Really fires my neurons.
Really fires my neurons
Needs more pixels
im gonna have an aneurysm
Hey pizza is just as good; do get the cereal though they are good to snack on.
I assume you graduate this term?
Also living off of someone's income is good until it stops then you get double rekt.
Look at penis
Fires ur neurons
Is never good*
go away fake nibi
Nothing wrong with getting sugar daddy'd / carried through life, ofc.
If you can figure out what's right for you in life, you'll be better off. Many just submit to life and accept that if they can make good money, that it's worth it. That they'll use their free time and money to follow their true desires.
I have a habit of eating a whole box of cereal at once. I don't need more cereal.
Nope, I'm a junior. And well yeah, good shit doesn't last forever.
that would require many more 7s
No one pretends to be me because not even I want to be me
Let me claim your virgin asshole
No, there are a lot of things wrong with it. It's despicable and I loathe the fact that I'm relying on it right now. It makes me feel like even more of a piece of shit neet than I already am.
Want to spite AM and say ill unblock barry but not him
Already spited barry and said ill unblock AM but not him
Why cant people just work with my plans. God damn I hate gays so much.
I want the real nibi back :(
just unblock us both ;)
Unblock me bb
Yeah, some sarcasm. It definitely doesn't seem like a wholly satisfying existence.
You can make it all worth it by working hard to get to where you want to be.
I hate you AM you fat piece of shit fucking kill yourself irl unironically I hope you get wrapped up in a bus's wheels
let me fuck you
it's like...have you ever seen the movie Sybil?
Which is exactly why there is fault in the idea of getting sugar daddy'd.
Well at least you do not have to worry about loans. That is the primary concern of people straight out of college; ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶜʰᵒᵒˢᵉ ᶦᶰᶠᵉʳᶦᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ.
So it seems like you will be fine.
Maybe he wants to bang AM before AM dies to bus related misadventure so that AM has participated in sodomy and can't go to heaven
I imagine AM smells vaguely of soup. I'll ask Kaybe what kind of soup AM smells like.
No, I have to spite.
$20 is $20.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
It just hasn't felt like I've been alive for a while now. [crawling in my skin]
have you tried breathing?
that is a key component in being alive
Breathing isn't a problem for us people who don't have lard-encrusted gas station hot dog lungs and actually participate in intense physical activities.
spite in my mouth~
That's mean, don't be mean.
That is a funny way of saying best pokemon
Thats gross bro
you're the best waifu
Power walking to the bathroom when you gotta shit isn't an intense physical activity
actually participate in intense physical activities
Waifu = cancer.
You just lack taste.
can't blame you.
Start exercising and eating healthier.
Carrying my entire team in Overwatch is pretty intense.
More like running.
eat this DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I started to before one of my organs decided to rebel
It's okay user, I don't look down on you for wallowing in your wrongness
It's an organ, right?
I mean it's pretty understandable as to why you can't right now. This would make now an even better time to focus on your eating habits. Don't have to worry about everything at once.
Keaton never played the web slinger. So why are you trolling this thread like the web slinger?
I'll just kms after my 20's, so it's fine. Since I'm not a fatass, I'm not terribly straining them.
eat this DICK!!!!!!!
and yes, I already am
literally gardevoir for edgy people
haha nice joke.
don't mention that slut in here
this is a good christian thread
That's good. What kind of stuff are you doing currently?
I'd say a tip might be to make sure meals aren't too spontaneous. Say hours drag on on your computer and you finally realize you need to eat. Odds are you'll go for something easy and unhealthy. Plan out meals.
Keaton is in the new Spiderman movie. He's playing a fellow named Adrian Toomes.
mhm, and im bringing my own meals to work otherwise ill just eat the disgustingly delicious and greasy gas station pizza
harem femdom pokemon
calling others sluts
gardevoir has boobs
gardevoir doesn't have those wide hips or thicc ass
gardevoir doesn't have a snout, nor godly pink accents
How could you be so wrong
I imagine like, a chowder that's been sitting out for a couple of hours.
That's a great idea.
What does a meal consist of for you?
Are you seriously trying to deny that Gardevoir is basically the pokemon town bike?
okay now lets be fair user
gard doesn't have boobs
thats pure fanfiction by shitty artists
Hell yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u1itKXghw4
muffin, banana, coffee
But what kind of muff tho
No I'm saying salazzle is a trashy whore, ala gardevoir but for edgy people.
cinnamon sugar some days, banana nut some days, and you?
