YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
Cooper Lewis
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Dylan Hall
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA average Sup Forumstard
Julian Martin
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Bentley Taylor
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Jason Sullivan
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Jaxson King
Gross nigger
Austin Thompson
You have been visited by the white trash ugly bald sex offender fairy of Sup Forums. Ugliness and male pattern baldness will come to you unless you comment "you're ugly and white trash" on this video. There are no immunities.
Luis Watson
OMG HAHAHAHAHA looks like the underminer from the incredible's
Aaron Price
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Christopher Rivera
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Aiden Anderson
i dont believe in this
Christopher Rivera
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Josiah King
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Thomas Martin
Kek
Jordan Murphy
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Jayden Barnes
nigger
Leo Johnson
Okay let me start with some fresh OC greentext
>be me, 20/f
>recently broke up with horrible boyfriend
>love sex, so try to get some dick
>meet a 29/m at new job, kinda weird, gangster type, but seems innocent enough
>we text back and forth and eventually finally fuck him
>afterwards, i'm just relaxing and he keeps saying things like
2017 will be our year
I want to be your man
>confused as fuck but whatever
>finally the kicker:
We need to make a scrapbook of 2017 so we can always remember our time together
should i cont.? prolly will no matter what
Lincoln Richardson
Cont you cunt pls
Chase Sullivan
>I just agree with him, think that he's just trying to be nice to fuck me
>even though i've made it clear I'll fuck him regardless
>so we fuck a couple times, not too much more happens
>only really weird thing is telling me his into fashion,
>tells me he loves to dress up and loves fedoras and he like to look "classy"
>allofmywut.jpg
>whatever I don't care too much really, just a dick or so i thought.
>fast forward to last night
>we decide to get high and then go to our local arcade
>he only plays CoD, but whatever
>get so goddamn high i just release all information I've ever learned onto him
>mostly history facts and all that, really stupid shit
>half expecting him to shut me down, as I mean I'm just high rambling
>instead then tries to tell me something he learned on the history channel - hitler survived the war or something like that
>laugh and agree
>then out of no where he says:
Zeus though, right babe? You know Zeus
>What the fuck, but whatever he's high
>say some vague shit about him, even though i'm not interested in all
>instead of shutting me down, he proceeds to say
Hahah, yeah babe I knew all that shit. See? I'm not dumb haha, people just think I look dumb but you know I'm not
>what
contd?
Benjamin Turner
DON'T make this three fiddy shit!
Go on.
Benjamin Martinez
Sure
Nathaniel Morris
That guy looks fucking cool
Colton Moore
>we continue talking, just random things here and there
>start to question if he really is understanding or just agreeing with me
>say somethings to contradict myself to see if he'll agree with either side or if he'd finally disagree
>agrees every time, it gets really annoying
>at first I think, okay whatever he's just trying to get laid
>but then as the further along we got, the further he took his agreements
>it went from "oh man I totally understand" to things like
oh man babe i totally understand, I mean I'll always understand you, you know? Because I'm a nice guy and I'll always listen to you.
>every. single. time
>I brush it off the first few times, call him sweet
>He won't stop it just keeps getting more desperate
>finally gets to the point where this is his agreement:
Oh man babe like I just so get it I think we are just so connected and together you know? And I'm just gonna treat you right and love you and always be sweet to you cause I'm a nice guy. I'm not a man whore or anything like that I'll always be loyal I mean you can tell me to do anything.
>what the fuck someone help me
>eventually sober up enough to get him home
>acts fishy as fuck the whole time while at the same time just talking in my ear about how great we are amd especially how great he is
Hunter Myers
Did you pretype because you should've
Connor Gonzalez
jesus fucking christ please people visit his deviant art profile for ultimate cringe hyenarbp.deviantart.com
Mason Scott
Cont
Eli Harris
Check em
and....
CONT!
Carson Bennett
that brings us to today, he's texted me a couple times so far, nothing nearly as cringey as what he was saying last night
>almost forgot
>i'm super into the daddy fetish and I love big, chubby, hairy guys
>This guy looks like that, so I call him bear
>tries to tell me his last name means bear, which is crazy cause "i'm his bear"
>i've taken 3 years of German, it is nowhere near that
Jayden Foster
i puked
Xavier Kelly
No this cant be fucking real user
Bentley Brooks
Why is there police in the backround
Asher Wood
Is that his daughter? If so, he has nothing to worry about.
