New new celeb thread

New new celeb thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=aK1mh2YoZ8g
universal-music.de/marilyn-manson/videos/detail/video:87857/heart-shaped-glasses
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

pls more kiki in heels

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>be laying in bed
>hear BROMP, laughter, then BROMP again
>turn and see this
"user! we both just farted, ahaha! don't put your head under the covers!"
>wut do?

What do you mean?

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This is relevant

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Wait. A further toast. I've been trying to post G for 10 years. Well, this time, I did better than post her, I spammed her.

How bout some wardrobe malfunctions?

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wut

VJ's weight is just right

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>"mmmm user! you're so good at baking! must be why you're so fat!"
>everyone laughs
>wut do?

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wtf G take that poster down

you wanna break the glass ceiling
hillary I sense it
the only crack you'll find
is my ass pressed against it

checkem

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Assuming her 18th birthday has arrived, I'd milk her and make baked goods with the milk.

since she was 7 years old?

whos this?

>"user! if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put 4 and U together. ahahahaaa"

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gg

>i'm Sup Forums's reckoning. here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!

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>all these talentless """singers""" and child """actresses"""

>hear someone snorting and eating loudly
>turn around and see this
>she gives you this look
>wut do?

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Who is this ejaculatory discharge juice goose?

requesting Evan Rachel Wood (Westworld actress) pics go go go

who dat

>"murgof! pwoog nabaat! muuuurg!"
what did she mean by this?

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>walk into the room to find G looking sad
>ask her what's wrong
>she looks down and says "well user, my dress is puffy but... it could be puffier"
>then she goes over and sits alone in a dark corner
>wut do?

Barbara Palvin

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ha, she used to bang Marilyn Manson

>hear someone snorting and laughing
>turn around and see this
>this giggly little G says "ahahaa... arm!"
>wut do?

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Fucking yum

>they both kiss this dog
>then G says "user! this dog gets more action that you! lmao!"
>everyone on the red carpet laughs, even the carpet itself
>wut do?

you're doing gods work
holy shit didn't know that, I guess I should check her wikipedia page

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>be at the photoshoot with G
>suddenly she blurts out "shakes? what, is michael j fox here?"
>everyone gets quiet
>wut do?

>wikipedia page

In 2003, Wood described herself as Jewish.

Das juden!

>be sitting in your living room staring at a loaded pistol
>suddenly this G busts in and says "ow ow ow! user anon, i REALLY have to go! can i use your bathroom?"
>you ask her what number, and she gives you this
>wut do?

mmmm, love skinny version g

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what do you see in that monkey-faced child?

somehow she satisfies every single aesthetical need. skinny, thick, loli, lots of feet pics on her instagram, she farts constantly, can also teleport somehow? i don't know about that last one, ill have to get back to you on that

we all said lots of bullshit when we were 16

>she farts
hnngggggg

you honestly don't think she's breathtaking here?

youtube.com/watch?v=aK1mh2YoZ8g

wew then, lad

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ever seen Manson's Heart Shaped Glasses video?
universal-music.de/marilyn-manson/videos/detail/video:87857/heart-shaped-glasses

Gross

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She reminds me a little of Shia Saide LaBeouf when she flares her nostrils

>ywn smell her burrito farts

kiki feets?

i'd let her do those in my mouth

KIKI OR DEATH

elena kampouris

>westworld actress
are you fucking kidding me?
of all the things she's been in, you pick THAT?

you fuckers need to go and torrent Pretty Persuasion right the fuck now

Waifu Qualities I Desire, by user
>vaguely ethnic (no blacks)
>makes whacky faces (very important)
>prolific (does lots of stuff)
>unique fashion sense
>farts alot
>can sing
>super liberal
>skinny as a kid but thickened up later
>lex luthor level intelligence

i mean it can only be G

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP PPP... PPP

dat tight ass

AWAKEN MY MASTERS
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

there's none tighter my lad

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toight as a tiger

women in pantyhose are my weakness

That's not a JoJoke tho

I really am going to have to watch all the episodes of that show.
I hope I can get some of you guys on board for some kind of daily streaming session.

>hear someone lighting a firecracker, some laughter, then your toilet explodes
>G comes out of your bathroom like this
>wut do?

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any excuse to shit on chloe tho, my dad lad who's so bad

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i've seen every ep, it's very comfy
and G and her two friends are so god damned adorable, and the sister

nice

wew

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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>dog covers its face with its paw

user I made you some ice cream from my milk.

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>go out to eat with G
>she orders this, eats one bite of spaghetti then says "im done!"
>wut do?

who's this guy