I eat oatmeal every day and never really have muffins. But you have good taste.
Vaginers probably don't taste good.
god damn that's nice photoshopping
try mine and fine out
also user is correct that is masterful shopping.
Litrally impeccable bruh
I thought you were just another faggot.
Are you a golden cat irl
i should eat oatmeal; i've been told of its healthiness. but i mostly drink chocolate milk and eat bread and nothing else.
did she steal your boyfriend, user?
You seem upset
I mean, I make chocolate oatmeal a good portion of the time. Oatmeal is a wonderful basic food to build on top of with different additions.
Don't tell me you eat white bread.
Do you like Weetbix and milk?
OATMEAL IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just hate seeing an entire generation of beautiful pokemon go to hell just because of one poison/fire mistake
beautiful pokemon go to hell just because of one poison/fire mistake
Did Lucario not even happen for you?
it was bound to happen
It is a pretty good generation, but I didn't realize Salazzle had become a fanwank issue
DONT TALK ABOUT BEST POKEMON LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!
no, not white bread. apple bread loves, banana nut bread loves, whatever i get at work. i dunno what weetbix are, but they look kinda like granola bars or something? i have a lot of cliff bars, they go on sale for 88c at kroger all the time. i sustain my life force off of chocolate milk; it's probably where i get most of my calories from.
i'd put cinnamon sugar in my oatmeal, if i had it. hot or cold?
brown sugar oatmeal is a thing and its the bestest thing ever
mfw i never watched pokémon and idk what the fuck is goin on over here
Obviously lucario never 9should have) happened.
Just as the entirety of gen 4, but that's a different issue.
And N ruined gen 5.
Mega evolution ruined gen 6.
Ergo the only good gens were 1 and 2.
Weetbix was just a joke.
I don't feel like clif bars are worth it. And I can't say I understand the obsession with chocolate milk. Sounds like you enjoy sugar.
Oatmeal is 100% best hot. I only eat instant oatmeal hot. Neither old-fashioned nor steel-cut oats do it for me.
I mean. He is kind of slutty.
HES BEST DOG
everything I post is QUALITY
No matter how much QUALITY you post, I can rest soundly thanks to the fact that you will eventually slip up and post something disgusting.
If you're into that sort of thing, I guess.
I saved that pic just for you though :(
at least I have more QUALITY
I sincerely think that a world where humans and furries live together still feels like zoophilia, I prefer when it's 100% furry world.
That's just playing it safe. It's the same image.
milk fat is nutritious. the chocolate is not.
clif bars are kinda value, i wouldnt buy them full price. nice to have in a cruch, say when im walking out the door at 7 am to go to work.
i have a friend that, for years, only ate cold oatmeal and ketchup on bread. dude's ripped as fuck.
but with more PROTEIN
dude is crazy as fuck
he's extremely attractive.
Clif bars have too much sugar in them tbh.
I'm planning on using whole milk in my oatmeal when I'm back at college. Now I just use whatever's at home.
Ah. I'm just never in that sort of situation where time is a premium.
How the fuck did they survive that diet? You will actually die if that's literally all they ate.
That's really just a meme.
You're really getting nothing from it.
But people will keep saying it.
I'd say that, but I have slices of cake that are 625 calories and 80g of sugar.
I am a golden cat grill irl
I don't normally go for grills, but I might make an exception.
i don't know, i asked him the same thing for years. now he eats regular people food.
time is made premium through laze. when you give yourself 15 minutes to wake up and leave, it's helpful.
so am I, whats your POINT
its a good meme, and gives you an excuse to SUCK DICK no homo
I have definitely googled "can I survive on just ___?"
The earliest any of my classes will start this next semester is 11. I have almost nothing on Tu/Th, just a recitation in the late morning. I got time.
Just have greek yogurt if you need a creamy white substance.
He's 100% lying
never had greek yogurt, but I dont want to appropriate greek culture so I cant
It's like regular yogurt but more bitter, to me it's almost like a really really soft cheese.
There's nothing greek about it.
It's just a nearly impeccable source of protein.