Jonathan Wright
oh another thing, he said he bought his fedoras from a site where its by 12 for the price of 10. Does anyone know if that's real? Like he says he'd buy like 2 dozen at a time.
Benjamin King
sauce of webm>?
Ethan Edwards
I thought only Richard Stallman did that...
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Henry Peterson
Poor thing got his right side of the nose burned
Grayson Edwards
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Daniel Collins
that's a tongue
Nathaniel Smith
when he leans toward the camera, i feel the need to grab some stridex
Wyatt Mitchell
I'ts burned nose.
Joshua Williams
that is cringe, bro
Zachary Myers
Oliver Taylor
tell me what happened to your dick? does your daddy burnt it with grill lighter when you were 6 years old?
Gabriel Sanders
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Aaron Rodriguez
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Bentley Russell
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Caleb Martin
here's his profile
Jonathan Long
tits of stfu
Anthony Williams
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Liam Martinez
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Nathaniel Lopez
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Ethan Young
why???? This ain't cringey!
Nolan King
I'd be so much better for you girl, I have an opinion not just like those douches that just want pussy or shit, jesus why do they always get the girl, I just... I'm just sick of them using and treating you like a box full of chocolates and they only eat the white ones, and I want the white ones cause the rest usually have nuts and I'm allergic to nuts, but for the rest I'm really healthy like really good dna.. Our babies would be really good babies, like without glasses and really strong and stuff. You have childbearing hips btw?
Connor Ward
Evan White
Your response is cringe. KYS
Jace Long
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Carter Martin
Gabriel Gray
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Mason Morales
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Jason Gutierrez
I need 2 ask u a question
Alexander Young
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Isaac Collins
?ok
Ryder Cox
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Ethan Torres
Here's my question: youtube.com
Alexander Nguyen
that's a mentally disabled person, you fuckin' retard, there's nothing funny here, dumb fuck
Michael Murphy
kill yourself newfag
David Ward
You don't wear fucking jeans with a dress shirt and vest, you fucking moron. Invest in some fucking dress pants!
Gabriel Jackson
it's called learning disorder, faggot
Leo Torres
it's from a show called You're The Worst
Colton Thomas
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Robert Peterson
Look at that face, what do you think he did
Christian Torres
lmfao his so fucking shy
Austin Ross
Matthew Clark
he's*
Ftfy
Asher Gutierrez
I'll post some of my autism because it usually gets a laugh.
>out at bar
>hate bars
>friend's girl wants to go
>obviously I have to come
>>we like drinking and watching cooking shows, not bars
>girl talking to me
>clearly trying to hit on me
>hella oblivious
>eventually tells me I smell nice
"I have a shower."
>she proceeds to walk away
>drink my boilermaker in peace
William Ross
Pest post in a Cringe thread I've ever seen. It's getting screencapped and copied for the Pasta folder.
Congrats user.
Oliver Peterson
That's pretty funny though
Ayden Sullivan
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Caleb Hill
*Best
Love that look, would definitely bang.
Brandon Ross
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Jeremiah Smith
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Gavin Kelly
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Levi Morales
is that labanna
Jackson Flores
ünder8d
Gabriel Johnson
That is exactly what I was going for, but you are offputting and I don't like you for it
Gabriel Parker
> will come
I wish.
Brody Flores
Hitler.. We need you..pls come back
James Thomas
Which is which?
Austin Cook
my ideal gf in highschool
Gabriel Butler
she looks like a curious smuf or some shit
Luke Thompson
Same here. And still is my ideal gf NOW. Why wouldn't you date her now? Besides the fact that ~20yo girls are fucking boring, batshit insane and full of BS.
Asher Diaz
Physically cringed
Leo Murphy
Retard detected
If specials want equal treatment then if they, like anyone else, look amusing, then they can/will he laughed at
Robert Fisher
makes me wanna get fucked tbqh
Jason Brown
what is it in the red circle???
Justin Watson
now that's murrica
Nathaniel Walker
i think its a dropped magazine.
Jacob Garcia
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Aaron Sanchez
>not filename "trump voters united"
Asher Moore
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