Best way to steal someones girl who has been in a relationship for 2 years

Best way to steal someones girl who has been in a relationship for 2 years.

Just looking for advice, and just to clarify i'm very confident and not a sperg. Me and this girl at work both like each other. She's really shy and awkard but we have great chemistry, she's sometimes nervous and clumsy around me, sometimes she touches me, she blushes, lights up when she sees me and she's always laughing around me as well as mimicking me and we stand really close to each other when talking. There's obvious attraction between us and we have a lot in common, despite her awkwardness.

She however has been in a relationship for 2 years. He was her first boyfriend and he's 7 years older then her and he doesn't have a job. She talks about him alot but there's no real details or appraisal about him, just stuff she did with him. I'm more charismatic and attractive then him and shes told me i'm really smart is and i sense its something where she got into a relationship out of comfort.

I haven't made a move on her or admitted interest back yet but i really like her and i know she's into me. What's the best way to go about this?

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Invite her over to watch anime. Or show her your dagger collection

Just ground her and be her new dad. She is obviously into people she believes to be her dad.

Why would you want to steal ?

>I want long term
Would you really have a girlfriend that would cheat on you with someone younger more attractive at work ?

>I want short term
Just fuck the bitch. Let her keep her pet boyfriend.

If you're so great OP, why are you coming to fucking Sup Forums for advice on how to sell yourself? Jesus christ.

as someone who has been cheated on...it's kind of a nasty thing to do. you can cause a lot of pain and drama behaving like that.

if you can convince her to leave him - then it's cool. but unfortunately most people won't leave a steady relationship unless they have already consumated the new one.

maybe she just uses you on the side (I heard the kids call this micro-cheating) but isn't actually interested in leaving him. maybe she is. IDK.

Shit man I got nothing.

You need to catfish the bf OP, how hot is the girl your after?

Play this game, make her watch.
Make her watch you survive, she'll be dripping downstairs, and soon you'll be dripping in bitches.
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>as someone who has been cheated on...it's kind of a nasty thing to do. you can cause a lot of pain and drama behaving like that.

To be fair, 7 years apart and no job plus the girl being socially awkard = naive girl being taken advantage of. It could be just me but if she doesn't talk about her boyfriend in detail i usually take that as a relationship of comfort and not actual love. I hate cheating but this is the one case where i think cheating isn't so wrong if op is legitimately interested in this girl.

Pay her some attention. She must know you are behind her. Don't show your teeth too soon, you may ending scaring the sheep.
Nice hunt user.

Use your peepee

if she really is complaining about the BF to OP then she almost definitely wants to fuck..

If your girl starts seeking emotional refuge from another man it is a bad sign yall.

The office

I bet money if shes working and dating an older jobless dude she wants to change his personality because his huge double stacked coke can dick is the only thing that can get her off anymore besides a horse dildo she see's online.

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Dunno man I've only ever done it once and I hated myself for it for a long time, never really trusted the girl either. The most awkward was when she invited me out to meet him on his birthday and I was there with all his friends who I'd never met while she felt me up under the table. Could see the realisation and pain on his face and she broke it off with him that night.

Make a move
>inb4 OP is sperglord and girl is just being nice because she feels sorry for him

>not a sperg

Yet, you come to Sup Forums for advice because you don't know to talk to a girl.

Here's some advice.... How would you persuade a single girl to get with you? Why would it be any different.

she thinks you're her gay work friend she can tell her problems too
friendzoned!

>and just to clarify i'm very confident and not a sperg

Then you are more qualified to give yourself advice than anyone here is.

>>Best way to steal someone's girl...
Tldr;

Kidnap

Fair enough but there is a difference. Her awkwardness throws me off guard and i don't know how to convince someone to leave a relationship for another one they want. For example she's inconsistent with touching, one day she'll play tap / kick me like a child and if do the same she becomes on guard or how she always reaches to hug me after we say goodbye but she sometimes gives me an open armed hug where she presses her breast / chest against me and leans on my shoulder but the next day when i try to give her a intimate hug she gives me a nervous "friend" hug. Anther example is when she attempts to mimic me. Without sounding like a fag i'm kinda popular and have lots of friends, she'll start talking like me and trying to "impress" me by showing she can be just as social as me but as she mimics the way i flirt with her, she comes off as flirting with other guys. If i tell her she comes off as flirty she gets subconscious and more socially shut-in and unsure of herself.

