I am a mod. Ask me anything

I am a mod. Ask me anything...

Global Rule 12. Impersonating a Sup Forums administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.

R u Mot?

how can you proof that you are a mod and not an austistic faggot trying to wank on a wannabe thread?
for example, can you ban the poster after me?

when didya become mod, and how? how long have you been on Sup Forums? Do you like sugar in your tea/coffee? if you dont drink either, what temperature is it outside?

Good thing I'm not impersonating then, huh? Now, ask me a question...
I am not Moot.
I could, but I won't. If you can think of a more reasonable way to present proof, I will consider it.
I became a mod about 7 years ago. I know Moot. I do like sugar, sometimes sugar in the raw. I like coffee and tea.

Ban me if you're a mod faggot

For what offense?

can you give me perma trips?
im a new fag who needs respect

did he actually want to be a little girl?

Where's your purple mod leaf faggot?

Trips don't earn respect. Confidence does. And quints.

Yes. Moot is a little bit feminine.
It doesn't show up on Sup Forums anymore...

DING DING DING DING

I believe you now, only a mod can answer without the slightest sense of humour.
how do you become a mod? could I become one?

Why do you let obvious malware spam flood the board?

Why can't you do your job?

Why don't you have the purple mod tag?

Why don't you prove that you are a mod and ban me, you massive pussy?

>confirmed for not a mod

#bringbackSnacks2k17

He was truly the best we had. I miss that massive pedo.

Honestly, it's a pretty difficult job. You should start out by applying for a janitor position and keep a good track record.
Profit.
I like to think I do my job quite well, thank you.
It doesn't work on Sup Forums...
For what offense have you committed?

mod ay?
whos the writer of shrek 2

thought not newfag

This is a banable offense right?

janitor applications closed: when will there be new jobs?

Andrew Adamson.

Mot will be pissed...

We already have enough ads I'm tired of seeing this dumb shit.

I'd like to say otherwise, there still is potential to make this board not suck again and the mods are the only ones that can do it but they are blowing it.

What reason can't a simple tag work on this board.

Do you want me to give you a reason? I't looks to me like you can't ban me because you're not a mod..

It's you're a mod tell me how many times I've posted in this thread

SHIT THIS NIGGA CHECKS OUT
MASS SUICIDE?

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Posting Moot's mom is ok by the rules, but Moot doesn't like it much. Then again, he left.
Hard to say. Sometime in 2017 for sure though.
Try installing uBlock Origin.
3 times.
Please, refrain from mass suicide.

lots of people announce each day that they want to kill themselves: ever worry some will actual do it? what could you do if you really think it will happen?
(don't worry: not asking for a friend, or myself)

Adblock isn't that point I don't mind the ads I mind the two bot threads in one hour that posts a malware link and then spams the threads with fake verification.

And I'm still not banned yet

Yes. It worries me. I figure more good comes from people venting than shutting the thread down, so, what can we really do?
Yeah, we're trying to cut down on that. Tell me your ideas on how to make Sup Forums great again.
For what offense have you committed?

What offense would get your mod right removed?

Also, I regularly report threads but it takes long before they are removed, why?

Old mods wouldn't even need a reason

is it a full time job? how much time a day do you spend on it?

Mods used to be fun and interactive

checked.
if he bans you, you have the proof and we will never know, so must he ban all of us as proof?

ban me faggot

You can start by
>lobbying for a new board(s) for traps, furrys, and cucks
>Thread topics reduced to limited numbers so we don't have 10 "pics you shouldn't have saved" threads or ylyl threads
>Permaban that fucking banana
>Permaban that fucking "post in this threads or yada yada yada"
>Moving porn to the BOARDS AMDE FOR PORN
This is just off the top of my head, I will be sure to post more if you don't prove that you're an actual mod and ban me

Bans don't always last forever

1 minutes bans have happened before, I've seen mods that are actually fun do it

>can't even orange text
nice try fag

when is yer bday..mine is next week

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT FAGGOT

secondeded.
his would already help.

You can also
>Ban people who make people roll and don't deliver
>Ban attention whores who don't tits or gtfo
>Move face's of b threads to soc, I liked when anonymity was valued on this board

op may have been a mod once but is obviously not anymore for being a bland fuck

Oh and this especially
>Stricter enforcement of the 18+ policy
>Ban all who claim to be underage, trolling or not, for the length of time it would take for the age stated to reach 18
>If underage but no age stated then indefinite ban until individual banned can message mod with proof of not being underage

FOR FUCK SAKE YOU GONNA BAN ME OR WHAT ?!? FUCKING FREE ME MATE !!!

OP here. You've all been duped. I kind of just wanted to get banned because I'm bored, but obviously the mods are shit.

Bland is what all the mods are now, it's almost like it's a requirement now or something.

And this ass backwards because now with a gook boss who probably does't even overlook the site the mods should be going wild doing whatever they want because they can get away with it, at least old mods would

I answered so many questions...

age verification would certainly help, but how to do that without losing the anonymity isn't easy.

if you are real use ur ## shit

checked!

No shit Sherlock, the mods sucking is what I've been ranting about the whole thread

oh my

I am sure a mod could prove he's a mod, right mod?
like giving me 99999 get?

double checked

If banned just send mod a pic of an ID showing age, censoring the personal bits

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fucking captchas

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Go.

im 14 years old.
am i safe in this thread?

wasted get

If I became mod you'd be the first to be purged

I was banned for posting a spidey dubs pic.

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And that's what made old mods so great.

Mods aren't allowed to tell people that they're mods. It's literally in the job description, gtfo fraud

I see janitor applications have closed

Hopefully they aren't as shitty as the other ones

17 is all good though right?

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You know dat!
I bet this cock smoker mod wont ban me.

With most US officials denying climate change, how do you suppose they will be effected/swayed once china kicks their green initiative into fourth gear?

if you are a mod ban me. I'm 12 years old.

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When did you first realize that you liked to kiss boys?