Sup Forums, I am scared. A few weeks ago, I started personifying the second chair that I have by my desk. I have been calling him "Mr Chair". It started off as a silly little thing, but I have been doing it more and more recently.
Anyway, long story short things have escalated and I am convinced that Mr Chair is alive, and trying to kill me. As I sit here, he is staring me down from the end of my desk, perfectly blocking my line of escape from the room should he decide to take action.
This may be the last time I ever post here, or anywhere. Remember me Sup Forums. Remember Mr Chair.
Jaxon Fisher
B8
Wyatt James
Throw some pencils on the ground
Hudson Hill
I'm not trying to kill you "Mr Ass", i just want us to be friends.
Aaron Perez
hah, nice try demon. I know what you did to Bill.
Adrian Perry
too much Westworld
Jaxon Russell
HES COMING CLOSER
Julian Perry
THIS IS THE END
Luis Taylor
Incoming chair homicide?
Sebastian Long
just when i think Sup Forums has become fully cucked we get another dose of hilarious autism great stuff m8 keep at it eh
Ethan Lee
get off the drugs kid
Jayden Parker
the only drug I am on right now is pure adrenaline. My heart is pumping so loudly I cant read myself typing this comment. I know Mr Chair wants me to try to escape.
Isaiah Edwards
MR CHAIR IS MOVING
Gavin Howard
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elijah Baker
please remember me
Jack Wilson
>This is Mr Chair speaking. >My mission is complete, mission time 6 years, 4 months, 1 day and 22 hours. >I await my airlift to the moon
Thomas Gomez
what awaits you on the lunar landscape almighty seat?
Joshua Phillips
My next mission, my friend. Our work is far from over
Christian James
Bump for interest. What more shall we learn of the chair?
Levi Bell
5 year old humor
Landon Reyes
Hell yeah just bought some hearthstone packs :D. I need to come up with a deck to counter pirate warrior as well as jade druid