I have a house to myself rn and I'm bored so dubs decides what I do

I have a house to myself rn and I'm bored so dubs decides what I do.

>Ib4 Sharpie in pooper

Drink everything under the sink

/bread

WINRAR

rip

OP here, I will die if I do this

Then u better livestream it

Call work and volunteer to come in. Rolling for non-lethal dubs.

Op is fag abandon thread

Dat evil trip

Winrar

I don't have a job currently, not yet anyway

Look at that handwriting, you really think this 13 year old has a job?

God damnit. Okay. Show us your genitals with timestamp. Rolling again for non-lethal dubs.

Yeah I know I suck at handwriting, fuck off feg

If I get dubs OP you better show us a pic of your toes and feets.

How about you take a piece of paper, draw a Circle and post it in this thread

OP got dubbs
Checked

Burn a candle or scentsy and dump a shitload of wax on some carpet in the house. With timestamp.

heat up a knife to 1000 degrees and cut your dick off

reroll

THIS

Actually microwave the wax so it won't take as long. Also, reroll.

Checked
OP is the master of his own fate

Masturbate in your shoes.

Pee in a cup. Drink it up.

Devil trips. Rip OP. Must die now

roll

GIVE ME THE QUADS

do it OP

>Take some sort of meat out of the fridge or freezer (preferably fish or seafood)
>Unscrew outlet covers
>Put meat in the wall
>Replace outlet covers
>Wait

get pls

Yeah I'll do it if you hand over the dubs

Do this.

COME ON OP I WANNA SEE THOSE GROSS TOE NAILS YOU'VE NEVER CLIPPED

Leave Sup Forums forever.

muh sides hahaha
i'll roll for this

Write a love letter to your dad and leave it on his pillow. Claim you wish to have gentle sex with him behind your mother's back. Just be generally creepy towards him.

winrar?

WINRAR

I don't fucking live with my dad, give me something I can do you fucks

Do it OP

There's always this, my dear.

Snort hot sauce

Fine, whoever you live with then. Love letter. Now.

Topkek

Shit thread.

Strip naked

Cover yourself in honey

Blindfold self

Bounce off every surface you can.

Take periodical damage pics.

smoke some weed

Alright can someone get dubs for something I can fucking do right now, jesus

I rolled dubs before this post. Rotten wall meat. Now.

Do the same thing this guy is doing in this GIF. Now that you're alone & everything.
Film it as well!

You still here? If so if your a dude, rub your nuts on the door knob and take pic, post here. If your a femanon, take shirt off, put tits on front window, take pic of you doing so and post here

Roll

Shave all your body hair off

Call ambulance

Stand in pile of hair and weep when they arive

Claim you have halapecia.

Shit yourself and then just roll in it.

There. I rolled dubs again. Don't be a faggot, op.

Reroll

Do this, mildly entertaining

Dubs get

Um what do I do if my outlets don't have screws

Strip naked

Go fence hopping

Rub dick on neighbours window.

fill every drawer in the house with liquids

Its my B-Day today. Write happy B-Day faggot on your tits or cock depending

This.

They do. How else would electric be maintained? Tearing a hole through the wall? They could be pop off.

Do this

Dub dubs

Enjoy having HA written on a dick for you.

...

This please

Everyone's re rolling

Just fucking do this

Admit dubs

Ahem

For crying out loud. Dubs or I eat dixk

I'll do it for dubs

Tits on window or balls on door.

Just do it, you have yet to deliver anything

Which one is it though also

Tits window

Door knob.

Re roll

Submerge your laptop in water.

Nuts on nob

If your a girl tits on window. If your a guy balls on doorknob.

I'm wall meat outlet user, but at this point I just want to be entertained. Just fucking pick one of the dubs. There's plenty of non-harmful, legal options to pick from.

Deliver.

Re re roll

This fucking hell dubs get bitch

Would've thought you were a woman based on your replies.

OP here, sorry for the confusion. Clearly what I meant was roll dubs and I'll do what you say if you also choose something I'd actually do

Titties or balls.

WINRAR

Finally winrar now do it

This isn't op, I'm op

Kek true push Dem nips on the window

Take pic

Alright op here, just give me a minute

I'm way ahead of you

Win, now deliver. Dont say you can't. This is easy

Go streaking.

Do It faggot.

No shit it's not actual OP. It's calling you out for not delivering on anything and being a complete faggot

hey its me ur brother

So op where the fuck is the deliver

Click an onion link without a VPN.