This guy emerges from behind the curtains and slaps the transcript on the buffet

this guy emerges from behind the curtains and slaps the transcript on the buffet
what do you do ?

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I go to the beach as fast as possible

Keep my genes in my jeans.

I don't want this cookie

I'm not gay or anything. Smell my breath.

youtube.com/watch?v=pWawqTfa3vU&feature=youtu.be&t=38m37s

I just came to get something to eat!

My camera crew emerges from their hiding spots, begin capturing prime footage for "to catch a predator catcher"

Tell him I don't have a last name.

Rape him like I planned too

>this guy emerges from behind the curtains and slaps the transcript on the buffet
Took me a while to work this out, do Americans really refer to their kitchen table as a buffet?

Haha jokes on you, I'm into grannys

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

ask him to sign them and reveal he's on a prank show!

I punch him in the mouth and knock out one of his teeth. Then I take that tooth and slit his throat with it. Then I rip off his head and fuck his neck.

Really, the only realistic solution at that point is bring a gun with you and commit sudoku if he appears.
Bonus points if you kill him along with a few police officers too.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz

I would risk everything for a chance to fuck that decoy.

It's not a table. Also called a sideboard, a buffet is a dining room furniture piece with drawers, shelves and compartments for storing dishes, glassware or whatever.

>I was looking for work and stuff
>I was going to tell her parents what she's been doing online
>I just came to party
>A guy named Kevin told me to come here
>I just came here to tell her I wasn't going to come here

All valid excuses

>I just came to get something to eat!

Tell him to check these dubs

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