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Don't miss out on what? I don't want to date a witch because they pour salt all over the house. I've lived with a witch for many years, I know what I'm talking about.
lmao
It's better to just take it slow and then ask for her name and go from there.
Kayden Long
you content working the job/type of jobs you are now for the next 5 years or so? it's hard to get back into school once you've dropped out, trust me
Sameji claim'd
Cooper Gonzalez
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Jonathan King
She doesn't like them I already bought like 36 Well I don't work there. The most recent try went like this >walk into pet store confidently >"hey girl are you thirsty" (asking her out for a drink) >she doesn't hear me "huh?" >i reply "um I'd like a goldfish please" >she answers "If you get two you get one for free" >"um sure I'll take it"
I've been thinking about having my friends feed me lines from a parked van around the block from the petshop. I saw in a sitcom before She's really really pretty though I'm really shy though. I'm shy though
Tyler Parker
Still here
Jaxon Davis
>I already bought like 36 you can never have too many gold fish
Leo Jenkins
Changing back
Levi Hernandez
fine only kisses and licking honey off it
Jason Price
claiming loli rem. loli rem best rem
James Clark
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Jace Cruz
Claim
Ryder Cook
The cold keeps you clear while the heat leaves a haze.
Brandon Parker
no you're not
Zachary Carter
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Jack Fisher
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Luke Scott
Think about it like this, you either ask her out now or she'll date the guy that bullied you all through high school.
Connor Campbell
Then get over your shyness.
That's fine
Jacob Stewart
Cirno claimed Forever mine~
Grayson Nguyen
Dude what ? Don't ask your friends to do that, that's retarded. Just go talk to her, she's not going to kill you or anything.
Don't be weird about it and it won't feel weird.
Jackson Parker
don't miss out on being a wizard did you get to cast something or donate virgin blood to her ?
David Cook
/thread
This is actually true.
Easton Perry
qt
Jaxson Sanchez
What do you mean "404 not found"? Too lazy to link?
Flan Claim
Lincoln Rogers
welcome back everyone
Look at me This is my thread now
Angel Garcia
Oh... Okay...
Eli Gonzalez
Cirno claimed claimed
Forever mine~~
Hudson Sanchez
Well not really, Dutchland has a very solid job system where you can just write yourself in a job distribution center and they give you whatever job is available Yea maybe talking to someone else would actually help I just agreed because I see no other option anymore I will see what comes next I don't see why that's a problem I can be happy with living a wage cuck life, school isn't for someone like me yet no one believes that Alice
Cooper Gray
I am the one who bakes Skyler!
Jack Lopez
We have that here too. In theory.
Josiah Reed
Alice a cute I'm too much of a loser to leave Yuno
Hudson Johnson
Cirno claimer claimed*
Julian Bennett
Sup
Jordan Turner
I only had her make me a few sigils, and yes she used my vigin blood for a few spells.
"YOU TOO CLOSE MHAN"
Nathaniel Bell
>I'm too much of a loser to leave
William Jones
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Luke Jackson
But I saw it in a sitcom. It may have not worked for them but this is real life and is different. There's not a lot of room in my studio apartment He got ran over by a bus. He's paralysed from the neck down. Its not that easy
In theory? Also enough about me, how are you? What if I told you I want you to stay? Hey shiro
Oliver Ross
Hello, How is everyone doing>???
Tyler Brooks
Well, you may bake Skyler, but I bake this!
Well damn
>sits next to you >fatrolls flap on your knee I'm not
No one said it's easy
E-everywhere
Lincoln Cook
what spells where those?
Andrew Torres
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William Young
Fucking excellent.
Eli Rivera
Not much you ? Cute gif btw
Jeremiah Foster
You didn't get it did you? Breaking Bad reference? Ugh..
Camden Clark
Just got home from work hbu?? And thanks c:
Brandon Powell
Here ya go (Even though that doesn't count as a claim since it's still Rem)
Josiah Walker
lips too ?
Aaron Murphy
In theory you go to a job center and get a job. Except you don't get a job.
Hey there, I'm doing fine!
Welcome back haruhi!
I... I don't watch TV shows
Owen Butler
That's great@ Hey fuckboi Charas whats up? You a women yet?
Robert Miller
Yes? Hi tsun. What's up with you?
Sebastian Adams
she qt qt
Jonathan Thomas
claimed
Thomas Diaz
Hey how's it going
Samuel Moore
Are you talking to yourself?
Nicholas Rodriguez
Die in your sleep You don't actually love your waifu
Lucas Diaz
If trips all waifus are belong to us
Anthony Jones
if you're alright with it then go for it man
you can always make more room for the fish
Zachary Johnson
>being so jealous of me that you LITERALLY pretend to be me in another thread I don't know if I want to laugh or cringe
Ryan Hughes
What's the meaning of this?
Aiden Rivera
I don't know about everyone, but I'm alright.
Evan Nelson
So close
Isaiah Wood
eyes too far apart. no nose red knees uneven hair shitty bangs yellow eyes? 2/10
Henry Bell
Next to Makoto I guess you're the smoothest person in this thread god damn
Last I checked no What about you?
welcome!
I'm home from university and did my exam! As you could see when you were there, I spammed the thread with knowledge I needed to know
>protip: Some of my psychological knowledge is in the bakepost
Dylan Ward
Pretty good and yourself? >mfw I don't know because I wasn't allowed inside the salt barrier until she permitted it. But I know she was up to no good. Then she would bow and pull my arm to her and slit my wrist with an anthame. The blood poured into a pot, she would stir it and permit me to leave.
It's a long process.
Grayson Rodriguez
>he doesnt know what b8 is
Carter Brooks
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Bentley Gutierrez
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Landon Bailey
it does count. they r 2 different what.
Jose Hernandez
>tfw already replaced by a seasonfag
Wyatt Baker
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James Ramirez
Hey guys what's going on her-- Oh.
Adrian Rivera
It won't work, trust me.
I'm starting to think you're baiting
I'm going to go take a shower, then I think I'll go out for a smoke You're welcome
Kek, no, just another guy with the same waifu
Sebastian Kelly
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Nathan Price
who is Makoto and why smooth? I'm just having a lovely talk with you
Brayden Cruz
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Colton Peterson
>The same waifu You can only have one waifu/husbando
Jonathan Garcia
have a (You)
Alexander Mitchell
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James Thompson
It's ok, not like I want you to watch TV shows or anything, baka~
Call me a fuckboi one more time and you will forget how to breathe. *insert much edge*
Wow. Is this the Cirno I know? Because the Cirno I know would not say something like this. I can keep going about how much I love her but I am out of fucks to give.
Josiah Powell
here
Jose Perez
why
Samuel Ward
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Angel Lewis
We have that much in common then That would be in line with what I was going to do anyway. It will be acceptable Cut me CharaYuno And I love her
Alexander Myers
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Nolan Scott
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Logan Gomez
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Jonathan King
Then demon Rem is another character. Which was also stated false by an old Rem claimer.
Asher Wilson
'Sup bitch?
Henry Ward
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William Reed
That bunny girl is really cute
Logan Price
got contact with that person ?? would love to know what she did
Caleb Taylor
Thanks
Nathaniel Myers
This is now an Alice appreciation thread
Angel Long
What if I went there at closing time and walked her home and then my friends steal her purse and then I "beat them up" and give her her purse back. That would work right I'm not baiting either.
Benjamin Gutierrez
```zoinks scoob you just can't switch waifus like that```
Ayden Rodriguez
I don't give a shit really. I mean she's a fictional character, so if other poeple want to have her as a waifu, why not ?
