Walk into house

>walk into house
>see this
>what do?

call da police brotha

Think my house is getting robbed and beat the fucker to death.

turn 360* and leave the house.

Stranger danger. I feel that.
Gotta be safe no matter what

s-sorry

*unzips dick*

Think, "When did I get stairs?"

This not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.

Does it matter?
For?
>unhooks boobs

Yeah it matters where the fuck am I this isn't my house

New house.
Moving up in the world.

Get The Fuck Out Of My House
(OP)

Ask op for more, of course.

>Walk into house
>see this
>tell the cunt to, "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
>Grab the bitch and punt her in the ass out the front door.
>Throw any random clothes out the door after her.
>Lock the door as loud as possible.
>Crack beer, put feet up in favourite recliner.
>Grab remote.
>Turn on TV.
>Watch game, drink beer, fall asleep.
>Save money.
>Profit.

Op has some moar

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who are you
can you please leave my house
thank you

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make sure I have to cover GFE for both hours and a tip.

where did these stairs come from?

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Kill and call the police

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Victoria justice is more than welcome to join in the fun

If you turned 360 degrees you'd be walking directly towards her you fucking idiot!!! You mean 180 degrees, asshole.

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Fuck off newfag

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