It has a very slightly sour taste; almost smells like sour cream.
some people are feeding fetishists.
huffs in your general direction
you're a golden gaytime irl
I am disgusted already, I will have to pass on this wonderful thing
The theory is fine.
The execution is lacking.
I say just leave the person once you've ruined them. Fun, right?
I was too. But then I just embraced the protein. I add powdered pb and it tastes great.
Finally cleaned my god damn living room, how's it look so far?
I think I am going to hurl
pics of vagooter or gtfo
some vags taste good, some don't
It's like cum.
wats the name of these characters/where to find them
Also, Hi Dom.
it looks nice man. how much was that display case on the right?
Eat your puke. It's good protein amirite?
Yeah but cum you can at least swallow and instantly be done with.
Red (red dog) and Sighs (white dog).
Tumblr is Popomodoro.
Got it from my dad, he was going to throw it away. I got it all cleaned up and now it's where I keep my stash
This thread is crap.
i'm looking forward to returning to school, but i can no longer live without pocket change. buying things i like feels nice.
some people are of sade like that. i can see at least 3/10ths of the appeal.
holy fuck i still have that same pokedex and my GBa. also you got a lot of cool as shit there man
I was not expecting all caps.
Needs more dragon dildos
Yeah but a lot of gals I've been with really don't care about getting eaten out. I've slept with 20+ gals and only ate two. Both tasted pretty good.
post cy+e butt to make thread better
Snarf is just crap.
Thankfully I got a job and a full ride for college, so money is fine for me.
Some people are weird. It seems like 7/10 for me because I'm a filthy heathen.
I feel like it's just the polite thing to do.
Kinky sex usually isn't polite. Although that's the only kind of sex I have. I could understand that.
Snarf is just crap.
You just need to say please and thank you more.
I don't think that the dominant is required to say please and thank you.
Snarfs are the best.
Being dominant doesn't mean you're rude.
can I have a (you) im not feeling well
why wouldn't you?
some valuable grey matter you have within that skull; shelter it proudly. i've never lived off of student loans so i don't know what the life is like.
i'll post dramamine to tickle you.
Who the fuck do you think you are bitch
Sounds like you a bitch.
Litrally the worst.
I mean I don't live dangerously, so it should be good.
I don't even know what this means.
I wasn't expecting excitement.
Snarfs bring butts to the world. Everyone loves butts.
yuor worst nightmare, nothing personnel kid
you bring nothing but garbage
All the butts you "bring" are already out there in the real world.
have i committed a faux pas
you don't have to live particularly dangerously to end up in a car wreck or school shooting
dramamine is a moniker for a gay furry artist.
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I'm some alpha fag top with a horselike dick.
Where's my butt
no teelport pls
True. We've already had a shooting, so we're not due for one, though. I guess it was several years back, but still.
It's a disgusting style, no offense. I thought dramamine was a motion sickness drug.
I'm a grill irl
when you name yourself after your dick, you're just a thot.
You have not. I was simply surprised.
You like for me to suffer.
I'm no sadist, that's for sure.
what did you expect?
got your school shooting immunization shot already
he likes chunky dudes, what's the problem with that
how nice are these feet you talk of?
But you're not out in the real world.
You've only posted cock.
I have returned, hello furiends
Acknowledgement at best.
Make Overwatch stop being the bad gay.
Nah I'm cy+e
Hey that's me!
do not idolize unhealthy people
I may be due for a car mishap. Brakes just had to be repaired, but maybe that means I'll be good for a while.
No problem with that, the characters he just draws just have very unattractive features, to me.
Nice. I've had it before, then.
Still in the closet, yes.
Just have to play a different game, I guess. It's always good to take a break from OW.
this is why snarf is garbage
why is there a second butthole just off camera above the first one?
Stop ruining b/ . You furfags need your own thread. This shit is exhausting. The my little pony shit was bad and that got its own thread. Move this 12 year old fag shit out of b/ . Now stop fucking posting cancer
I concur, what the fuck is that?
Fate is on my side.
There is a butthole and then a tailhole.
They are separate entities.
"roy." the syllable slinks out of my mouth like old swill. his presence was pleasing to me, but i could never allow him the small victory of knowing as much. such is life in the intelligentsia of furry threads.
stop being fucking stupid
i've needed to replace my brakes for about a year, but still haven't. i will die soon from it, and i accept this.
they're all very friendly and meaty and hairy, and filled to the brim with all sorts of love
cars or planes?
