You must post in this thread if you have not had sex yet this year

>you must post in this thread if you have not had sex yet this year

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>This year

Lmao

My hand is good enough anyways

Me.

Am debating hooking up with a slut tomorrow. She's chubby, seems like she shares her nudes with everyone on kik. Should I? I'm not sex crazed. I want a happy relationship, not a hook-up.

Why HDoom though?

how about never?

Enjoy your own medicine pal

Because I like it.

fucked a few times but not nearly as much as i should be....senior in uni

just dont have it in me anymore

/thread

Lmao.
>Liking something that is that degenerate

Sex is too copy my DNA, so it can life another generation with mutations.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I haven't had sex in over a decade

reporting in i guess?

I had sex this year.

I haven't had once.
Virginifag.

more like ever

sup

Still trying to reel in the girl im chatting with..

Try never in my life

yo follo todos los dias soy un enfermo ala ora de aser el amor ... em gusta darte de anal

It's only been 19 years since I was last inside someone

check

:(

does a BJ count?

I'm here.

Cheer up lads! Never sell yourselves short, our time to shine is just around the corner

>for 25 years

FeelsGoodMan

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

this year
and last year
and well the year before that
well fuck my life im lonely

23 years and so on...

Hooray!

2/10 made me reply
Fuck my life

Never have, probably never will

...

18 years, going strong.

OP here, stay strong brothers, we will get through this, together.

Try 20 years

welp

try 22 years

Guys how can you not? Kek! Jfc! Just go and clean up a bit.

Do you guys even try?

>25

Like I said.

:(

downloaded this just to repost and say, ha the jokes on you because of your post I post this in response and you will probably see it haha >I have violated your eyes.

theres like 23 more days
who am i kidding ecks dee

ty user

NEXT YEAR I'M NOT GOING TO POST HERE, YOU JUST SEE!

god speed user, god speed

k

tfw you remember seeing on normie book "like if you haven't had sex yet this year"

It was January 5th.

my entire goal for 2017 is to smash some ass

I wish I didn't was born

...

fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

still dry

tfw you wat more teeter-totter dildo porn

>tfw Chard
>tfw fucked a bunch of hot girls but got really sick for several years
>tfw haven't had sex for almost 2 and a half years

Oldfag here, I haven't had sex since 2005. And that girl I had sex with passed away last year, so it feels like it doesn't even count. Had a fair amount of sex before that but then it just...stopped. Lost all interest and sank into a world of online porn. Don't miss it that much to be honest.

God damnit

...

NORMIES

OUT

you just answered your own question. You dont want to. It's the D talking.

Cant stand most girls. I'd fuck and leave, i hate their fucking annoying voices and their stupid personality, just cant talk to them