>start going to Mexican restaurants wearing a trump hat ~June 2016 >sit down and order like I'm going to eat there >see contempt on the face of the staff and yet sit there defiantly >every time the food comes to my table, I ask for a takeout box without eating a thing >mail each takeout box to my older brother, who is a homicide forensics scientist >after 3 months, a takeout box finally tests positive for saliva >he sends it back to me >cut up the food and spit on it a little and make it look like I ate some of it. >send the takeout box to local health department with a letter detailing my suspicions >health department asks if ate it any of it and then asks for a DNA swab after I say yes >I give them my DNA >health department closes down the restaurant about two months later >health department issue subpoenas for DNA samples of everyone >Health department DNA test results confirm that my saliva is on the food >Health department DNA test results confirm that the OWNER'S saliva is on the food >Health department DNA test results confirm that a shift manager's saliva is on the food >Health department DNA test results confirm that two of the cooks and three of the waiters spit on it. >sue the owner for $5,000,000 >owner settled out of court for $1,000,000 Wednesday in exchange for a non-disclosure agreement >my fucking lawyer takes nearly half >$582,463 deposited into my banking account
I'm only 18 and I'm pretty much set for life already. I don't understand why you morons have such a difficult time moving out of your parents house. It's super easy. Get on my level faggots.
He didn't say the name of the owner or the name of the restaurant.
Jordan Morgan
post any kind of proof, OP >couple years at most easily a quarter century for most people.
David Anderson
So much Win
Kayden Roberts
That's only if he mentions the restaurant's name specifically
Dominic Rogers
not that anyone actually believes this happened
Luis Lee
Dna testing does not prove someone spit on something, just that thier dna is present, which can happen from hair, dead skin, anything. This is total bullshit.
Tyler Morris
This is crazy enough to work.
William Garcia
I love how it never even crosses your mind to invest it. >he's probably going to spend it all cause that's what I would do
David Richardson
I love you Boxxy!
Jackson Robinson
>Implying they don't taste for other chemical components that would only be present if there's saliva in it.
Colton Wilson
elaborate.
Andrew Lee
saliva test =/= dna test. They can actually test for saliva itself without analyzing DNA because saliva is a unique form of acid.
