Jewish Fight Club thread

Jewish Fight Club thread

> ITT: We talk like we're at a Jewish fight club
> I'll Start

If anyone touches me you'll here from my lawyer!!!

What's wrong about sueing someone for arrassing you.
You get free money and you win in the end

>if it's your first night at fight club

>you pay us to circumcise you with our mouths

>Ouch Maury! You're hurting meee!

Fuck that I got a guy who does that at half the rate

Oldfag-tier thread thanks op

you guys make fun of jews but i think its neat how integrated they are

I concur. Why can't us dutch have secret communities?

Just in case anyone is within earshot ... 6 MILLION, 6 MILLION, 6 MILLION! ALSO 6 MILLION! LISTEN! 6 MILLION!

First rule of fight club: Don't talk about fight club or member ship fees go up 10%
Second rule of fight club: Don't talk about membership fees or they go up another 20%

The original Fight Club is gay by itself

Kek

I witnessed your saviour. He is was here.

>Rule 1: Don't tell the goyim about fight club.
>Rule 2: If the goyim find out pretend to be one of them.
>Rule 3: If its your first night at jewish fight club, you drink goyim blood first.
Also, mind the shekels. We need them for membership fees.

>Jews wouldn't be into fighting each as part of reaffirming their masculinity, they would just outsource that to dumb savages and bet on it.
We kinda already have Jewish Fight Club in the form of the NFL and professional boxing.

oyy chaim dont use the fists you putz

>No shirts, shoes, or belts in the fights. That's patent leather, and I'm not getting blood on mine.

I'll agree with the NFL part, and many others you didn't mention.

If anyone needs facial reconstructive surgery, talk to me after

> I know a guy
> Great deals on nose jobs

This weeks homework

> Find Goyim
> Cry 6 million

>Weekly membership fee of $20