That is an unacceptable answer.
For more efficient pooping.
to be fair the mlp faggots were triggered and needed a safe space to share ideas
It's not a good part of your car to not take care of. Really dangerous if they go out.
I just can't accept the A E S T H E T I C.
Can't remember; I was younger. I think long charter bus rides.
We can still savor our victories from yesterday.
Anyone know source of this? reverse search doesn't help at all, its all people posting it.
I can't think of anything from the signature.
I have a malformation with my tailbone :( So the skin in that area is really rough, almost like an elbow and it sorta protrudes like a little nub. Almost like a tail. Surgery can't fix it otherwise I will probably never walk again after the procedure.
Avfags ruining my fap
Popomodoro on Tumblr
i've needed to replace my brakes for about a year
Your reference has fallen short on me but I found out intelligentsia is a brand of coffee.
All 2 of them.
it is true
Hey. It was a good note to finish on, right?
That's what we should remember from it. Certainly not the beginning. Don't remember that.
i was not referencing anything.
yea, i know. just pretend i'm a diabetic that won't stop eating pizza and crying, or something.
don't like big strong men with big strong arms and very large hugs?
damn who was chartering you around
come replace my brakes, i'll pay you in alcohol.
I picked this up at a vintage store for $4.
Best $4 I've ever spent.
Also new buttpic for snarf
with less odd second butthole
It sounded like it was out of some literary work. I suppose your prose was just eloquent enough to give me that impression.
I honestly don't remember if my ping was this bad yesterday or not. Ping on Mercy isn't super important.
If this is an "all you can drink" kind of offer it would be remiss of me not be straight with you and tell ya that you'd go into crippling debt paying that particular bill.
I also can't stop eating pizza.
That's not necessarily it. What you just posted is great. It's just that specific artist's style that I didn't like. We all have preferences.
School trip to Washington D.C. in middle school is one specific instance I recall.
Ping on Ana is so goddamn necessary.
Don't feed the Mercy haters
she takes no skill
no that's u
I could have just written off high ping as bad aim last night. I wasn't really paying attention.
Even at my best, high ping makes Ana impossible.
You better pay attention now so you can give me some excuses or else I'll start criticizing you in chat
i appreciate your thoughtful words and hold them dear.
it isn't. that would be irresponsible.
they sell unbelievable pizza at where i work, best pepperoni i've ever had. also they bring in free little caesar's every few weeks.
how he or she physically puts color on the canvas?
oh that would be rough, especially surrounded by all those other children.
The ones I just spoke or previous ones?
Gotta be a server issue. My ping is dramatically lower even using the European region.
ofc, who else could it be?
Truly you wound me, have you no heart?
all of them, ever. all thoughtful words will be accounted for.
i mean, i need you to actually replace my breaks, not pass out under my car.
There's an amazing local pizza place not too far away from where I got to college. I'm more of a veggie pizza kinda guy. Little Caesar's does the job, but it ain't living.
The way in which they shape and express their characters doesn't appeal to me. This is more complicated than it needs to be.
I got the seat that was the furthest back with the most space. It was overall a really fun trip; good memories.
Sucks. It seems like you're trying a lot.
Take a break mang.
just realized I have a distinct lack of scalies, this is upsetting
Hey! All my best work has been done blitzed. What do you take me for, some kind of hack?
I'll do my best to add more.
It's so cold in my room that I can't even fucking jack off.
I'll often get in bed and have all the covers over me like a tent to stop the cold to prevent that situation.
IIIIII'VE GOT MY LOVE TO KEEP ME WARM~
well, it was nice.
did you remove me on steam AGAIN?
YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ;~; !
i know that was not the reason.
Your love for dick, faggot.
you deserve better.
No need to be CRASS.
I think Badfinger said it best, I got what I deserve.
No need to be a FAG.
I can't stop myself though.
Go kiss some grills.
if you want it, here it is, come and get it
You've been continuously posting a grill.
2d grills aren't real.
Some are thin enough to make me doubt that statement.
2d girls are better
well, i am here, a gay shoulder for you to gay cry on, if it comes to it. a beautiful little internet support community we've created.
if you can walk around them and perceive thiccness on all sides they are not 2d