How and where do you smoke your joints

how and where do you smoke your joints

here's how my sad routine goes

>roll joint in room
>sneak out the back door when it's late
>usually light up a cigarette so people will think i'm smoking a cig
>go to the side yard
>light up my joint
>it's winter so i'm really standing in my t-shirt and undies and boots in like -10c with snow everywhere (could my 5'2-tier height reduce my energy output so that i don't feel cold)
>be high af
>smoke my cig
>take a shower immediately afterwards

Wow what an underage faggot you are

Here's me:

>roll a joint
>go for a walk, cause i don't like my house smelling like shit
>smoke the joint
>go back home

sad, OP

>my friend usually gets it from his friend
>we go to his bedroom
>smoke tf out of it
>go into the next room, watch porn & play Halo 3

I must have played "The Covenant" a thousand times by now. I'm living the dream.

smoke indoors

>wake up
>break down back wood
>break up 10 grams from dispo
>roll

joints just use too little 4 me smh

I just smoke in my house.

the only drug i smoke and do is her tears and agony of despair from her childhood and breakup with her dad..... the greatesstttttt drug is the inner self being replaced with the worst pleasure and counseling

you sound like a girl

...

Me


>roll a blunt
>light that bitch up INDOORS
>smoke going in the kitchen fan
>feels good man

no matter what i do people keep saying this

You're black and live in Detroit. Go back to 8 mile.

in my bedroom, light up my bong and blow it out the window out of respect for wife and family members who don't smoke, fuck the neighbors, most smoke anyway

This vaporizer "Volcano" type is it totally odourless?

I use a dry herb vape in the house
I use a bong in the backyard
I smoke joints at the beach

>roll a few joints
>drive 15 minutes
>grab chair from trunk
>sit on the shore and smoke
>enjoy the view and relax

i live in colorado lol

Option a:

>skin up
>open window, sit on side of bed with arms out window
>blow smoke out of window

Option b:

>skin up
>walk outside
>smoke on the porch

I smoke sitting on my couch in the living room of the house I bought at age 24 because I'm not a faggot.

>roll joint at home after studies are done
>go workout
>come home
>smoke half joint in my couch
>eat lost of food
>smoke the rest in bed
>maybe roll and smoke one more

Ps. I love the smell of weed.

>roll joint behind pc
>hit up any serie to watch
>open room window abit
>sit in chair before pc
>light joint

ahh to be 16 again....

>rolling joints

You fags sure love wasting weed. Other than for smoking in public, why smoke joints instead of just using a bowl or bong?

prefer using a pipe

Wow a nigger smoking joints

Strange shit.

i just think joints are more comfy

t op

what you fags think of my joints

Underage faggot detected b& and v&

they are fucking tiny just roll 4 big ones you mongoloid

...

real nigga.

My routine:
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they are clumsy

I BET YOU ROLL WITH A FUCKIN PEN YOU FAG.

Looks like the joints I rolled when I was 15 lol

>10 C
>snow

are you fucking retarded?

i dont often smoke weed anymore cause too expensive. but this is what i used to do.

>roll tinfoil around a pen
>slide it off the pen after 6-8 times around
>fold the tip up and place badly grinded weed in it
>go onto balcony and close door behind me so no smell in room
>blaze whenever the coast is clear

explain

I don't smoke, because I'm not a weak junkie scum. Usually when I see this his own life's Bob Marley, I beat the shit out of his stoned weak body.

They look smokable. You mighta coul,da rolled em better, but hey. you can fill a ciggarette box with em maybe.

hows it feel not being able to read?

they're nice

this is mine

t op :D

>been smoking weed since 13
>be 24 now and moved to spain last year
> walk in to cannabis social club
>buy weed and flirt with the girl and the counter for 5 mins and try and get digits. i.e stare at her ass for a bit
>datass.jpg
>hit pipe or roll joint

you are retarded

I don't under stand this. If your underaged or living with people that don't like you smoking just roll it up walk out the front door and go for a walk. Bring body spray if you think you're going to smell like weed but you're not going to. If you're living with your parents just tell them your friends down the street and you're going to go say what's up. Wtf you doing sneaking out late as fuck through the back door? Treat it like you're just going out for a walk and a smoke.

tl;dr stop acting so sneaky and suspicious

For me I just roll one and head to the porch

People know anyways. There is no hiding it. I smoked for like 20 years and I always rationalized about the cigarette smoke covering it up, but since I stopped a few years back I realize it doesn't do shit to cover it up. Some heads a few doors down do what you do, and I can smell it all the time. Not a big deal anyways though.

wtf is that and wtf shitty ass papaers u using nigga

Like 5/10 maby.

