When were you last with a stripper? What went down?

When were you last with a stripper? What went down?

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Got thrown out of a strip club on Bourbon Street on NYE with my girlfriend.

this was years ago...

was with my girlfriend at the time. she'd just gone at got a lapdance... so i took $3 and waited at the stage for a "quickie" (basically just the stripper rubbing her body against you, know big deal...you get what you paid for). after that, my girlfriend (drunk at the time) got really moody.... then cried.

we went home... no sex. night was ruined. fuck me....

>Got thrown out of a strip club on Bourbon Street on NYE with my girlfriend.
Details! Takes a lot to get kicked out of a Big Easy strip club.

Was hanging out in TJ last week. First went to Adelitas, didn't see anything that interested me, so headed over to Hong Kong Club, after around an hour spot a girl that is a solid 8. Took her to the hotel next door, disappointing fuck, too much baby damage. Reminded me of why I hate TJ.

Girlfriend got up to go outside for a cigarette and I stayed behind for a minute looking for something in my coat. Asshole bouncer thought she was a hooker I guess. She brought him over to me and he carried on about them not allowing unescorted women in the club. I told him I was her boyfriend and he evidently didn't believe it so he started physically pushing us out the door. Next thing i knew my girlfriend spit in this fuckers face while he was pushing us so he swung at me and grazed my face. When I got outside there were cops literally right there and the bitchass bouncer ran back inside. They told me I could press charges or whatever but that it would just waste my night so we left.

The week before Christmas. I literally bumped into her on the sidewalk as I was going in and she was going out. Turned out to be an ex-fling of mine. We chatted for a bit, then she gave me a ride home.

One of the strippers turned out be a kid I worked with at a treatment center for fucked up kids. She recognized me, we talked and chatted for a bit then I got a discounted lap dance from her!

Was in Vegas this weekend
>drinking at a club and dancing, having an all around good time
>made mistake of making eye contact with a miso - you know "me so horny"...aka stripper/hooker
>dance with her a bit, talk to her a bit
>talk about how it's all hookers around and it's fun to pick them out
>she turns into fuckin clingbot 9000 and hangs out with me and my buddy until club closes at 4AM
>follows us gambling
>follow us to lyft and gets in with us
>has breakfast with us and pays for it
>we split ways at like 8am after she got my phone number
>calls me next night
>go dancing/drinking again
>she tells us she has to leave for a few hours to make some money
>comes back to club and proceeds to cock block
>after club close she sticks to us again
>follows us to MGM
>says she can't go in
>we finally ditched her crazy ass at MGM

She flirted with me until I fell in love with her, then after i told her I loved her, she said she just wanted to be friends and started dating a white guy who was literally addicted to crack and who literally did time in prison for breaking into peoples houses.

>a crackhead thief is a better man than you

>basing your self-worth on the opinion of some dump stripper

Heard a lot of hype about Hong Kong. Is it good?

Hong Kong is a shit hole. Literally every restaurant uses this crap

youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

"In our current society, everybody tries to swindle everybody else"

Fuck the Chinese

That's fucking disgusting.

It's alright. By far the nicest club in zona norte. Main reason I dislike the TJ strip club scene is because they always try to rush you, there is always some asshole attendent slamming on the door after thirty minutes. Don't have that problem at HK club though, since I usually just get a room for the night at the ST hotel next door (hotel cascadas - it's actually a decent enough place)

Nice. Heard prices are cheep. Some guy says he got three chicks all night at that hotel for like $150 if I recall correctly

HK club is a strip club in TJ

Doubt it. TLN in TJ is pricey. Have to go down to Colombia or the Dominican Republic to find those kind of prices.

Fucked a dime piece at adelitas but this was around 10am. No rush absolutely worth it.

when I was 9 my older sister took me into he room, made me sit on a chair up against the door so mom couldn't bust in on us, and did a full strip tease for me.
gave me my first stiffy

San Francisco, 2 weeks ago. A stripper took my glasses off and rubbed them on her nipples

This summer. I went in the back for a 10 minute private dance, and ended up licking her butthole because heat of the moment. She didn't get upset or anything, but she turned around and looked at me with the weirdest confused face I've ever seen as if saying "did you REALLY just lick a strippers asshole?" no ragrats

>be me in September
>broke up with gf late August and hadn't had pussy in a few weeks
>decide to hit up local strip joint I haven't been in for about 2 years
>looking fresh sits down and strippers come up and offer lap dances
>say "nothe right now I just want to watch alittle"
>strippers go up and dance and I analyze them to see which one has best body and freakiest
>a bunch of hot strippers ranging from 18 -40 sit on my lap and try to flirt with me
> see 10/10 tiny Asian woman
>mfw never had sex with an Asian
>mfw heard they have super tight pursues
>I tell all the strippers that come up to me I'm not interested
>waiting for the Asian to come by
>she finally comes up to me
>5'2" wearing a white garnet belt stocking and lacy panties and bra
>says she saw me rejecting all the other girls
>tell her "that's cause I've had my eye on you"
>asks me "have you ever had sex with an asian"
>tell her "not yet"
>offers dance and I accept
>get up from seat and spank her firm bubble butt
>get to the pay booth and guy asks if I want dance of VIP
>order dance
>go to stall to get lap dance
>she stripped naked
>her nipples are diamonds
>pussy with alittle bit of her labia showing
>she rubs on me for a bit and ends up undoing my pants
>she grabs my cock and starts stroking

What's wrong with licking strippers asses? Chances are they are cleaner than random girls you'd pick up in the club.

>the dance ends shortly after but I want more
>she asks if there's anything else she can do for me
>tell her I want to go to VIP
>she bites her lip
>I pay again but this time for a private room
>we go inside I sit down and she starts getting naked again
>I pull out my dick and start putting on condom
>she stops and says she wants a tip in oder to have sex
>ask how much?
>"how about $200"
>I tell her no
>"how about 100"
>"sorry still too much"
>"$50?"
>I agree and we starts giving me head
>she's deep throating my cock while playing with my balls
>she does cowgirl on me and is jumping up and down on my cock
>tightest pussy I've ever had.
>it feels like it'll suck my balls dry once I cum
>after about 1 minute she gets off and says that's all I get for $50
>I think to myself" fuck this sucks balls"
>but she starts giving me hand job to finish me off
>mfw fuck it
>after alittle bit she says "fuck this"
> does reverse cowboy and starts pounding my dick with her pussy and hard as she can
>says "I want you to cum deep inside me"
>Hold onto her waist and trust one last time as I feel my soul coming out of my dick
>she gets off once I'm done and says "I had to do that, I couldn't resist your cock"
>try to give her the $50 but she doesn't accept it
>tells me "let me know when you come around again, I'll gladly ride you again for free next time"
> slept like a champ that night