You walk into bathroom and see this. What do?
You walk into bathroom and see this. What do?
Cut that disgusting snail in half.
Walk out, clearly I'm in OP's house
Wonder why someone is shitting through the wall
Kick it forcing to bend a 90° angle. Run because nig now has a dick pointing to the right
Stab it
turn 540 degrees and moonwalk away
fucking kek
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Kek over 9000
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STICK IT UP MY ASS LIKE ANTS ON A LOG PEANUT BUTTER RAISINS BEAT YO MOMS CHEEKS IN THE SHEETS 7 DAYS OUT THE WEEK
lol I'd kick it kek no really he has no right putting it there
the only thing to do... S U C C
Stab a pen all the way through it, so the SOB can't withdraw the damn thing.
put a lighter to it.
or, maybe cut it?
how about shoving a lit cig into the tip, like shove it in there.
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
Rubber Band Tazer and prepare to spray shit all over him when he tries to retaliate
kek
Pull out Glock
Unload towards the wall
Run
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Empty two mags worth of ammunition into the stray penis and the surrounding wall. It must die by any means necessary.
ew wtf
>180
hmm actually
>180
you know what nah
>180
>take fleshlight out of book bag
>fill with elmers and superglue
>slide it on the dude
>go back and forth a few times to make sure its coated
>leave bathroom
Dude now has his dick stuck in a fleshlight along with not being able to take dick out of the wall
My Sup Forumsrother! Same thought as me...except for the running part. Gotta make sure it is completely dead. And the Glock...Never use a Glock...1911 .45 ACP for the win.
go to next stall
do same
Fake AF. It's a dildo, if it were a real dick, blood would spray EVERYWHERE the instant she started cutting. It also wouldn't cut nearly as easily.
Hell, I dissected a pig's eyeball in anatomy class, and it was surprisingly difficult to cut, even with a razor-sharp scalpel, much less household scissors.
Who the fuck carries a fleshlight and glue around? And who the fuck is dumb enough to not realize that it won't harden quick enough?
Stomp on it and be done with it.
Put on a new toilet paper roll DUH.
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You mean you don't?
who the fuck is shitting into my stall
who put a hole there for someone to pass their rancid feces through?
what a disgusting poor people town
i'm leaving
Well I guess you don't faggot and the elmers is to make it feel like lube and the super glue is to seal the deal
Spot the faggot nig nog fucker
Ask what kind of fruit he used to increase his penis size by 67%
grab my pocket knife
Doctor's hate him
you fucking idiot thats real you dumb bitch
Unsheath my knife and play with his. Once erect one swift cut to remove head from stalk.
kekington
Promptly leave