i'll start
poon hound
facemelter9001
the jewish overlords
i'll start
poon hound
facemelter9001
the jewish overlords
Concrete Island Effect
All vaporware
The Sticks
Pinyin 4004
Generic ambient or post-rock
@BOSS
Fuck You
openbodies
The Birds Of Paradise (This is ironic)
The Leech Boys
mododododododo
indie rock
chinese immigrant emo
noise rock with emphasis on drums
shitty new wave with psychedelic influences
probably some kind of "indie" electronica
Highschool bands that stay together for 1 month
>@BOSS
J-rock
>Fuck You
>openbodies
emo pop punk
>The Birds Of Paradise (This is ironic)
>The Leech Boys
>mododododododo
meme rap
>Pinyin 4004
j-pop styled western band
>All vaporware
ambient
>The Sticks
garage rock
Pen on my face
Happiness in solitude
Shape 2.0
Princess Princess
Songbirds
She Was a Visitor
Dorito Franklin
rap rock with filthy frank features
shoegaze with oriental folk instruments or samples
garage rock revival revival
>Pen on my face
backpacker hip hop that steadily becomes more and more spoken word with each release
>Happiness in solitude
slowcore
>Shape 2.0
field recording dance band that rises to fame making remixes of edm staples
>Pen on my face
hardcore/post hardcore
>happiness in solitude
solo atmoblack project
>shape 2.0
either indie synthpop or ambient
>Princess Princess
"ironic" j pop or synthpop
>Songbirds
surf rock
>She Was a Visitor
shitty garage punk
>Dorito Franklin
mashup meme rap
Kosmik
Crash! Boom! Bang!
Metal Smell
People of Earth
Ghostfucker and The Semen Demons
Krakatoa
Dustbuster
Prints of Orange
Of Unknown Origin
Wifebeater
The Grand Scheme of Things
Pick A Zoo
Bell
Seapunk
1-pc music-core
2-slacker pop
3-burger-core
4-above
There's no toilet paper left and I need to clean up
>Wifebeater
Post-punk
>The Grand Scheme of Things
Prog
>Pick A Zoo
Gangsta rap
>Bell
Jazz
>Kosmik
Space rock
>Crash! Boom! Bang!
punk
>Metal Smell
>Prints of Orange
sludge
>People of Earth
improvisation based folk
>Ghostfucker and The Semen Demons
memes
>Krakatoa
JazzFusion
>Dustbuster
post metal
>Of Unknown Origin
post rock
>There's no toilet paper left and I need to clean up
garage rock
Hitting the wall
Muse is a better Radiohead
Speaking Speaker
Brass Dog
Introduction to Quantum Mechanics
The Limos
Grapevine
Gatekeepers of the Illuminati
>Kosmik
Krautrock that slowly transitions to electronic, but keeps focus on art music unlike Kraftwerk
>Crash! Boom! Bang!
post-hardcore noise pop
>Metal Smell
industrial
>People of Earth
afro-beat influenced synthpop
>Ghostfucker and The Semen Demons
meme band using sound clips of hentai and anime in their music
>Krakatoa
Indonesian prog
>Dustbuster
folktronica like Sun Kil Moon
>Prints of Orange
Psychedelic Math Rock
>Of Unknown Origin
Drone Folk
>Wifebeater
Sludge Metal
>The Grand Scheme of Things
Post-rock focused on shoegaze roots
>Pick A Zoo
Canterbury Scene
>Bell
If it's named after the telephone companies, then a krautrock-inspired electronic band. If just a bell, then baroque pop
Amish Book Club
>poon hound
a 21st century Humpty Hump meets 2 Live Crew Filthy Rap revival, its a southern white guy with a all black crew, they piss people off by showing a lot of interracial grinding and sex in their videos
>9001
metal
>TJO
Sup Forums's band where they make songs that incoherently rage at Sup Forums for things they didn't even start
Wistful Indie male singer-songwriter with an Asian keyboard girl and half black guitarist with frizzy hair play music about beaches and finding love in clubs ironically
>Pen on my face
The New Pornographers mixed with The Books
>Happiness in solitude
Debut album same name, they are like Sigur Ros on crack and mescaline, sadly they get too many dudebroEDM fans
>Shape 2.0
Another revival band, these guys mix C+C Music Factory with No Doubt and add a pinch of Chainsmokers
>Hitting the wall
Country but it would be Toby Keiths Hitting the Wall because you need name recognition now
>Speaking Speaker
Intellectual Indie Rock that dares to throw down Yellow Turban Rebellion references with Muhammad Alis last day boxing
>Brass Dog
Chris Cornell and Billy Corgans desperate attempt at relevance, two most annoying singers combine
>Introduction to Quantum Mechanics
Actually its a conscious rap group who is really named Quantum Mechanics, they sound like if Pharell Williams produced Digable Planets. Introduction is their first album.
