serious question.
would you shorten your natural life span by two years in exchange for 24 hours with Emma Watson as your sex slave?
Serious question
Jacob Long
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Jayden Evans
No.
She's too plain.
Thomas Richardson
Without a second thought.
Joshua Harris
Why if in a lifespan i can kidnap her and rape her to death?
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Matthew Peterson
I don't want her to be *my* sex slave.
I want to be *her* sex slave.
Jaxson Garcia
Fuck yeeeaa
John Nguyen
you sound angry user
Carson Taylor
Can I kill her during those 24 hours?
Regardless the answer is yes, but that would make it sooooo much better if I could throw her semen covered corpse with prolapsed rectum and vagina out infront of TMZ hq or something for all to see
Henry Clark
I'd shorten my lifespan by 2 years just for a week of cute dates.
Thomas Murphy
Hot girls are everywhere. Emma Watson is just a famous one. Besides, she's a dumb feminist
Easton Walker
Not at all me lav
Robert Howard
This is not a serious question
Jose Moore
no
Anthony Russell
>ywn be Emma's footboy
Jackson Ross
i'd consider shortening with 5
Luke Collins
Ahhhhhh Hell Yeah
Isaiah Cox
No girl who went to the Dragon school becomes anyones sex slave.
Hunter Morgan
No, she's got the clap.
Ryan Kelly
...
Isaiah Adams
I'd say yes but with my luck I'm supposed to die in 23 months and I'd die as I signed the contract
Blake Clark
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Elijah Bennett
it hurts :'(
Leo Bennett
...
David Reed
>take pics of every possible thing of her including the address
>every few years make 5 million or more of a different part of her body.
>become rich
>extend life span by 10 years
Oh and I guess the sex would be nice too.
Gabriel Scott
then why are you here hurting yourself? get rid of your obsession and you'll find peace (retard)
Joseph Russell
What The Average Sup Forumstard Would do 24 hours With Emma Watson as Their Sex Slave:
>First 45 minutes: be paralyzed with fear
>Next 12 minutes: change into a non-soiled pair of cargo shorts
>Hour 2 through hour 4: awkward silence
>Hour 5: find way to build up courage to speak
>6:30: h-hi
>Additional 45 minutes of awkward silence
>Eat a pizza pocket then fall asleep with body pillow for four hours
>11:36 into Emma Watson as Sex Slave: think about touching her hair
>11:37 into Emma Watson as Sex Slave: cum in your cargo shorts
>spend next 12 and a half hours playing Call of Duty
Carter Miller
No... she is plain and average.
I should get paid for having to look at her.
Adrian Hill
KEEP TALKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL FUCK YOU UP MEET ME SOMEWHERE
Christian Lewis
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Ayden Sanders
damn you went full retard son!
Chase Reyes
no
Carter Robinson
Am I one of the minority that just doesn't find her attractive in the slightest?
Jacob Young
Hell yeah, why the fuck would I care about my years in my 60-70s or w/e
I'd bury my penis so hard in her pooper for those 24 hours she'd never shit right again
Grayson Martin
I don't find her particularly attractive or repulsive. I just don't lose my shit over jpegs on the fucking internet.
Jack Jones
...
Chase Clark
But not as dumb as you.
Sebastian Cruz
I would also like an answer to this anons question
Andrew Edwards
No
my life is worth more than someone's cunt
William Howard
but you get to destroy someones cunt
Elijah Reyes
It's made for it
Ryder Wood
>hey, what did you do new years eve?
>i hung out with a bunch of lonely 14 year olds on an image board and discussed how we would have sex with jpegs of various celebrities
Benjamin Reed
>What am I doing here?
Angel King
you know you're here too, right?
Cooper Gutierrez
Well, enjoy your night, I guess.
Leo Scott
I'd let her slit my throat just to bang her once; literally soon as i came she could slash my throat and i'd have no regrets at all.
Julian Bennett
mfw this entire fucking thread
>Why if in a lifespan i can kidnap her and rape her to death?
>I could throw her semen covered corpse with prolapsed rectum and vagina out
>she's a dumb feminist
>ywn be Emma's footboy
>I'd bury my penis so hard in her pooper for those 24 hours she'd never shit right again
>you get to destroy someones cunt
Gabriel White
so much fail in this thread
claiming to destroy her cunt
>blow your load 2-3 times
>too tired to do more
>she's yawning from boredom
David Lopez
2 years? sure. my grandparents are in their 90's, I don't want to be like them.
Gavin Long
Lmao 2 years?!
Who the fuck even cares I'm probably gonna end up killing myself anyway.
Grayson Sanders
Emma has amazing pubes!
Matthew Morales
You Emma fucktards are hilarious. I'll tell you what this skinny no talent bitch would do if you have her around you for 24 hours. She would rant about her feminism ploys and how women should be free to be bisexual since she's a closet dyke. Her ass cheeks are already half way down to behind her knees and she's still young, can you imagine what her ass will look like when she's 30? Aim your sights higher Anons.
Owen Garcia
Of course. What a stupid question!
Carson Brown
I'd floss with her asshole hairs.....
Robert Murphy
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