What is your excuse to not be at any new years party ?

What is your excuse to not be at any new years party ?

Visiting family out of country for the first time in years. I'd much rather be partying, but it isn't really feasible this time.

Wife just had heart surgery. Resting next 40 days.

Depressed and feeling worthless. Good enough answer?

Spending time with parents, will leave for a party in about 2 hrs

because i only have 2 friends that are willing to hang tonight.

one being my usual drinking buddy/alchoholic
and the other an anti social scrub

beats being alone though

No friends and conservative parents who won't let me out after 10 pm
>J U S T

Lost all my friends after a psychotic break. Yay me.

Im supposed to go to some rich guys house with 6 of my friends, entry 20$, around 100ish people and free drinks, however my license was taken away and it would take me an hour with trams and buses since I live kinda far so yea...

>Planned to go to gf's house and party with her family
>Her brother asks if he can invite his girlfriend who he has been dating for 5 days
>Mom says no
>Says "Now i can't let user come because if i do it will be unfair to your brother"
>Even though i've been dating my gf for 18 months

I'm so pissed

i have an 6 month old husky that i need to take care of tonight

why did you lose you license

Driving under the influence of alcohol

you need to be 18 to post here

I don't really like large groups of people and prefer to not get killed by some drunk fuck on the way home.

I have two dollars to my name. Whatever is in my bank account is being saved for priorities, and partying isnt a priority anymore.

Broke.

I got invited, I just hate social situations so I'm staying home.

Thats too bad but un sure you Will find new friends user, i hope you start a good 2017 i send you a hug my friend

Did you cut contact or them?

Too old

1. I'm broke.
2. I don't feel comfortable at parties.
3. I wouldn't know where to go anyway.
4. I can get thrashed at home to feel like the miserable piece of shit that I actually am.

what is this? a contest?

Happened to me as well.
And it didn't get better in the past six years. Yay, me too.

>Too old

How old is too old? Are you like 70 or something?

Collapsed in June from neglecting food

Have been experiencing constant panic/anxiety attacks since then :D

Yes. This is a contest. I'm ranked 4,629,410,850,732th.

>overrated
>drunken drama queens
>venues will charge to get in and will probably be at least 4 deep at the bar
>yay! Fake people wishing you a happy new year, only to be a dick to you later on

Your question seems to imply that lurking on Sup Forums or waiting for happenings on Sup Forums while drinking whisky and listening to metal is a bad thing OP

>going to bars that make you pay admission

It definitely does. By a lot user, be thankful for who you've got.

They will try to keep controlling your life forever, user. Open your wings and fly, just go out

cause i'd rather kill myself than being around a bunch of people I barely know or even care about talking about how this year will be better than the last one when we all know it's gonna be complete and utterly shit.

I enjoy my solitude, and I hate being out during holidays due to the increased drunken morons roaming the streets and driving unsafely.

New Years and St Patrick's Day are the top 2 most avoided holidays. They don't really serve a purpose other than to hang around with people and get trashed. A day to change a calender and the other...to pretend we're all irish? I don't fucking know.

There will be rapes, there will be murders and brawls. The easiest thing to do is drink in the comfort of my own home and not worry about the toddlers who don't know their drinking limits and idiots crashing into each other. It's not worth the risk, and the holiday itself is ridiculous.

Wasn't invited to any

Yep, seriously. Even local pubs, otherwise staff wont work because of the new year party shit.

Unlike The US, employers actually have to pay bar staff properly instead of this tipping shit they rely on

>parents wont let me leave after 10

You're probably not even old enough to drink yet faggot. Why you crying?

Says the guy with not so conservative parents.
Conservative parents can ruin everything but a proper drunk.

I'm working from 2pm to 4am today at a New Year's party

>I have a chance to talk about how stupid tipping is and why we're superior to America
>better take that chance

Fuck off

Happy new year faggot

Fuck you

444, triple of truth. Means your year will be as shitty as always. Gratz

>tfw going to a party where I will be one of three people not drinking
Should be fun

but youre not resting.

I accepted that a long time ago. Life is shit, I got used to it.

Hope your new year is shit faggot.

>not drinking in a party designed to get proper adults drunk

Why even go? Seriously, unless there's a hot chick involved and you're trying to get laid I don't see the actual appeal for you to go.

I'm not going to be because I don't want to be.
I'm not some beta fag who needs an excuse

>says he doesn't need an excuse
>Says "I don't want to be" which is an excuse

Well, there goes your whole statement you edgy fuck.

Gonna go to the casino and take people's money who are there playing poker just to gamble.

New Year's = $300+ holiday bonus for me.

I'm going to one but I don't want to, only thing that'll get me through it is coke and hash

But that means you're also gambling, which makes you just as bad as them?

> no friends
> too socially awkward to make new ones or to talk with people...

>needs coke and hash to attend a party

No, you're just a drug addict who is finding an excuse to get lit. You're not fooling anyone. If it's that painful for you to go, then simply don't go? Ever think about that?