>The Limos
Sleezy Lounge Rock in a Guns and Roses meets Father John Misty vein, with more accessibility.
>Gatekeepers of the Illuminati
New Age like Cusco meets Enigma and sounds like that shit that played during that Cicada 3301 website.
>Amish Book Club
Its Christian Indie the only genre they haven't ruined so this is their slow instrumental noodling on Jesus' Resurrection and Paul's Letter to the Ephesians.
The Distractions
Cat Pheen
Subpar Submarine
The Mermen
Ensigma
bad indie rock
The Distractions- post-rock
Cat Pheen- Jazz Fusion
Subpar Submarine- bad indie rock
We are Sad but not Emo Sad
Ashes of Azkaban
Ned the terrible
>The Mermen
Ironic indie rock band with one female member that makes the occasional great ballad.
>Ensigma
Industrial influenced EDM group.
>Ashes of Azkaban
Folk Metal/Black Metal
Now for some band names of my own...
Chucks to a Wedding
Elitecore
Rosie Chip
Assblast Express
>Chucks to a Wedding
Obscure alternative rock with less than 100 listeners on last.fm
>Elitecore
psytrance
>Rosie Chip
Synthpop with female vocals
>Assblast Express
Dumb ironic grindcore
Ambre+l'over
ZERSTO
Cyclopia
DearEmma,
BOMBCYPHER
L'deteriorer
>Ambre+l'over
some reallly conceptual kind of witchhouse
>DearEmma
emo with vocals straight out of 04
>BOMBCYPHER
the craziest fucking dj set ever, it gets super annoying when your friends blast it in the car
>Gatekeepers of the Illuminati
Sup Forumscore experimental electronics
>We are Sad but not Emo Sad
Pop punk, or post-hardcore
>Ashes of Azkaban
Dungeon synth and/or black metal, based on Potter lore, rather than the more common Tolkein based projects.
Thank you so much. But please don't forget the comma at the end of DearEmma,.
Also, there is a cypher (O) in BOMBCYPHER.
Oh wait Sup Forums doesn't accept cyphers. Well, you can just imagine it then.
Skuzz
Abject Horror
Harmonance
Jean-Paul LeCouth
The W.E.W. lads.
>Skuzz
Confrontational experimental ambient electronic music
>Abject Horror
Coldwave injected with noise and power electronics
>Harmonance
Synth pop with effect vocals
>Jean-Paul LeCouth
A rather creative multi-instrumental solo project, or a soundcloud lofi hip hop artist, or both
Meme rap collective
"Can You Hold my Tracksuit While I Sprint Across this Minefield"
"Blue Rubbish Bin"
"Sophisticated Sphincter tincture"
"Anderson Council"
"G.O.A.T.S.E"
Skuzz
>crust punk
Abject Horror
>dark ambient
Harmonance
>symphonic metal
Jean-Paul LeCouth
>shoegaze
Desfunction
ADDHDTV
Perestroika
Lepuchantrupa
Wither without her
Sweatshop kids
Mellow appearance
Screaming meanies
Pitter
High Gloss Woodgrain