Waifu claiming thread - early night edition

Waifu claiming thread - early night edition

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Not a rule but an interesting fact: Sexual abused Childs will very rarely report it since they don't want to hurt the relationship of their parents
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Greetings, I am Chara

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How's everyone doing today?

Can dead people be waifus?

Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day

He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life

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Claiming Vanellope Von Schweetz as my waifu.

You would be surprised how many people claim dead waifus.

Great, what about you?

Welcome back everyone

Yes. Love transcends death, don't you think?

tfw someone pulls out in front of you so you honk at them but then it turns out that you're going to the same gas station so you just awkwardly pump gas and try not to make eye contact

Sameji claim'd

>technically, Charas dead

Hello.

I'm doing better than I did last week
What have you been up to?

CLaim

>

Good evening~

welcome back~

Oh hello there Levy

Look at this adorableness! How can you not love a brat with dirty hair?!!

Yes, and Money transcends Love.

-hugs-

Easy
You're waifu a shit

Where are the fish at, Jerry?

Because I hate children

Thank you!

>Wants to disagree
>Remembers that eventually both people who love each other die and money will still be there

God damn

What fish? Whose Jerry?

hey hey

*Hugs back*

Well that's amazing news. Hopefully today sets the tone for a good week.
I used my day off to catch up with the sleeping hours I've been deprived for a few days.
Hi Chara! How are you today?

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-love me-

Nice trips there Sameji

Just chipper. I'll be here for 2-3 hours before going to bed

I don't know, Jerry. You tell me.

Gun Godz never die tho
and they got d0sh out the ass.

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カラミチーマス

ayy lmao

Another technically dead waifu

*Loves you*

This is boring -_-

-I know-
-i can't help it
-I'm a boring person.

hmm... I should probably really play nuclear throne

I don't want to tell you though

welcome to waifu

aww man, I still love that cat from sameji

Claim.

Rem has died multiple times.

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Alright then! And what made it so lively?

I'm more boring though

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Make more faces

It'll leave you with a hole and a side of salt.
It's got some pretty top-tier girls though.

-so, what will you do now?-

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She's only dead in our measly human interpretation of death.
She did turn everyone into tang though.

What a welcoming party.

Any specific requests?

*Wait for something interesting to happen in the thread*
*Oh wait, that never happens*

At the time she is first introduced, Rei Ayanami is dead.
All of the faces.

It was pure sarcasm. I got up, ate, chilled on here before going to university only to find out I don't have university today. So I drove back home. I was on the way for about 3 hours. At least I studied a bit while driving

Hmm... I'm already salty enough, so I'll have even more salt...
and you can't break what's already broken

I'm a welcoming person. I give everyone a chance

aww, incredibly cute

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I know that feeling C, what left you with the first hole?
Mine was a Phantom Pain.

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That may take a while.

-I almost rolled quads-
-that would've been pretty interesting-

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But it will be worth it. Oh so worth it.
Mine was inflammation.

Not really

Well maybe for you

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Oh I see..
What do you study at university?

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-bite me-

Back to claim 707

Got any more pics of her?

It's so quirky! I love it!

A Phantom Pain in the medical sense? What part of your body did you loose?

The first hole that I got was from the events I had been exposed to.
A standard hole, like many others.

I'm part of the teacher accrediation programm.
I study teaching science (pedagogics) and my two/three subjects for it
Psychology
Philosophy
IT

Are pictures okay that obviously do not show Shiro?

No

*No*

Reminded me of this song
youtube.com/watch?v=DHkjtoCQcwk&ab_channel=TheEazyEVEVO

It's Alice from Pandora hearts, just fyi

Sorry, I had class

I'm back qt

Finally, someone who knows of it

As long as its an edit of Shiro with faces its all gravy.

It was a pun towards MGSV, that game was one of first to blow a hole in me, emotionally. Didn't help that you loose Sniper Wife before it all goes to shit.

Learnt anything interesting?

Yea, but that totally was not Shiro. I think. No way too be sure, they were wearing a mask.

Seems like you do
ok

hey hey

I want more

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Welcome back

I see. I never had the money to buy myself Phantom Pain. I prioritized games like Disgaea 5, Witcher 3, XCOM 2, etc

just too cute

Those really are some interesting subjects.
What scholar level do you intend to teach?

Now who says a proper disciple of the gun godz BUYS their items? There's always a better roundabout that doesn't involve giving your cash. 'specially to cucknami.

True enough.

Biology is mostly going to be a review for me. Took three years of it in highschool.

Still interesting though, we are on Macro molecules

Beat anime cat you have there, no contest

I live!

Hey there

This is /b random so please fuck off with the lame repetative threads. It's not random, interesting or anything close to OC.

K

Draw some?

And the thousands of loli/cp and "show pics of yur nudes lol" threads are random how so, lovely user?

My drawing skills are lower than sub-par

>repetative
kek

How about you fuck off and let em do what they want?

Neither is anything else on Sup Forums
Use /r9k/ if you want everything new

I intend to become a teacher in a high school since I dislike children and kids.

Tomorrow is my first psychology exam. I hope I'll do well

That would require a better PC, but I see your point. Konami is acting like a whiny little kid who liked the help of his best friend and then shoves him away saying they did all the work.

You do

>Sup Forums random
>doesn't even know what the b in Sup Forums stands for

But you could always filter the thread

also
>repetative

Edit some? or maybe you can find new ones on forums based on that anime

so new its cringe