Happy birthday Earth

Happy birthday Earth.
You are now 2016 years old.

But I thought the Ear.....
>forget it you've confused me

no, fix this. learn the earth age.

Umm.

You idiot, the earth is over 6000 years old. It's just been 2017 years since Jesus was shot.

>Since Jesus was shot

Fucking kek'd. U got my first kek of 2017.

The bible taught us that Earth

That picture is shopped, everyone knows the earth is flat.

Your all fucking stupid earth is 4 and a half billion years old

Filthy saracen.
You haven't read the bible.

That's not what it says in the Dead Sea PDFs.

Don't be silly. The Earth doesn't exist. It's just a hologram.

Yes I have and Im Christian but I also believe in science

Photoshopped.

The earth looks like this.

Bullshit.

I can tell it's a fake because pixels, and there are no elephants underneath.

Where is the turtle we are riding on the back of?

No no, it's turtles holding it up.

See, this guy knows.

You fools.
Elephants are Turtles are not bright enough in this light to be captured in the photographs.

>No no, it's turtles holding it up.
It's turtles AND elephants.
The turtle is holding the elephants.

the elephants are on top of the turtle

You're right, i'm a bit rusty on my geography

Well, shit.

Alright thanks.

Stay #woke

Ok ok, but then it's just turtles all the way down after that, right?

That's understandable. Zettafaunalgeology is a bit of a niche specialty.

Wait. That doesn't look like Earth!

You're one of those freaks that believes in the existence of other discs, right?

You're just an atheist

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I hope you mom gets raped by a nigger