I guess I would be alright if I were a trained Dwarf Ranger, but given the shape I'm in...
Jeremiah Anderson
Bow of innocent blood. yeah i'm chill
Lucas Garcia
Harry potters wand
Jordan Cook
All the weaponry aboard a Leander-class cruiser from ww2. Should be a-okay.
Dominic Stewart
Nigger bowling in a Ferrari sounds fun.
Jayden Robinson
shit
Jonathan Parker
I'm rolling with multiple particle uplink cannons then. Them niggers have no chance.
> sage
Zachary Peterson
you better get like Gambit real quick.
Colton Brown
I have a hemlock from TF2, im not gonna be a bitch and say i've got my tone because im not a pussy.
Nathaniel Martinez
Dual wielding enchanted ebony axes that are maxed out legendary, one fire, one ice from my Skyrim char.
Niggers are fucked, Sean Connery can take a nap while I handle this.
Jackson Hall
>be me >sean at my side >two lonely towers of masculinity and martial prowess >200 niggers approaching like zulu warriors smelling a drunk white girl >"Sean, You ready?" >"I wasch born ready, you little schithead" >Sean grabs the motion tracker >I raise my motion tracker >We confirm that the niggers are, indeed, approaching
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Me and sean have to operate one together so we don't break our arms, but i think we'll be okay besides the sprained wrists
Chase Roberts
>mfw me and Sean Connery are sitting in a pair of fully manned Eschatologue-class Dreadnaughts atop a junked minivan firing 'Caminus Yards Heart-Enders' and 'Cotterell & Hathersages Majesty' fore and aft >mfw the Zea has never been this kind
Colton Sullivan
It costs 150k bolts to fire this weapon for about as much as you want.
Kayden Myers
This genuinely made me laugh
Grayson Jenkins
Mk 20 EGLM from Arma 3 Had 6 mags and 7 40mm grenades, plus 3 defensive hand grenades
image relate
Daniel James
glorious
Jace Sullivan
AMX 12t French Light tank with the 70mm 6 shot auto-loader. As long as I got a few buddies with me to man the guns (yes there are also lmgs on the tank) and reload while I drive, then we're fine.
Benjamin Nguyen
I'm playing WOT too.
Aiden Powell
Me and my man Sean are sitting in a Minivan full of pills
Parker Roberts
>defensive hand grenades
Look, they've just had a rough day is all.
Juan Gomez
I guess I could bayonet some niggers before we get overwhelmed
Isaac Williams
Hell yeah boi, what's your ign?
Jaxon Phillips
...
Luke Collins
I think Sean and I will be OK both wielding Lights Wrath.
Jackson Fisher
200 niggnogs ? GGez
Oliver King
Shill harder
Josiah Flores
>>Played: Far Cry Primal >>Armament: bow or club or spear >>Assessment: "we're shurely fucked nae, schon"
Joseph Wright
Ahri from LoL, so her Orb thing, i guess? Am I fucked?
Andrew Green
>Dropping bombs on niggos >All dead
>Sean be like "schick mir mehr, Deutschland ftw >4 the Kaiser
Michael Ross
Simon Belmont's whip
Ethan Sullivan
Invincibility star. Run like hell strait through the crowd.
Mass effect's chemical ammo shotgun with cooldown reducing circuits. Unlimited ammo, no reload. We'll be fine.
Jose Jackson
Niggas better start running
Thomas Jenkins
...
Jacob Wood
kek
Alexander King
cos of the delusional autism?
Nathaniel Adams
A bfg9000. Not fucked.
Ryan Mitchell
Underrated post
Aiden Long
the transforming beginner hinters axe from bloodborne.
Dylan Miller
...
Juan Hall
hahahahahahaha
Leo Morales
As an armchair general, these are my weapons
Jace Barnes
GTA V minigun son
Jaxon Jones
i dont think an M18 hellcat will fit into a van
Ryder Parker
Minigun from GTA V. I'll be fine.
Kevin Carter
Marksman's pride from warriors orochi 3
Kevin Phillips
I find the irony amusing
Henry Hughes
Doom. BFG.
Kevin Anderson
What do you guys think?
Aaron Reyes
Last weapon i played was aetish, thats so raven.
