Guess what: I'm a woman

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

If you've been here for 8 years. Then you know the rules.

And I am Elon Musk. I won't show pictures, though.

Tits and timestamp or get the goddamn fuck out. Until then, sage in all fields.

/thread

Despite the copypasta, the girl looks kinda cute. Reminds me of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

1. Anybody can finish college these days. You'd have to be mentally disabled to fail out.

2. IQ just means you're good at IQ tests and nothing else.

3. Nobody cares who you voted for.

4. Stop compensating and live your life the way you want to.

Google says copypasta, but that photo is nowhere to be found. Genuinely curious about OP's photo. She is cute. I don't even care if she's got armpit hair, tbh

>im actually attractive
So pic not related?

I used to have an educational television program in an attempt to create interest in science for a younger audience.
Now I mostly just argue with adults who never learned the basics.

I will provide the same amount of evidence to my identity as you did.

TITS OR GTFO

You look grumpy

That's actually her

COMPERABLE

This pasta so stale my dog wouldn't eat it

timestamp

I don't think anyone honestly wants to see your tits. Go brag on dumbler

With the shit spelling, gotta be pasta

iq means nothing show ur tits now

This
Obv copypasta is obv

I found it... Google "proud armpit hair"

>MIS and Marketing
>future CEO

Topkek OP have fun being an IT jockey

This thread is posted every fucking day, when will you all stop falling for this b8 you autist. It always has the same text and picture on it, can you remember things for more than 5 minutes?

Is that the girl from the show crazy ex girlfriend

without any deb8, gr8 b8, OP my m8, i r8 this b8 an 8/8. However, I won't particip8 as it's rather l8.

My IQ is 165 i am a satellite engineer and programmer and not a member of menser as that is bullshit anyway. But the best part about this thread is its like the points in whose line is it anyway. None of it matters. So tits pussy or ass otherwise fuck off

You sir are a word smith of the highest order

Tits or gtfo

Well guess what cunt. If you have been here for 8 years then you know the fucking rules: tits of gtfo. Bitch

Tits or gtfo and make me a sandwich you dumb baby producer

Pretty certain MENSA has a 150 IQ requirement.

I guess I've missed this post for last however many years then. Faggot

Yeah, nothing comperes to this bitch

Nice meme, really.. nice meme Ma´m. Now go to clean the fucking kitchen

Sorry for calling you a faggot, faggot.

Setting aside that op is b8, what's the point of this post? What would you even be trying to accomplish? Why?

Yeah, that's great and all, but can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Wow, way to copypasta this thread faggot

need sauce for fapping purpule

Nice pasta, but if you're not Rachel Bloom. Fuck right hell off.

low quality bait

>In Mensa
>Uses a number instead of a percentile for IQ

The pasta is stale and poor.

>says she's not a feminist
>post is littered with true feminist ideas
>kek b8

It's okay faggot

>IQ of 146
>Voted for Trump

Bull shit. Those facts are mutually exclusive.

so funny i'm not even laughing

Yeah sure your a woman
>can't be bothered to change the filename
Anyways I own my own psychiatric practice, so good luck on being my ceo, you beta faggot, you.
>pic related, it's the only phone Op can afford

>ThisIsOP.jpg

This. /thread

>i'm a member of the MENSA society.
ayy esta pendeja chingona se acaba de decir Mensa a si misma wey

Holy fuck! Bill Nye posts on Sup Forums you guys. It's definitely him & not some random person on the internet claiming to be. Why would he lie about that on the internet?

Can you teach me how to manipulate?

>op pronounced sandwich wrong

immi i wimin i willil bi yir cii simidiy
immi simirt immi piwirfil

this is a low quality bait norman.

the fact that pithair in the file name at all is a giveaway that this is really this....

Lol
>iq is a meme
>didn't get a PhD in mathematics or physics
How does it feel being a waste of breath?

Shave your goddamn armpit hair you fucking disgusting cunt.

Being a marketing major and not having own startups and rich af. Lol kys

well put ;)

Want to chat OP? So when you start a thread speaking like that then what do you want here?

You spelled whether wrong.

>>"Top of my class." "I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread."

If you spoke to me like that in person I'd break your jaw and fuck your ass until you died.

Fixed

Oh man that pic is my fetish

>I have an IQ of 146.
>I'm not going to make you a sandwhich
>sandwhich
I mean, 46 IQ maybe, but you definitely don't have 146 IQ.

Guess what: I'm a shemale

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of your ass. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 inches. I'm a member of the NAMBLA society. I voted for Hillary. I'm not a female, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, shemales are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a biological child, I'll steal one from asia. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and didn't listen when I said no, I was never attractive living as a man, as well. Cocky? Packing. Assmad? Yes.

I won't show you my ladypeen, I'll be your trap one day

Fucking hell, will we have a single day without this shitty pasta ?

contrary to popular opinion, the only person we care about is ourselves.

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Kill yourself you fucking vegan feminazi

I'm a woman too

no, we only roll dubs. not singles.

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You are not exempt from the rules because you think you are educated.

Tits or gtfo

Checked