentions ahead of time

>Killer Queen
Contract HIV and spread it through cafeteria food.

Flashback: Mimic the style and tactics of a previous school shooting.

Anhero Ending

Kill yourself at the end of your massacre.

That's fucking amazing.

Orphan maker: Kill your parents before you leave for school. During your trial, you beg the judge for mercy because you're an orphan.

I guess both survive and evade capture? Has anyone ever done that?

April Fools: When you pretend that everything is ok for the whole school year and then you come to school on April 1st to avenge your school for all the trouble its caused you.

>Just joking
Use blanks

nice

Profiled: be everyones' suspect for a school shooter except you never do it.

>Bard's Tale
Spare the most likely to become a journalist or writer and let him tell about your legend.

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No Russian: Your shooting rampage was inspired by Makarov's airport shooting

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>Happy Hitler

start your rampage in the boys locker room when at least 5 students are using the showers

> Hot For Teacher

Rape your teacher crush at gunpoint

>Mr.Potato
Convince a down kid to do it with you.

>Der Führer

Begin rampage after being kicked out of art class.

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I was expecting the 2 kids writing on the desk to join forces and shoot the school together

>It's Just A Prank

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Sauce?

>Dindu
Survive the arrest. Pin it on racism and profiling.

Pole Pot: When you kill the South Eastern Asian kids while they smoke pot near the flag pole before or after class.

i made it

or if you're talking about the video its called evan

> Jungle Fever

Kill all the niggers of the opposite sex

>Beauty Pageant
Target only the babes, cheerleaders and prom sluts

Cultural Enrichment: Convert to Islam and slaughter dozens of LGBT students and then call all who oppose you culturally insensitive.

> We Are Marshall

Kill the entire football team

>duterte
Kill all the stoners on campus

>Left Eye

Made escaping students swerve in cars only to die horribly in a wreck.

> Fire Drill

Pull the fire alarm and mow everyone down as they exit the building

>School Spirit
Open fire during a pep rally in the gym

>Chapped

get arrested after your massacre with a semen-covered copy of The Catcher in the Rye in your backpack

>Allah snack bar
Load the end of a shotgun with bacon before shooting a muslim

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> Religion of Peace

Convert to Islam and fly a plane into the school

>Extra Credit (read in Halo narrator's voice)
Spend the whole semester planning your attack

why hasn't anyone done this? seems like a good way to rack up a high score

This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. Well done.

Dick Cheney
>load birdshot into a 12 gauge and blast everyone possibly can near or in the heart

> Mag for a Fag

Kill a gay student by emptying an entire magazine into their head

>Call me maybe
Kill someone as they are on the phone to their family

>homecoming heartbreak
kill half of all couples day before homecoming dance

>prom sucks
shoot up at location of prom

>meme machine
drink bleach on video upload it die before cops get to you

>It All Worked Out in the End

plan out nothing for the attack but manage to get 15+ kills in one run

>hollow points
>empty inside

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> Hot Wheels

Light a potato in a wheel chair on fire and push them down a stairwell

>A Night to Remember

shoot up a school dance while wearing an outfit that matches the dance's theme

stupid nigger doesn't get the pun and the devastating effects of a hollow point

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Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did that

I know the devastating effects of a JHP. FMJ would be more effective you fucking nigger

> Turn that frown Upside Down

Carve smiles into the faces of 10 Goth/Emo students

>Turn that frown Upside Downs

Carve a smile into a Downey

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>Furcon
wear a fursuit to the shooting
>Dragon Slayer
shove a bad dragon up the ass of a dead kid
>Friendly Fire
give an empty gun to one of the students you find hiding and force him/her to run at the cops with it. (tell them if they drop it you'll shoot them in the back)
>Sex ed
take hostages and force them to fuck (extra points if you also stream it )
>OP
Take hostages and let Sup Forums decide what happens
>The /k/mando
ask /k/ to pick your gear by saying its just a hypothetical. proceed to use gear
>Trump Supporter
make a wall out of the bodies of liberal students
>pump up the jam
somehow get into the campus com system and play you fav song on loop while killing.
>MLG pro
land a 360 no scope head shot
>Fry em' Like Bacon
kill 10 cops
>Round 2
choose Columbine for the shooting
>One For The Record
set a new mass shooting record
>Recruiter
find a "school shooter" type kid and get him to help you
>No Fly Zone
shoot down the news helicopter that will most likely be circling the campus

Whore Master- kill only good looking women

Slutty McKenzie - Kill only women, must include at least one old lady, hamplanet, skeleton, hottie, and nerd.

Vampire hunter - Kill only goths

Can't Learn That From School!
kickflip to 50-50 grind a dead body

> High School Sweetheart

Give your crush a round through the heart

>Wheels of steels
Use a kid in a wheelchair as you escape vehicle

im guessing your a retard that doesn't completely understand hollow point ammunition but its not that special maybe ask the /k/ommandos and they can educate you edgy fag

who's Sup Forums guy?

Ten angsty men
Shoot 10 "surrendered" people
>bonus round all of them male teachers/faculty over the age of 40

>Cho Chi Mihn

Beat Cho's high score.

>Anarchists Anonymous

kill the entire student council while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask

> Breakfast Club

Shoot up saturday morning detention

kek this one has to be one

>Retribution
get back on your bullies

I think it was partially a pun.

same fag

> Edgelord

Kill 10 students with bladed weapons (Doesn't need to be a knife, get creative)

u wot nigger

10/10

>Starman
Wear glittery pants and a silk shirt with Go Go boots while you conduct the act.

Bonus Points: Play David Bowie over the Intercom.

samefag

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>OP

OP M/b/GA

Hello Matt

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