For a normal girl i'd just touch her consistently how i wanted and i could just talk to them without caution. Its a little difficult to predict / read her moods, she's a smart girl and over analyses shit i do. I really like her and i do know she's attracted to me but i don't know how to bring up the relationship and imply she should leave. I don't even know how i should come out about being into her.

>Best way to steal someones girl

Have game.

OP just compare yourself to her bf and how much he sucks.

Just grab her buttocks and dab.

Bump for potential

what's a dab?

Figure out a way to hang out with her outside of work and make a move. Get a drink, coffee, etc.

Also do you want a relationship with her or just to bone? She doesn't have to breakup with her bf. You can just cuck him.

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Kys

You have to understand something about this situation.

She is bored to death of him. She's heard all of his stories, experiences all of his moves.
The one thing you got over him is your newness. You're a book she hasn't read yet and she's read his book cover to cover several times. Focus on that.

>Best way to steal someones girl who has been in a relationship for 2 years.

Think of all his thick sperm that is probably residing right now in her sex organ, been in her ass and she swallowed.

You're welcome.

" I want to have sex with you. I think you're very sexy. "

Why are the boys on this board so fucking retarded?

Kek if she was really interested she would have broken up with her bf long ago. You're just another pathetic orbiter and everyone knows. Stop wasting your time on unobtainable bitches beta boy. Also flirting at work are you fucking retarded? Don't shit where you eat.

I want a relationship with her. I have a gf (she doesn't know her) whom i'm not serious about and i'm only with because she's hot and a good lay. But i really want a relationship with this girl, iv never met a girl i had so much in common with.

Thanks, i already know this. Add to the fact he doesn't push her to her full potential and tries to desperately keep her in the house to waste away. Her entire fucking check goes to paying bills and it bugs the fuck out of me the highlight of her week is going to Applebee's.

This. Just be yourself.

This is literally every girl you faggot....

OP listen to this guy. the moment you've stolen her away, you'll have confirmed that she's stealable. you'll never be able to trust that she won't leave you for someone else, and it'll eat away at you.

She still loves her bf, otherwise she wouldn't be talking about him all the time. You're already in love and thinking of serious relationships while you haven't even kissed yet.

if you're good freind with her or know her for a long period of time, invite her over to your house, or invite her for a drink, lunch, dinner whatever the fuck, that can be like first step in taking over

i couldn't have said this better myself

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>She still loves her bf, otherwise she wouldn't be talking about him all the time.
Well fair enough, but let me give you context and you tell me, idk.

She only talks about her boyfriend when i ask about her personal life. She's never given him appraisal or expressed how he's great, cool, cute, funny like most women would. The most iv heard her say is "i spend thanksgiving with his family, it was nice" but otherwise the only emotion she highlights is when he does something that annoys her or makes her mad, while most women i notice they'll get all lovey dove when talking about their boyfriend and try to extend the conversation about their boyfriend.

She doesn't.

Truth to be told most grills won't break up before they have another branch to swing on to. So in that sense they're all "stealable". That said I find it really funny that OP is expecting something serious. I've had a couple chicks who were with beta boyfriends and they were awesome lays because they are so repressed, but they never stick around. For just sex they're great though.

House or "Hanging out" somewhere?

I think you should suck his dick, just to show her.

Nah. Sometimes the ladies are just in a spot that they're scared to leave. I saved my gal from her boyfriend of almost 2 years. We've been together 5 now. She wasn't getting what she wanted or needed. I give her that now. Pretty sure she's been waiting on a ring for some time now.

She may be somewhat interested but to me it just sounds like you're on the backburner.

>not a sperg
>asking Sup Forums for relationship advice
I think you already picked one

Anyway, if you really think she's interested, talk to her about it. Express your interest, but don't make her cheat on her boyfriend. She may not be willing to throw away their relationship for any less than a sure thing, so let her know that she won't be.

She likely doesn't mention her bf because she's attracted to you. Of course she still has feelings for him. That doesn't preclude feelings for or attraction to you as well. Take the opportunity to be the solution to the things she complains about. Sympathize with her and show that you wouldn't cause those complaints to begin with.

