I have a cat in a bag, dubs decides what I do with him

I have a cat in a bag, dubs decides what I do with him.

Release him and kill yourself immediately

Release it, you fat bastard

Fuck it

Free him then kill yourself.

you have nothing in a bag not even balls
go fuck yourself

Throw it in the dumpster

>i have (insert anything here)
>post no time stamp

>sit back and feel fulfilled.

pathetic.

release and cuddle him, also love him till you die

Kill yourself and let the cat eat your putrid flesh

Shoot it with a 12guage

i win

Take him home, worship him like a god and ensure he lives better than any cat in the world for a week. Then release him. Knowing what he had will haunt him forever.

Let the cat out of the bag.
Obviously.

Nothing bad could ever come of that.

Dumpstercat it is

winrar

Pour boiling hot water in the bag/dumpster

reroll

reroll

Cut holes for its paws in the bag so it will look like its clothes

SWALLOW HIM WHOLE AND ALIVE