Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Kyoukoposter is moderately based.
One of the only based anons left.
What's good, Syndra?
>implying based people don't use famalam ironically.
Non-based fag GTFO
Go have fun on your JD Razor.

For some reason your whole greentext sounds... sad and lonely

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Claimed!

you are to late my friend!!!

I feel like I should be bullying more than I am, but I've got nothing.

You are late friendo, better luck next time!

Okay, it was ever so slightly funny the first time, was pushing it the second time, but now you've used the word based thirteen fucking times.
youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

There's literally autistic 10 year olds in my neighbourhood.
There's an AUTISTIC CHILDREN AT PLAY sign on my street.
But I assume thats for me.

back for a bit

no she is mine! It wanted it to be this way!!

Would "autistic" suffice?
I took an empathy quotient and it said that people who scored lower than 30 were probably autistic. I scored an 18.

Kuroo signing in

Please stop. Go take a nap or something.

Go on! Try it!

yeah, i didn't mean that part of the greentext though. I meant the second line specifically
>chilling on my couch, yelling at fags on the internet
I mean, sure, everyone has a different hobby but... it just sounds sad to me.

Maybe you can have Luka?

Eh?
Not that much really, got back to dorms today for the new semester, now im thinking of something to play.

get on my level

maby I will. *^*

post test link

pretty sure everyone took that and got the same result

and her name is Ruka Urushibara

Hey Chara
Sorry for bailing so suddenly I got invited to play some games
Been up to anything?

I prefer to bully in private, I'll admit.

But it's a guy

Still here.

You guys all suck.

Not all the time
She sends a message back in time which makes her a girl for a while

Daga Otoko Da!

I'm not tired, its only 12:40 PM
That's not my hobby. I literally just described what had just happened and their still screaming like huge spergs.
Traps are gay as fuck
Play some autism games on Newgrounds or some shit.
Play pokemon on an emulator, maybe.
I saw people get in the 50s
Get on my level of being based (read: autistic)

Love you too pantsu queen

I'm aware, I was doing a thing.

But i love your Shiro images

Did I ruin a joke?
I am horrible at reading sarcasm

Literally.
Except me because of how fucking acoustic I am.

i got in the 20s

Nope, just been on the thread lurking and chatting.
Today was kinda nice really

t.thank you

yeah, I also read that, don't worry. Guess some good earplugs or headsets are needed

yup, you did! Everyone refers to Ruka as a trap for the memes and dissapointed straightfags

youtube.com/watch?v=WXsYUa3JJwI

you can suck me anytime

After all, asking him to tell me what you told me I could would be pretty mean.

I know:(

muh dik

You can if you put enough effort!

I play guitar, bass guitar, and write music as my main hobby.
I also do covers of K-ON songs and keep them on my computer.
Also I thought it was Rukia?
>straightfags
Non-degenerates*
FIFY
Your Based God commands you to cease this faggotry
Good job user, you claimed the most seasonal Idolm@ster out there.

Are you not upset about wasting your last free day?
I always am

Ah well I thought it was something serious
Guess I am just retarded, again
Well then

you're no god of mine jackoff

I was expecting a whole lot more hate.

Why thanks a lot, ... friend.
Have you been around before?

That's because of how based she is.

The most agnostic of them all indeed.

Nah mate, I ain't gay. It's you guys who suck.

not posible irl I'm more like tuugo xD

This Cat. Is mine.

カラミチーマス

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Luka was not incorrect though

Just feeling nice today so I wanna spread the love
Yea we talked before, though I am not posting my waifu because I want a non-spam thread

It's funny how easily teasing gets rid of the salt.

She's a pretty good one, too.

Yeah, nothing important.

Oh, nice hobby.
Who's Rukia?
>non-degenerates
>has probably autism
kek'd

I'd suck you anytime

would say it depends

And there it is! Wasn't so hard, was it?

Lol. Depends on what?

Hey scarf
I wonder if Akame told you about me
Anyway
I don't think we talked before
When did you join? Or did we just miss eachother a lot?

depends on my mood *^*

Claim

People also argue that's Holo or Horo while truly it's neither of these

I've been here since late December, so not that long! Mako asked me to come here, apparently she was super desperate to introduce people to her girlfriend.

At least I can have children.
Also I smoke weed and listen to House musiv and ska.
Also I'm so straight, I watched Magic Mike at least 5 times and didn't pop a boner once.

>Also I smoke weed and listen to House musiv and ska.
that's the gayest thing i've ever heard

kek
That works for me
By the way I claim my Horo

Oh yea, I remember this military chick.
How's it going?

Hey scarf!

>Last free day
>I have no classes until february
>only one exam in january
I think I have enough free time on my hands hehe

nah, only a few people here are serious.

it was, shut up

>watches gay things to prove to not be gay
Dude, you're cracking me up, I like you

Oh, it got you that excited did it?

Korbo*

Hello!
I don't remember hearing anything about you.
Were you good friends?
However, if you already know about that, you must be someone with whom I'd have spoken before.
>I want a non-spam thread
Ok I got it now. How are you?
Hi Shiro!

Was your search successful?

kek first time i have sean somone write korbo why not just ad a H in there for the fucks of it?

Its actualky ホロ
Which in romaji is Horo
>inb4 korboshit
>thats the gayest thing I ever heard
Really?
I doubt that. Since you do go on these threads.
The Magic Mike was a FilthyFrank reference, actually.
Also male strippers are not gay.
Well if you're a guy and you go to male strip clubs yeah.
But if you're a chick and go to male strip clubs not at all.
But that's besides the point.
I don't even like the male figure.

Well then, welcome
Where did you two meet?
It's alright, very tired lately
Waiting for my friend to stop dicking around so we can play some games
What about you?
Fucking triggered tbh
Why is this?
I don't want to face reality and go to school in 12 hours
I thought that might've helped
Sorry for being retarded like this but it's working so far
I am alright just really don't wanna go back to school
What about you?

Because her name's Korbo not Khorbo or anything

It's officially ホロ, you jigalo
It's fucking ホロ.

hi

I don't understand moonspeak

its horo.
no shit but how would you write it in english?

Never watched Filthy Frank so that's that.

Oh, I like the male figure to a certain extend.
But the same is true for the female one.
There's a point when it gets too far.

I'm sorry to hear that.
If it's any consolation I still am going to meet up with people at the university to study for the exam

hello Haruhi!

Hi

"Where is that guy who always posts that ridiculous Rei image"

RIGHT HERE BABY IM BACK

I saw some things but I haven't saved any.
It's totally understandable, and I apologize once again for remotely taking part in it.
You're starting tomorrow eh?
I'm doing good, gonna leave some time in the afternoon to visit my grandmother for her birthday.

mio claim!
helloooo!

It's HoroKorboRo

Why the fuck did it tag op, i didn't even click it

inb4 waifu truck

>Its actualky ホロ
>Which in romaji is Horo
No. ローマ字 is shit and should not be taken as anything accurate.
ホロ is ホロ and nothing else. No korbo shit please.

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To be fair, Rei was not first waifu. It was Lum from Urusei Yatsura back in the early 80's

AAAAND THERE IT IS!!

You're welcome

Nothing interesting going on, tbh. Just got me something to eat.
What are you guys playing?

But why?

Is this too much for a faggot like you?
Look at Mei's sexy curves, her large breasts, her large arse, and generally attractive features
>Your Based God
Just saying that the romaji of it is Horo but the moonrunes are ホロ.

That cute crown!

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