The important thing is to be realistic with who you are. Give her little peeks into what a relationship with you would look like. Be subtle, but make sure all of your time together leaves her thinking about the contrast between you and her bf. Women dwell on things like you couldn't imagine. If you start planting the seeds in her mind, she'll do all the work for you.

There will be many times at home when she is reminded why she loves her bf and is with him to begin with. Those times explain when she withdraws from you and is more awkward. If you are better for her than her bf, then over time you'll win more and more of these emotional tug of war battles. There will be a point where she starts thinking about you more than her bf. She'll show blatant interest. She might even apologize that things are the way they are. Stick with your plan and just be the bf she needs. Eventually she'll make a "mistake" cross a line. More patience and a few more line crossings and you're in the clear. She'll leave him and you'll be balls deep in a ltr.

Is mostly true, but is true for some cases, girls usually are scared of leaving relationships and feel trapped in relationships because they don't know if anyone will want them. If a girl loves a guy and that guy was giving her what he needs while improving / setting goals for himself a girl would friend-zone any guy hitting her up. There's a reason why null-males / betas with beer bellies get cheated on, they have no ambition.

>Could see the realisation and pain on his face and she broke it off with him that night.
I know this feel. I was at a BBQ and saw the bf of a girl i was going for. I hated the guy but holy shit i couldn't help but feel guilt and remorse for the poor fucker. He had a beer belly, neckbeard and superhero shirt and he was trying to be funny, when he heard my name i literally saw him freeze for a second. He was trying too hard to be funny but as i started socializing with everyone there and making everyone, including his girl, laugh i could feel the dread on his face as he knew what my intention was and that it matter of time. I thought i'd feel smug and cool but i just felt like a piece of shit.

Legit advice for OP 10/10

Yeah, legit advice. Be a fag for months trying to get with a whore. Just fuck the bitch and send her home to her bf you fucking loser.

Not OP but thanks for the post. Im in the same boat as OP.

OP trying for a relationship and not just trying to get pussy.

Why would you want a relationship with a girl that shops around?

because

The thing is, OP is looking for long term. The only way to win a long term game is with long term strategy. The cool part is, that during this time, he can still get with others. Letting the gf you're trying to steal know that you're still marketable, and that other women want you is good. Just be shy with details and let her know they aren't really what you're looking for. She'll be jealous and relieved simultaneously. It plays well into OP's hand.

>you're trying to steal
If he can steal her, then she can be stolen later. Some women are for pussy and some are gf material. This one is just pussy if she can be stolen.

That's simply not true.

It actually makes a lot of sense.

Jesus Christ, enjoy being a cuck if this is what you truly believe.

Sorry, not ALWAYS true.

nigga plz
girls are dumb and clumsy all the time
shes prolly being nice to you out of pity or to keep things peaceful at work
i doubt youd have the balls to make a move on her anyways
you would of by now
this could all be in your head
you seem like youre a victim of your own ego

Adding to this OP needs to be careful just incase this fag gets desperate and impregnates her so shes tied to him. Its pathetic and fucked but it does happen a lot.

That aint me, mang

he didnt say she complains
he said she talks about him alot
bitchs will complain to you about their man
get a hug
then go back and take his dick
OP is retarded and so are you

OP You fucking faggot cunt.
Stop stealing other people's girlfriends.
If this stupid cum dumpster chooses you over her boyfriend now, please expect to get your ass dumped when she finds a better guy again.
Same shit happened to me, nothing good comes out of stealing girls.

wow
a girl hugged you
better bust out the wedding vows and book a pastor
omg youre delusional

>implying men and women dont brag about their partners
Your virgin is showing

This is somewhat true. but I also don't constantly remind my single friends how great every moment with my gf is.

Classic response here is to simply acknowledge that he exists and then ignore him. At a deeper level, you clearly have something that he does not, so it is in your interest to find out what it is. Don't spend too much time talking about him yet... you don't want to turn into the ljbf situation.

This is a rookie mistake -- girls will complain about their boyfriends to anyone who will listen.

this
Shes just humoring OP

All girls can be stolen. Doubt this at your own peril, user.