Very few dogs born in the 1990s are still alive today

>very few dogs born in the 1990s are still alive today

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Hey fag did it rly take your gender studies degree to uncover that?

Very nice

>no humans born in 1800 are alive today

Good. Dogs are shit.

>my dog is going to die in

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>and very few Jews born in the 1930s....

or 1900

too bad you arent dead faggot

>no trees from the neoproterozoic era are alive today

Says who?

?? What's with the pointing? I fucking hate dogs. Useless fucking animals. They don't even taste any good.

>no sperms from the first time your dad came in your ass are alive today

The joke is on you, you frog fuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_Brown

>Next to zero people in the world born before 1900 are still alive today

Trust me, I am a science

Yeah. So am I. I am doctor of all science.

Only 1 to be exact

Guess I should have researched before I made that claim, huh

This lady was born in 1899 and is still alive today... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano

see what happens when you add fluorine to drinking water?

are you sure?

>Skyrim came out 6 years ago
>My cat can't speak and will most likely be dead in the next 40 years
>The days are starting to go by faster

At this rate we'll all be dead soon

Can't wait lads

Holy fuck wikipedia has a new layout? I thought it would stay the same forever.

Looks the same to me

I just realized the link is a mobile link. That's why it looked new to me.

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>this man will die before half life 3 is released