What would happen to the world if all people became straight?

What would happen to the world if all people became straight?

Like all other sexual orientations instantly died.

There were no homo's or leso's before 1955 matey
Thats a fact

what happen 1955 that changed it all?

Rock and Roll dude

catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD, you ignorant frogspawn. in ancient greece it was considered normal.

Prove it!

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

That is a lie.

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

nothing would change apart from few fags not being smoked in muslim countries and america missing gay shows.

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>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

Homosex was a pretty big part of Ancient Roman culture.

Also to answer OP; overpopulation, and because there's no homosex to keep that in check.

>"No, Meg, that was just all of human history except the last 6 months."

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

*there would be way more dead babies.

How do we handle overpopulation?

you really think homo sexuality keeps population in check? really?

In OP's no homo world or in general?

killing people obviously.

"I have an idea"

No more lesbian porn.

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD
I swear this is the dumbest shit of all-time.

Well in a more primal sense it does, when a tribe or group of animals starts getting too big there's usually a few homos around already, but it has a chance of making them non-breeders. However since we're totally smart and junk, nowadays we just fuck whatever and people have a million babies because families are kept to households rather than actually family tribes.

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD
Holy fuck, catholic priestes live that long? Boipucci is the secret to eternal life?

It's also the greatest shit of all-time.

I agree with this user

A few people not reproducing isn't going to affect the many that spit out 15 fucking children.

Idiocracy is turning into a documentary.

actually people have smaller families now than way back when.people just live to way older ages and less are killed by wars and diseases.

>in ancient greece it was considered normal.

Let's make like a greek and go the fuck back to basics

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>how do we handle overpopulation...

NIP MOOOOT!

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That is so fucking hot

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lmao

you would be still a fag

Shooting out more dead babies doesn't add to family size, plus you're referring to early civilisation not tribal era. In tribal times a woman would probably die herself after a number of babies, and having too many kids was usually frowned upon by other tribesmen so they had a couple ways of dealing with it, mainly being abandoning them and a new tribe is formed, or some savages would just straight up kill them because they didn't want to deal with so many mouths to feed, especially if only one woman was lactating.

yup

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how exactly do homos figure into that equation? they neither add to nor subtract from the population.

This.

the number of straight Pedos would take up the slack in kinks

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kekamundo gigante

They don't breed so they make less breeding pairs in a group, but still continue to be functioning parts of the group by hunting or gathering or whatever other jobs that group liked to do.

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>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

you're wrong in the assumption that a bitch wouldn't just find someone else to knock her up, or that guys don't fuck multiple women.

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Doe!
Why does Sup Forums have to gay my thread up?

There was a game theory paper released a few years ago which made waves in the queer community because it showed a mechanism for the propagation of homosexual genes for the first time.

In game theory simulations, communities with small numbers of gay males and bisexual females got higher scores than strictly hetero communities, and this is because during periods of gender imbalance they're capable of "soaking up" the extras without incurring a penalty from increased competition for mates. While the homosex couples may not be able to reproduce, the community which harbours their genes becomes more likely to survive.

This is likely the reason why homo- and bisexuality is so common among most other species as well. Gene pools which include coding for gay behaviour are more likely to survive and prosper while strictly hetero communities die off.

Practicing gays constitute about 1% of the human population. I doubt there are many more than that in the closet. It would therefore be a more substantial change to this planet if half the population of termites just evaporated.

because catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD, you ignorant frogspawn. in ancient greece it was considered normal.

I like to see some source on this.

The Romans called gays Greeklings.

> MFW I'm a lime and my piss tastes like citrus blast.

Some did and some didn't, it all depends on what tribal traditions they had. Some groups were basically giant harems, a lot of groups were mate for life, some had the primitive alpha male fucks all and guys hang around for dregs, but those had a harder time keeping afloat because of such close inbreeding.

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>Citation needed

the more you know

I read about the study in a dead tree edition of SciAm, but unfortunately I can't find it with Google now because every search on game theory and gay, queer, homosexuality, or any related term brings up thousands of links to people claiming someone on YouTube named MatPat who has a channel called Game Theory is gay.

Someone include me in the screen cap and archive this shit

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To bad.
Now its just a claim from some random dude on Sup Forums, and puts credibility on that level.

I was interested in the topic.

fucking kek

this is a good thread bois

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Population boom id imagine . plus Tumblr would go under

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Um, well, you can go down to the library and look up old issues of SciAm on microfiche, you know. Google is not the entirety of human knowledge. If you're that interested, you'll be able to find it. For that matter, if you have paid access to any of the scholarly paper search engines you should be able to find it too. As I said, it made a big splash in the queer community when it was released.

Bah. You don't know shit son.

Oscar Wilde was a fag.

Ahhh most people in show biz were too. From like 1920 and on.
It just wasn't spoken bout

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The fashion industry would die, along with theater, interior design and make up for models, actresses, and famous musicians. And that's just if the gays die.

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you've never heard of Sapphos, of the Isle of Lesvos, have you?

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tell us

Mame of this artist please, I've been looking for a while

>fashion industry becomes guys making the hottest chicks only
>modelling is female only
>theater wouldn't die, you don't need to be gay to be an actor.
>interior design would be all females
>make up artists would be anyone making hot chicks
>you don't need to be gay to make or like music

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Kek

file name

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD, you ignorant frogspawn. in ancient greece it was considered normal.
you win

that would be InCase. it's right there, lower left corner.

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

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OP would cease to exist.

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i like hellgirl

me on the right

I unironically think he did a swell fuckin' job on that switcheroo

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