Aha my friend, you've stumbled upon me, THE GREAT GENIE! But unlike some Genies I don't grant wishes...

Aha my friend, you've stumbled upon me, THE GREAT GENIE! But unlike some Genies I don't grant wishes, I'll answer your questions. Any questions you desire

So my friend, ask away

ur a micropenis?

No, I am a Great Genie

Will I ever get trips?

Do you have a ghost penius or is it just like a strange color?

Eventually, but today isn't not that day

Aw

Oh great Genie when is the next time I will get laid?

Hello genie!
How can i get a girlfriend? Thank you so much for your time!
>Your head looks like a dick

Just a strange color, purple actually. Very small while soft, but much like my lamp, rub it a bit and you'll find great things in your future

February

No answer for you sir. You've offended the great genie.

Thank you for your time wise genie.

Dear great genie, well i receive a bj from the girl that im dating? Like, within the next month ?

Will John and Sherlock hook up?

Who tops great power!

Will Steven ever be able to play In the hunger games again

I see you breaking up before such a thing happens

Never

No

me of course

Okay, fair enough.
>pic related, it hurts, but that's probably the truth
We just started dating, like, 2 weeks

Where is the loo oh great genie

There's a shit ton... HA HA just some Genie humor.