Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
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What have you been up to today?
Sameji claim'd
claimed
I need a certain gun
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And my wife have a date with another girl this afternoon. Hockey game then possible 3 way after.
What kind of gun?
I don't appreciate other people posting lewds of Yui and her friends.
>they know that if they wouldn't reply I wouldn't be here
>their autism compels them to reply regardless
>Mfw y'all literally feel a need to defend your virgin safe space
>Mfw this STILL gets at least 3 replies
Shiro claimed.
my bad
Lewd is bad. Shame
Yui is to cute to lewd
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>fishing for (you)s in your own post
An Ak
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>ftw user ignored my friend request
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Please no one give the shit poster a (you) so one of 2 things happen
>he fucks off
>he out as the attention seeking faggot that he is.
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I do appreciate it then they do though.
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Good luck
I don't like that either
Haruhi is sacred to me and I'm sure you feel the same as Yui
>he's so autistic he actually feels the need to let a bunch of basement dwellers know he thinks a certain cartoon character is his wife
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
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>admitting you're butt hurt
>admitting you're frustrated
>admitting you want me to stop
Screen capped. Go ahead and fight the urge to reply
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Actually mine were busy killing Frenchmen and Russians.
Reminder that indirectly replying is still replying
Thanks m8 should go good either way. I mean who doesn't have fun at a sportsball game?
@714435732
Yes, but if doesn't give them the (You)'s they want so bad.
Wheres my timestamp?
anyone got a fun steam group?
tired of randoms on servers
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Bunch of virgins claiming a cartoon character as their wife after years of rejection
youtube.com
Look what you started.
lewd posting
Thanks for the reply
nailed it
カラミチーマス
>he puts actual effort in defending his cringey sage space
Because thats a bad thing, having pride in your country?
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He'll never deliver because it would out him as the very thing he claims to hate.
The proof is he is doing exactly as i predicted when he stopped getting (you)s
Ah, 'Dieses Video ist in deinem Land nicht verfügbar.', my favorite.
This place seems lively today.
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What do you want a timestamp of? Im at work and actually have pen and paper now
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@714436123
Full nude. Show all your glory.
Take them I don't even care anymore
Take all the (you)s
No, you failed to make the world think Hitler did nothing wrong. Shame on you.
its bad
So a complete 'waaaaaaaaa pay attention' case. So he drinks shit beer, drives a car that is really not needed, thinks he needs a ute in sports mode, is best friends with a black man and stinks of Axe. And he calls us manchildren.
Actual claim now and I will fuck off.
I will do that at home.
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Timestamp your dick
Head of Nail+hammer=100% accurate
cute
You can add me...
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>Friends with a black man
You mean his pet I commented on? I thought it was a nice pet.
They are literally so mad they won't directly reply. Every time I see that @ shit I just laugh knowing that I was right, your autism not only compels you to still reply, but you won't even do it correctly anymore. My sides are in orbit, go ahead, give me more
id?
At least I have friends. You're just an edgy weeb who wouldn't say anything racist in public. You can't fight, you've never felt a girls pussy and you are probably ugly as sin. Keep being an Internet klan member knowing you'd get your ass whooped if you ever waddled out of the roach infested basement
I'd rather beat another part of my body.
Hey, Im a proud quarter Austrian. I tell my coworkers every day that he did nothing wrong.
Oh, my bad. I completely forgot his 'friend' is a pet.
>I thought you were gonna tell him about my meds and shit
I still have those saved. :^)
Get dubs and I won't post them.
Don't mind the id...
steamcommunity . com/id/JasonWhiteIsGay
>JasonWhiteIsGay
Did you make this when you were 13
Oh i love these
>have friends
Several
>wouldnt say anything racist in public
Do it all the time. But tbf the groups i hang with are also racist
>cant fight
I've yet to lose one
>never felt a girla pussy
Have felt several
>waddle out of basement
My house doesnt even have a basement
>that fucking file name
How does it feel to know that your cartoon wife wouldn't even like your ugly ass if she were real? Which she is not and never will be, even if you beg your mom to order a body pillow of her to jizz on
Ok give me a sec
Actually during high school it was as a joke and I just kept it
This is how you know it's spot on, you actually go out of your way to try and dispute it, by simply denying everything systematically. Kek, thanks for the reply.
Ill add you as well later
Here, Ill start you off. Heading into work anyway. Back in 30 mins.
>lol look he has to inject shit
what is with the vacs?
Just kidding. I actually deleted them long ago. I figured you'd do that.
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How your waifus assholes as gonna look after me and my dog fuck them
I had a vac ban competition with someone on steam for a week
>spot the nigger
>wouldn't say anything racist to a black person
Keep being a keyboard klan member when you're just an edgy acne ridden loser who can't fight and never got pussy
Alice a best
Why post an interracial gay couple?
I see 3
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I think you mean interspecies
oh god i love meme
who is that ?
Whats the difference?
whyyy...
eyebrow-kun
I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.
Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.
Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?
Are you just afraid?
Hello my love.