Because I'm alone.

...

>that kid who pretends to have mental problems for attention

You're not missing anything. Most people who attend parties on news years usually end up regretting it, or too drunk to remember anything proper.

I'm mostly going to keep my sister and 18 year old friend safe. I know they won't drink too much if I'm around.

Yeah dude he's totally getting attention losing all his friends

It pretty much backfired on him really

Watching Netflix videos at work and getting time and a half for it

I think he's saying that the guy claimed to have a psychotic breakdown and lost all his friends to us, wanting attention on the fact he was being stupid and everyone wants to stay away from him because he's not psychotic, he's just a moron.

I personally find it hard to believe someone lost ALL their friends over a single point of time. Which is bullshit, unless all his friends were gathered together and he came running at them with a machete or some shit. I find the statement unbelievable.

Nobody i know is doing anything and i don't want to fight the hordes of snowbird yankees in the towns close by to try and go out on the town

Oh well that makes a lot more sense now. Good job being a good brother.

No. I will be taking care of the kids and washing dishes. Then I will get drunk alone. Maybe fap. Cool.

>snowbird yankees

What the actual fuck does that mean? I mean I know the slang term yankee, but what the fuck is a snowbird yankee?

I simply want to stay at home alone, that's actually pretty nice.

My family wants me at theirs

>with 6 of my friends

Actually at a party with some couples and their kids. I'm divorced and my kids is with mom. Felling a little depressed.

Loneliness is a bliss

>at a party where there are kids

That's not a party user.

>Feeling a little depressed

Then drink, the whole point of this calender-changing holiday is to say goodbye to the old year and start off fresh. With goals, and ambition and whatever else nonsense people make themselves believe.

Eh I am a drug addict, not a coke addict though, first time in 6 months and I am obligated to go. I am going for my girlfriend

>I am obligated to go. I am going for my girlfriend

>obligated

>for my girlfriend

So you're a drug addict AND you're whipped? What's next? You're some sort of ex convict?

Because I am only 3 weeks sober and dont want to put myself in a drinking situation just yet.

Semi-whipped I guess, it's either I spend the new year alone or I spend it with my best friend

Lemme boil it down, I'm a semi-whipped man, who has a clean criminal record and is addicted to nicotine and cannabis, and sometimes likes to indulge in other narcotics

if you're trying to make me feel bad about my lifestyle its not working

Whether or not you consider it you're a loser

>3 weeks sober

whoopie doo, what's the point of being sober if you can't have a drink? What's even the point of being sober in the first place? Isn't a holiday the best time to have a drink that is socially acceptable?

So just spend it alone? I mean, you already said you didn't want to go...so just don't go. I mean I wouldn't trust a bunch of drunken guys around someone who I consider my girlfriend/best friend but that's really not your problem.

24 years old. Not had a single friend for about 7 years. Never been to a New Years Eve party. Staying home about to watch a movie with my parents.

i dont have any friends so i wasnt invited to any parties.

I'm working the night shift at a gas station tonight. Reply if you share the feels

what satiation `?

Frankly I'm tired of them. The ones downtown are always full of idiots or trucks of peace. The local pub gets full of stupid drunks anytime after 11pm. That and I'm low on ammo.

doing blow with your gf beats sitting around by yourself

>addicted to nicotine and cannabis, and sometimes likes to indulge in other narcotics

You could of just said you're a junkie who likes to smoke, would of saved you a lot of space.

>if you're trying to make me feel bad about my lifestyle its not working

Make you feel bad? No, you're misunderstanding I like to see people who are more pathetic than I am. It makes ME feel better knowing I'm a non whipped free man who isn't reliant on narcotics. This is giving me a sense of accomplishment, superiority and I can say with confidence "Atleast I'm not THAT guy, jesus christ what a wreck"

I'm a shy ugly man who lives with his parents and doesn't have a job. Nobody want me to be around him.

im not that guy but the biggest autist award goes to this faggot

I'd have to disagree. I enjoy my solitude and have no desire on wasting money on blow with a woman who is more than likely going to leave me within a certain time frame.

Being in solitude let's me do what I want, within the comforts of my own home.

Aw, did I upset a fellow drug user who can't control his little addictions?

Ah I see so you're just saying all these things so you don't feel as bad about having no friends or anyone who loves you

I had a fever a few days ago and now I got a cold.

I still wouldn't go out had I been fit. Got no friends to celebrate NYE with.

What are you going on about? I choose not to have friends, a relationship. And my family loves me, or so they tell me. So that's something.

Some people are social, others thrive on not being social and rather keep to themselves.

>wasting my money on blow
You must be so much fun at parties

I'm the only girl left in my group of friends thats single and they're all celebrating with their families. No one invited me to any party, so I'm watching back to the future in my christmas pajamas. Feels bad.

tits or gtfo slut

it seems as if he's too autistic to even attend them

sounds like some attributes of an autist

user, can I come over?

Im a fucking loser with no real friends, drinking wine atm