today i'm here to play a game with a pathetic little loser named sean. since his tiny cock (as pictured) is so floppy with it's anteater nose, we're here today to torture sean with a game to trick him out of his money.
the rules are - i'll ask a question, and sean has to answer it. if he gets it wrong, i'll decide how much money he loses. simple!
feel free to let him know how sad and lame it is that he's being taken advantage of in this way.
xoxo
Charles Roberts
I am ready to play
Chase Gutierrez
let me know when youre here sean.
xoxo
Bentley Brooks
i am here , sean
Cameron Nelson
oh good.
okay, question 1. this one is worth...$50. i think ill start with a christmas question!! what are the real names of the four main characters in the movie white christmas?
Matthew Evans
stupid looking cock looks like a fire hose. youre pathetic lmfao
Adam Jones
Dick joe bob steve
Jaxon Thomas
Your a fat stupid cunt
Eli Edwards
ok, Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Ver Lyn, and Rosemary Clooney
Jacob Long
You googled it faggot
Jackson Peterson
vera
Jayden Bell
hahahaha see, sean? even these guys think your cock is ridiculous.
next question. worth....$30 this time. how many #1 billboard hits has rihanna had?
xoxo sam
Anthony Sanchez
i am sorry about my stupid cock ... i wish is was big sean
Grayson King
i think they're trying to spam us until we go away. just ignore it
xoxo sam
Joseph Ramirez
i'll guess 3
Ian Turner
wtf is this thread?
Owen Anderson
i get a boner when i lose to a beautiful girl like Sam .. sean
Bentley Parker
i am a born loser sean
Cooper Rivera
>I wish it was big sean
Carter Green
im a fucking faggot bitch sean
Colton Turner
but i really am trying to win ... it just proves that i am a loser
Benjamin Brooks
that one about the faggot was not me sean
Jason Rivera
THREE???? hahaha nope. the correct answer is 14. good thing i gave that question such little value.
now you're up to $80. let's do an even harder one for you.
for another $50, what was the flight number of the plane that crashed into the pentagon on 9/11? (ps, Sup Forums dipshits: im sure you probably know this one. no helping. let this fucking loser drain his own wallet.)
xoxo sam
Wyatt Gonzalez
all i know is United 93 ... but that went into the filed in Penn
Dylan Thompson
you are drainig my wallet and my boner keeps growing tho ... am i allowed to jerk it while i think of the answers? sean
Evan Mitchell
post pics of tiny dick while you jerk it dumbass
Easton Lopez
i am loser with a boner sean
Aiden Johnson
hahaha i knew you wouldnt know this one!!! now you're up to $130. you know how much i like even numbers, so this one will be for $70.
what's the scientific name for someone who wants to fuck cars?
xoxoxo sam
Ryan Carter
i am a dumbass sean
Grayson Brown
i agree...i think we need another pic of you jerking your tiny weenie.
xoxo sam
Lincoln Stewart
i have seen a show on this Mechanophilia ... or a Mechanophiliac
Brandon Cook
25$ question. Who are the 4 playable characters from the black ops 3 zombies map Revelations.
Jack Watson
that is phony question
Colton Robinson
the one about revelations sean
Noah Garcia
OMG YOU GOT IT RIGHT
no fucking way. lucky break.
too bad we're not playing for bets this round. i'm giving you an actually hard one this time.
since you're at $150, lets say for $50, what was judy garland's forced diet during the years she worked for MGM?
xoxo sam
Angel Perry
i know alot about Judy ... if i remeber right , it was balck coffee, chicken soup, and cigarettes and dexies sean
Matthew Flores
what do i get if i answer correctly?
Brody Walker
sean
Nolan Flores
...
Isaac Green
...
Jayden Lee
post more of your dumb dick
Kevin Ross
hmph. you got it right again. one is okay, but not two in a row. now i'm getting mad. i'm not a good loser. YOU'RE the loser here.
your next question is worth $100.
name 5 maps you play on in the game overwatch.
HA
xoxo sam
Adrian Nelson
...
Ethan Jackson
...
Christopher Cooper
...
Zachary Bennett
lmfao
Jonathan Taylor
...
Andrew Martinez
...
Thomas Sanchez
that's a subject you stumped me on!!! sorry I don't know sean
Thomas Rivera
since i lost i will post more photos of my stupid cock sean
Brody Morales
what do i owe so far? sean
Josiah Rodriguez
...
