A normie at a party walks up to you and says "Yo user, here's the aux cord, play whatever"

What song do you play?

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Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely

Animal Collective dance party

Strictly Spotify Premium ads

>aux cord
>implying download
>laughing_whores

have a nice life

I once put on Two Headed Boy at a party and then Touched by MBV and kids looked at me weird and shut it off, sat alone in the corner for the rest of the party while crying... feelsbadman

I. The Sun

A random Future song

like pavement, brand new, Ceres, basement, Jeff rosenstock or some poppy emo stuff prolly

eminem - berzerk

The Seer - Swans

Safe mode right here

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Shit always goes off

Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed

Minnesota by Lil Yachty or Money Longer by Lil Uzi Vert
Safe mode

Grimes - Realiti

I unironically just refuse to play anything, am I autistic?

Soria Moria by Mount Eerie

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I Want It I Need It

Mask off by future or some random drake single.

amerie - 1 thing (feat. eve)

>"Sorry man, I don't have any party music on my phone"
How fucking hard is this for you autists?

I'd look at you weird for playing shitty music too.

Pink + white

Ms. Jackson

if someone did that at a party i'd have to murder suicide

king of carrot flowers pt. 2-3 & holland 1945 work for parties

Vitas - The 7th Element

I'd party with you

viper - youll cowards dont even smoke crack

I'd play "jesus christ look at the schnoz on that broad".

always go with sublime or gorillaz

unironically this

i unironically enjoy this song and some other viper songs

its a good song

...

FUCKING BUYER'S MARKET !!!!

You are ballsy aren't you? Good job getting yourself banned

oh boi


Love how you choosed an almost naked Anthony, enjoy being b& and v&

Are you happy now ?

What was it?

spoiler for melon's next review

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Yeah, the mods kill the thread and ban people just for being in the same thread as that

cp related content

>going to a party
>going outside
>talking to people who talk like niggers are who are niggers

[Citation Needed]

you are in your prime, go have some fun. when you are old and grey you will be forced to be antisocial

Asking for it gets you banned

so, it wasn't actually cp? cp "related"???

It is , just don't ask about it

Wow, you're not like those other guys. You're... different

Ulver's Nattens Madrigal.

post the screen cap pls

Vomir-Claustration

Something that would spook the shit out of them, like, something that isn't shitty popular music

Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer

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Next thing they know, they're thrusting their women parts around in a primal frenzy while you look on and smile sadistically, knowing you'll be getting some later that night

And by "getting some" you'll be hacking all three of them to death with a cleaver, because you're Butcher Pete.

Chopping that meat.

Epic win

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IM in love

kek

BOBBY
SHMURDA

>Animal Collective dance party

I once was asked to play music, I said,

>"Is there drinking"

She said, "not too much".

I said,

>"that's a shame,comrade"

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Oddly enough, it was a nice eavening.

>play my own soundcloud
>"omg this is so good who is this"
>me :^)
>have threesome that night

yaaaaaa

my MAN

Hahahaha! That was from /r/animalcollective, right? Reading that shit hurts my soul because of how embarrassing it is. What a fucking faggot. Lmfao.

Sissy Spacek - Brath
Boris - Absolutego
Mo*Te - Life In a Peaceful New World
Whitehouse - A Cunt like You
Hanatarash - Power Cock
Merzbow - Mouse of Superconception
Stalaggh - Projekt Misanthropia
Hijokaidan - Angel Dust
Gerogerigegege - Anal Boxing
Royal Trux - (Edge of the) Ape Oven
Kazumoto Endo - While You Were Out

Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L.

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Proceed to murder everyone while shouting "I FUCKING HATE YOU" over and over

The Seer

Pick up the phone or broccoli

Punishing people with your obscure music taste is childish

This happened to me. I played Dinosaur Jr. and some of them thought it was pop-punk

most boring post ITT

i can hear those songs at any party ever. why would i want to play them myself again?

Fatoni & Edgar Wasser - Fans

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Any Ye tune

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

Nice.

>user, you ruined my party with your sad hipster music. My mom said you have to leave

I know you're out theeeeerrreee!

>that was your mom?! we just finished fucking in your bedroom!

it should be funny so shrek all stars, space jam theme or darude sandstorm

otherwise they dont even notice you switched the dee jewy

It's a normie party, play normie party music. Trap and other pop rap seem to work pretty well.

dont get privileged / entitled just coz youre an internet weirdo who even counts people as normiesm that shit is some solid ass loserism

what

>plays Two Headed Boy part 2 for someone
>"Wow this is really great, sounds like old school rock!"

Lindström/Todd Terje or just some ABBA song

ez party

Sad thing is all those songs would go off.

Fucking normies REEE>

>not blasting Young Thug
?

well thats fucking gay
if i hate those people, the music sucks and beer isnt free why you´d even get into parties? to desperately lust over couple single women and to feel shame over being within one mile next to these cancerous people?
It´s just shitty to party compared to sitting in irish themed pub where everyone just has mature conversations, plays 8ball and someones playin violin in the corner

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fits well with the party

thanks for that

>putting bad music on purpose

A real human bean

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i'd unironically dance to bloodhail

>Not 93 ave b blues for maximum creep-core

Autobahn

joyride by coaltar of the deepers

This guy gets it

Shadilay
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