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>genre: melodic death metal

Fuck off DMU shitter

What's the confirmed nu male genres?

t. nu-male

pornogrind, exclusively

>tfw all prog metal sounds like shit after listening to Leprous

your favorite ones

melodic death metal
caverncore
atmoshit/post-metal
dissoshit/unriffs
glam
slam
weebgrind
sludge
some doom

>muh OSDM is only good metal

Metal

Wow another great thread
Fuck this place is cancer

>inb4 d. Nu-male xDDD

fuck i forgot djent and proge

>the nu-male meme makes him so upset he felt the need to post this

yep, definitely a nu-male

WE

Real underground hours niggas

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WUZ

I don't think thess kind of people would even like melodeath that isn't Dethklok.

I would rather have you cunts get butthurt about being called nu-males than have the thread be shit up by barely-metal garbage.

>hurr durr stop talking about things I don't like
Then fuck off to ANUS or DMU shitposting scum

Pic related is you

Slamming Brutal Death Metal

t. nu-male

that pic isn't even that embarrassing, i bet they grew up to be pretty chill dudes

I don't think I have seen a more retarded and cancerous meme than calling everyone nu-male
Like there's nothing remotely funny about it it's just shitposting
I wish Sup Forums would fuck off

kek

you realize that if you fags would just stop replying and complaining about it it never would have gotten this bad

>melodeath, metalcore, proge, groove metal, djent and posters are always civil and on topic
>blackies, power, thrash and death metal posters are obnoxious shitposters who ruin threads with memes and bait


Really makes you think

but it is breh

well there's nothing wrong with that

Yes

post-metal is false

>caverncore
>slam
>sludge
>some doom
>nu-male genres
"sure" buddy

everybody's falseflagging here dude, it's just trolls trolling trolls. now fuck off nu-male cuck. I'm gonna go listen to some Periphery

Ignoring the cancer is never the solution, this general needs a chemo

you realize the purpose is to bait idiots like you. seems like it worked

Give me a quick rundown on this guy

t. numale

where are my glammer friends at?
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he hates metal

"everyone that was important and cool in human history was european and yall niggas full of shit, fuck christians, fuck capitalism"

Would Varg like Warband?

out playing nintendo switch in their mancaves while their wives have dates over

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anybody else get the chills from this riff?
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he's the leader of the nu-males

Fuck off

nah inmolation blows

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>posting """"""""extreme""""""""" metal
t. nu-male

Do punks secretly love NSBM?

Get the fuck out of here

t. the nu-malest

Yeah. Nazi punks.

I need me some real NS blackened crust or powerviolence

kek, that's you nigga

please post some if you guys have any im craving this shit

>aaahhh get out, you hurt my feelings ;(
t. the eternal maximus nu-male

fr disliking osdm, bitch boi

nah I was just joking bout Immolation

I kinda wanna suck on Varg's finger

What's everyone listening to tonight?

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its really good, i should have listened to this earlier

Only nu-males dislike Immolation

top shelf stuff friends

Post a song and I'll masturbate to its rhythm.

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Which one of you fags is this

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me

me

Daily reminder: Childhood is when you idolize """"""extreme""""""" metal.
Adulthood is when you realize nwobhm, speed metal and glam metal makes more sense.

Anyone going to the Overkill, Amorphis, Nile show on Thursday?

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nice fuckin trips

but seriously, do you have autism? why do you still post this in every thread?

What is the best striborg?

satan hates extreme metal, pack it up

don't give him attention
it's not difficult to just ignore shitposters because they post to get reactions out of you
now watch them bombard me with "t.nu-male" and i won't even reply to them

P2: This time it's personal

Sounds great

My mission is to guide people to the true metal!
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THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN
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i think it's an argentinian shitposter from Sup Forums

i'm not argentinian and i'm actually from /his/

*blocks your path*

>my 'posers leave the hall' shitposting laid the groundwork for lame forced 'speed nwobhm and glam' shitposting

NWOBHM time? NWOBHM TIME!!!
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t. nu-male

Blackies leave the hall

literally me

everything about this band is wonderful

You left out power metal. Also, nothing wrong with extreme progressive metal or neoclassical.
On the real though, you'll never stifle pure adrenaline, pacify mankind's rage, or persuade the malevolent.

That's why there will always be bands like Teitanblood, for example. Fully extreme, and only hate.

P2: This time it's personal

t. the nu-male of nu-males

The dawn of a new era.
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Blackie detected

I-I l-like b-both e-extreme a-and n-non-e-extreme m-metal, a-am I-I a-a n-nu-m-male?

i actually agree