Carter Torres
i wish a genie would grant me one wish and that would be to have nice big pretty cock instead of my stuopid one sean
Gabriel Williams
i knew you wouldnt know it. except, you're the one who bought me the game.....so i was hoping you hadn't done any research on it. lol speaking of which, i think it's time for you to buy me some more games. but we'll discuss that later.
now you're up to $250 (: we'll start playing lower stakes because i'm off my game. not to help YOU out, obviously.
but to keep MY money safe, from now on, if you get the questions right, i'll take the $ amount off your tab. later we can play higher stakes. but only when i feel like it.
so for $25- what year was the yankee candle company started?
xoxox sam
ps- here's another pic of sean's pathetic cock while he jerks it to this thread. can you see how excited he is to watch his money fly out of his bank account? fucking loser.
Elijah Richardson
ok, i am guessing 1971 sean
Eli Phillips
may i please buy you more games? if i buy you more games will you let me cum? please please??? san
Robert Evans
*sean
Austin Nelson
MODS Delete This shit Bread Now ok
Adrian Ortiz
hanamura,dorado,lijang tower,illios,holywood
Landon Carter
nah dont delete, this is funny
Alexander Watson
nope~!!!!
1969. now you're at $275!!! that is what i like to see.
so for another $25, what is the name of the leader of the fundamentalist church of jesus christ of latter day saints and what is his prison sentence?
xoxo sam
Camden Hernandez
>what year was the yankee candle company started 1969
Ethan Anderson
do $50 for what year Sup Forums was founded and by whom
Isaac Davis
of course YOU lames know it. i'm glad you didn't give it away too quick
thanks bud. i know you love to laugh at losers figured you'd all appreciate watching a tiny-dick fool lose his money.
hey sean-- you better pace yourself with that cock-jerking. then again, i do have shopping to do. i might speed this one up. xoxo sam
Caleb Lewis
i forget his first name but its Jeffs and i am guesing he got 10 years sean
John White
Warren Steed Jeffs is the name of the leader,and he was sentenced to life in prison plus 20 years, to be served consecutively, and a $10,000 fine for sexual assault of both 12- and 15-year-old girls
Colton Foster
oh i am wrong then sean
Jack Lee
nope!! now you're up to an even $300 (: let's kick this one up to $50 again.
i like the Sup Forums question. for $50, what year was Sup Forums founded and by whom? i'll accept his government name or his alias.
and just for fun, let all our friends in this thread know how much longer you can think you can last before you cum so i know how much cash to squeeze out of you before you explode. i know it won't be long, since your hand is the only thing you ever get to fuck.
xoxo sam
Gavin Ross
2006 sean
Aaron Thompson
i can last another 5 mins before i cum sean
Anthony Roberts
founded in 1 october 2003 ,and founded by Christopher Poole
Nolan Lopez
i lost again and i am jerking my boner sean
Caleb Brooks
do a $150 question: who is the character in far cry 4 who Ajay ghale helps atone for his sins?
Easton James
lol
Juan Cruz
>far cry 4 what the fuck is this thread
Aaron Morgan
>87 replies >8 posters
what the fuck is this thread and why is there so much samefaggery?
Grayson Green
what kind of fucking faggot posts his dick just cause someone tells him to who is this dumbass and why is his cock so tiny
Nathan Butler
Lord Kek has spoken to me , he tells me you all will be smited with the bad nigger ebolas for this ungodly bread
Robert Cook
i am a liitle loser with a small dick the only way i can get beautiful girls to pay attention to me is to pay sean
Nicholas Cox
nope! 2004, by christopher poole.
since it's almost christmas, i'll give you one more question before you can cum. don't forget to send a video.
for double or nothing (you're at $350 right now) what is the name of the new nintendo console, what month will it be released and what are it's new features?
xoxo sam hahahah
Ian Lee
oh by the way....the far cry question was definitely from my little brother. i let him come lurk this thread to laugh at you, so he can come shopping with me later. with your money (:
xoxo sam
Gavin Hernandez
oh man ... you knew was a subject i know nothing about ... i dont know sean
Gabriel Green
name: nintendo switch month of release:March Futures:When played as a handheld, you attach two controller portions to the side of the 6.2" 720p multi-touch screen, which feature a 'split' d-pad as previously rumored.