Jack Smith
Roadhog's hook and shotgun... I'll be fine
Daniel Foster
MG15NA from BF1 Literally designed for the proposed task. Sean and I just take up a 180 degree angle. We have 400 rounds, at least (deployed with 200 for the light weight model).
Unless you count Pokemon being a weapon. Either way, I'd be fine. Most of my pokeslaves have some sustain and AoE. >Tfw you give Dragonite Protective Pads so it doesn't have to touch the niggers.
Wyatt Thomas
i played dwarf fortress so i have an dwarfen army in steal armor and shit they are whell trained and slash through elvish siegeĀ“s like a hot knive through butter
Owen Torres
180 degree angle has you shooting at each other, fagget. You are fucking dead.
Camden Carter
The back-to-back was implied for anyone with an IQ>100. Sorry you outed yourself as sub 100.
Oliver Gomez
Your fatass isn't gonna fit back-to-back in a fucking minivan, neckbeard. Stick with your poke-fags.
Jace Cox
Lucio's useless fucking boop gun.
Goddamnit.
William Price
Nice dude
Caleb Martin
180 degree field of fire implies shooting at each other. Back-to-back would be 360.
Ethan Richardson
I find the fact that it's a sword for use against humans amusing. user is fucked.
John Harris
>2 colt navies Fuck.
Cooper Parker
-Activate hardcore gangster rap mixtape.mp3 -Watch niggers beat each other up in primal rage >Useless boop gun
Jack Mitchell
Both of us take up a 180 degree field of fire. Common sense dictates that we're not aiming at one another or in the same direction. The common sense bit is the part you're lacking. Let me know if you need help being funny next time. You didn't do so well the first few times.
Michael Stewart
I'm following the rules, homie. It says weapon and the only weapon lucio has is the boop gun.
If I get lucio's entire kit then we're fucking golden.
Ian Wright
Lucio's gun emits music. Do you even Overwatch?
Samuel Fisher
>I have no argument so I'll resort to strawmen and a holier than thou position. You're salty about something else, aren't you? It's okay, user. Let it out.
Christian Perez
Pretty fucked. Pic related is my only party member at the moment, and it takes 4X damage from Dark types, so...
Dominic Thompson
Fistful of frags?
Brody Hernandez
Last game I played was TF2, was on a 20 killstreak before my power went out.
bring it niggers
Adam Edwards
A regular knife. I'm fucked
Nathaniel Roberts
well i played mario 64, do i need to jump on their heads now?
Brody Moore
Just about fatass neckbeard faggots pretending like they know something about military strategy after playing a few rounds of Call of Duty.
I'm a Force Recon Scout Sniper with 3 tours in places you aren't allowed to know about. No one would ever go "back to back", much less in a fucking minivan.
Oliver Morris
L96A1
Aiden Bennett
>Force Recon Scout Sniper PFFT, yeah okay buddy.
Ian Powell
not I nor Sean are fucked at all because I played splinter cell chaos theory on pc earlier today and the weapon was sc-20k but without the sniper or shotgun attachment :(
Parker Cook
>>im a force recon scout faggot
David Miller
Stolen Valor faggot.
Elijah Nelson
ak47 fuck you op shit thread
Ethan Phillips
>How fucked are you?
If we can use the Weapon Art and call down lightning, not at all. If not, then still not very.
Parker Lewis
No real military would be caught in a situation where your only cover against two hundred unarmed niggers is a minivan. Your point is moot. >Couldn't make it in the private sector >Hop in the societal trash can that is the mmilitary
There were also niggers potentially coming from every angle. Go ahead and ignore your rear, retard. Obviously you don't sit facing the rear the entire time, especially not when there are no targets. Take your practical knowledge and shove it. This is fantasy land, welfare queen.
Julian Jenkins
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Brayden Gray
>uses gravity gun >niggers thrown at more niggers >accidentally pulls trigger in minivan >minivan thrashes about killing you and sean >mfw
Jace Gonzalez
not fucked at all... >Browning Automatic Rifle >unless we run out of ammo
John Long
laughs were had
Noah Morris
Am I in crown heights? As a Jew that's one of the few places I'd have to worry. Otherwise we generally get along ok. Now white neo Nazi scum, those fucks worry me.