I live with my mom in Slovenia
2 months ago I take a shower and the wall is dirty, spider web or something
I take the washcloth and use on the wall, but red/yellow thing appears
I realize it's snot and my mom blew her nose into the washcloth and just left it in the shower
I was mad so I jacked off into another washcloth and left it there in the shower
Then my mom takes a shower
Now 2 months later my mom says she's pregnant
I know 100% certain my mom didn't get fucked by another man
She is devout Catholic and would never get abortion
She legit thinks she is pregnant with 2nd coming of Jesus Christ
tldr I'm gonna be a daddybro, also God
Yeah OP. that's not possible
>I realize it's snot and my mom blew her nose into the washcloth and just left it in the shower
>I was mad so I jacked off into another washcloth and left it there in the shower
Rape her. It is the only logical action now.
Maybe she thought the Lord left his juice on her snot cloth and she decided to impregnate herself and bear the next Messiah.
aren't you supposed to be in school?
enjoy having a retarded son OP
Op will be new God. Mexicans will be deported, mudslimes will be executed and the world will be saved from degenerates
Thx dude, fingers crossed
>Slovenia
>guy doesn't look anything like cody
wtf man?
OP here, how do you know what I look like lol
oh, i thought the picture was you rubbing your filthy washcloth in your face.
That's clearly a woman, I searched google for "blow nose into washcloth"
post pics of you and your mum
post pics of you in your mum
Ne mora se abortirat samo odlaskom doktoru. Iznabijaj je u stomak, ako je istina išta od toga što si napisao.
