Explain to me why Steven Universe isn't the best cartoon show ever made

Explain to me why Steven Universe isn't the best cartoon show ever made

(hint: you can't)

Too many fatties

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It's not funny or interesting.

because as liberal as I am, it's the cringiest cringefest of cringey liberal stereotypes to ever cringe

fuck off back to tumblr

because you're 12 and have shit taste

Terrible voice acting. Literally tumblr.

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it's cancerous and I cringe at the fanbase AND the show, it was a mistake.

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this. it isnt "progressive" or "diverse" out of some coincidence. its like that because the creators wanted to pander to the tumbler crowd. its fucking ingenuine, inauthentic sappy garbage is what it is

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this image

Some waifus are okay, other are garbage.

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OP don't make me spiderman this thread, I will if I must.

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Disregarding the Tumblr shit, it's also extremely poorly animated and drawn. There's no sense of a third dimension and all the characters are extremely simple, easy to draw shapes. It's the same shit as adventure time. It's uninspired garbage.

I'm turning this into a r34 steven universe thread fuck off

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i agree that it is a good show but it has its flaws like every show does.

but seriously its a tumblr pandering wonderfuck so take this shit to Sup Forums where they at least more forgiving, Sup Forums is a place that will tear your opinions up and your asshole

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Because you haven't watched Over The Garden Wall yet.

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I really really like it. It's great, but it's certainly not Batman the Animated Series, it's no Samurai Jack, and I would trade it in a heartbeat for more Symbionic Titan.

And even if it is the perfect show for you, I would hesitate to lionize it too strongly if I were you. Any show can take a sharp turn and become shit due to executive meddling or just plain running out of ideas. See: The Real Ghostbusters and the 2003 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Both amazingly good, both permanently marred in the end.

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Because it isn't Courage the Cowardly Dog, fag.

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Because this

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it's good for its porn honestly

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Why not a general r34 thread?

I have!
Aside from triggering Sup Forums and wanting to expand my r34 folder over the garden wall is probably one of my favorite cartoon show ever.

spedermen-user approves.

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Jasper is top tier waifu material and I'm not even a lesbian.

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Steven Universe is like Gravity Falls, a gay show for faggot neets who can't go outside. The story is shit, the animation is shit, it's shit all together. Watch a real cartoon like Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Some of the old Batmans, fucking scooby doo, Cory in the house, or even some animes like Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bepop, or even Hellsing.
Tits of gtfo pussys.

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10/10

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this is arguable a better show than SU and i love SU. it doesnt matter that its "progressive" by showing "progressive" people and couple that pander to the LGBT+ community and panderto other races, that doesnt make it a good show. i do agree it handles more mature content pretty well with some great metaphors like sex being fusion but there are definitely better shows

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Thanks man, appreciate it.

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meh.It's good when it's good but the creators love fucking around with random people in a town in a show with aliens for main characters. Wish the show didn't have 90% filler

I don't like LGBT in general.

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Doesn't your spiderman threadding just keep it alive.

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take your pick OP

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yeah but it's oh so satisfying to corrupt it with spiderman.

>this
Perspective is nowhere, so it feels like you are seeing them walk on a grid.
Shading is only on the background like in many animations, but at least the others fix the obvious.
The character design is irredeemably shitty.

This thread deserves spiderman/10

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He's hoping to make the thread hit image limit before you run out of porn

damn beat me to it

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Ahh I see, basically never start threads myself.

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