You're such a cool guy, user. why don't you have a girlfriend?

>You're such a cool guy, user. why don't you have a girlfriend?

kill urself you retarded cumslut

I do have a girlfriend.

They get repulsed by my bad odor

>because I don't know how to foster a meaningful relationship with someone, and I have no care for hoes and bitches.

Because my girlfriend probably wouldn't like that too much!

Don't want one. I've got a wife and daughter.

My wife wouldn't like it

I want to fart in her face and make her smell it.

I like dicks

which one is better in bed?

because im just nobody

Been depressed for longest and my standards are skyhigh. Of cousre I could just lower them and find decent girl but I simply don't feel like it.

sauce pls

and of course this one gril slipped away

i know the feels

got a pic?

But i do tho :|

noob

Bc i dont like girls

all yours

Cause i can pay for sex every day of the year if i want.

>Sup Forums

I'm too good looking for ugly girls and to ugly for good looking girls and my standards keep me from getting an average girl.

>You're such a cool guy, user. why don't you have a girlfriend?
Because Im not a cool guy

I do

Interesting way to put it. Hope it all works out, m8

I'm going to rape your every hole, you slut.

nice rack on that one user

because I've been waiting for you darling x

I do have a girlfriend.

because i dont like having "ofcicial" girlfriends. Rather have fuck buddies.

That said, want som fuck bb?

It's called be ugly.

> be me
> virgin at 21
> not the sporty super handsome guy but more than average, girls think I'm charming
> around 10 girls crushed on me since college and some are solid 8/10
> couldn't help myself giving a fuck about them
> only kissed 2 girls at parties, didn't ever talked to them after the party
> i'm not gay
> pic related

wizard spotted

Me too :3

Because being a fuckboy is more fun. Almost have a different girl every day of the week, on rotation of course. Good for a Average white boy

The first line. Jesus Christ user, made the rest a joke

sure there buddy :^)

That's surely the main raison tbh