I just go out the back and smoke my bong or in public i have a little vaporizor

sometimes i use my mouth to smooke it

well i just saw the minus... fuck im retarded

Then why try and hide it?

cuz im feeling a flu coming and i dont want to be high at home at like afternoon i want it to be me-time with no-one bothering me

ITS NEGATIVE TEN

rizla

It's okay we all make mistakes

those look like ventti papers

>be me
>wanna smoke weed
>go outside
>grab box out of pocket
>pack dugout in box
>toke
>put dugout back in box
>go back inside
you are fucking pathetic nobody gives a shit about weed smoke
you sound 14

I've made some shatter from molded weed, doesn't smell like weed at all

I roll it and smoke it where ever. I'm not some faggot that has a weed routine, I'm some faggot that just smokes alot of weed wherever

>10
>-10

Joints are gay, I dab.

youre forgetting all those old people who love to make a scene if they smell it, like please help me im having a fucking sttroook........ I SMELL WEED YOUNG MAN

The fuck is that papery choad

i live in scandinavia (not denmark) and some people will literally call the cops if they smell weed somewhere

Did you read what you wrote? Gain some self awareness and know when you sound like a faggot or act like one. Your the part of this thread that's gay

you shouldnt dab if it looks like that... too dark b/ro youre lungs are gonna get fucked

>roll join in my cosy chair
>step on the balkony wich is 3ft away
>lit that thing and smoke it
>usually I smoke a cig afterwards
>fall back into my chair

Every day at around 9pm

you're a fag. I dont usually roll weed cause it's a waste but I used to. When I did:
>Roll shit in room
>Get in car
>drive to different neighborhood
>light in car
>drive around smoking and hotboxing in neighborhood
>roll window down and exit neighborhood to air car out
>repeat or go home or get drive through

thc is gay

Usually smoke in my car on my way home from work. Or in my bathroom and hot box it for hours. Won't smoke in my bedroom cuz I have a bird.

I much more prefer alcohol. But if I do smoke it, I only do ~5 drags just to get a slight buzz that doesn't really make me high or it doesn't interfere with me getting wasted. Anything more is completely meh, only get dry mouth. And the few times I actually got really high with weed wasn't anything special so I see no point in doing it again.

Stfu and don't tell me what to DO

I have all kinds of wax, the dark stuff is my fav

Why are you so ashamed to smoke weed. Maybe you should just quit faggot. I smoke on my patio or in my yard, sometimes on my front step. Sometimes, i even smoke in the house in the winter.

ahaha edgy guy smoking his cute wax

Uh I don't even.....

I live in Washington Noone gives a flying fuck about your routine. We just smoke it

>Pack bong right next to computer
>Smoke weed
>read stories of people working too hard to get high

Either you really enjoy joints or you're doing too much

>cute

I got some ugly wax too

never happens to me. I've gotten away with the dugouts in public before, I just hide it in my hand and have a cigarette lit at the same time. people cant tell the difference

being tired all the time while smelling shit

i have a yard on my roof and it has fences on it so nobody can smell or see me. Smoke it there, and then talk to myself for an hour and then fall asleep.

Maybe you should quit smoking weed

wax destroy your lungs but whatever

>Collect kief from all the dank joints I smoke
>Cook that shit to "activate" it
>Put it in fat as fuck foods such as ice cream


Best "daze off" work ever

>being tired

Not every strain makes you tired.

you must have lots of friends

do you have parkinsons or something? those are some of the worst joints i've ever seen

might be because they are small. I personally roll thinner longer joints.

tell me more about sativa and indica. Testing weed like is wine ahahahahah so cute

he said -10 you dumb cunt retard

Glad to see someones not a pussy here

And smoking doesn't? Dabbing is the crudest form of vaping. Vaping is a lot better for you than inhaling combusted materials.

>Break up weed on coffee table
>Roll joint
>Smoke it where i sit

Why cant any of you just smoke in your own house..especially it being winter fuck that noise.

>practicing cuck sock
>AHAH
>FAGGOT

any smoke in your lungs destroy them just fucking eat it, no deterioration of any compound

yeah TITTIES or GTFO

???? how retarded are you, i honestly have no words, are you saying all weed is the same?

>roll j
>carefully put on shoes and jacket
>walk out as silently as possible
>stand in street or driveway and smoke my joint
>dispose of the joint in a manhole a couple meters down the street
>carefully enter house and go chill.

it kinda sucks now that there's snow and it's really fucking cold

My gf cooks the baked goods for a dispensary and I make the hard candies.

you are the retarded one you jew nigger.
I know there is a lot of different strain fucktard its so funny watching people think weed is like wine, thc is fucking thc

Dabbing is actually better for your lungs. Of course, I vape my wax with a firefly - that's even better.

yeah and i fuck your granny everymorning before preschool

I smoke a mix of bongs, joints, bowls, wax, and hash to the point where I am hight 24/7/365 and have been for 10 years.

Every single thing I won smells of weed, My hair has weed in it, I'm fairly sure I am like 70% weed at this point fam.

$55K a job that keeps my house paid for, is it the life.... No. But does it keep me sane, Maybe?