alright Sup Forumsros, I need to know if I'm fucked I'll greentext it so you know I'm not some newfag
>be me, have relatively new job >have to wear suit to work >I change outside at my car because I don't think I can inside >changing like normal >one of my daily carry knives falls out of pocket >I see it fall, but I'm rushing to throw my pants back on >Coworker comes out and starts talking to me >forget about knife on ground because it's black and it's on black concrete and it's nighttime >realize I dropped it later on in night >thing was pretty cheap and pretty much broken >rip my favorite knife I guess >be me having anxiety problems >I start worrying that it'll get found in the parking lot and cause problems >go to plaza to go to another store on my day off >knife isn't in lot >literally an actual realization of my fears that I played out on the way there >cops actually pull up in unmarked car and "civvy" clothes and go inside >they come out about 10 minutes later >I actually saw this happen before it did and it doesn't help that I have this irrational fear or anxiety about cops >idk what to do or if I should be worried
I think that the manager called the found knife in and they picked it up and that'll be it, but should I be worried about anything else happening?
lol I have work all dag there today, so I hope nothing happens
Brayden Flores
Lol nothing can happen
Chase Johnson
I thought so, it's just hard to stay rational with anxiety I'm still shocked that I predicted everything so far and the timing of me being there to see it happen
Josiah Moore
What kind of job requires you to wear a suit at night in a shopping plaza?
Wtf kind of fag are you? Knives aren't illegal. You're either a boring troll or you need help.
Brody Fisher
I know they aren't illegal ding dong
That being said, I do need help
Liam Ross
go get your knife back you retard
what are they going to find? blood? doubtful
Aaron Bennett
If police took it, then should I even bother trying to get it back?
Austin Sullivan
>le be me >oh I have such ANXIETY >This minor thing is giving me such trouble i can't even sleep at night
Grow the fuck up, lurk more and stop being a faggot. Say that you had a knife in your car and it fell when you were getting out after changing clothes without you noticing.
If you live in some retarted place like britbongia just don't say anything, they won't start getting DNA from it, that is way too much work if it was not used in a crime.
Camden Murphy
I mean you can probably just tell them that you dropped it somewhere and say thanks you're glad you found it. Doubt they have any real probable cause to do any other sort of investigation other than it being on company property but they cant do anything even then.
Aiden Reed
you have shit taste in knives
Jack Morgan
What do you need help with? Nothing else will happen. You might get a call from your work to retrieve it if they find out it's yours.
Explain your damn problem, op.
Colton Morgan
Since when did dropping a knife become illegal? Also thats a plebs knife get yourself a damascus full tang knife and feel joy in life again.
Robert Wilson
and to add on. Do you really think it's worth more trouble doing this over spending 15 dollars? I think it's like a dollar worth of effort
Mason Moore
Minor thing that isn't even a thing. They have knives even in Britain. Everyone has knives. They're one of the most important tools to own.
Ethan Robinson
I got it on sale on Groupon, just fun to use Been looking for nicer ones
Gavin Thompson
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Justin Murphy
holy shit, dude. I thought I worried about stupid things
Kayden Scott
Oh I meant help mentally, not with this situation
Asher Ross
It's still shit An Opinel or Mora is like 7 bucks you're shit
Mason Parker
thanks bud
Ryan Sanders
Op you fag Get a benchmade or spyderco
Brody Davis
Ah. Well damn dude. We all suffer from anxiety. Some more than others. Hope you make your way through it.
Charles Cooper
How do you know they were cops. Why the fuck would someone call the cops for finding a knife on the ground.
Caleb Green
Here op this is a knife ive been looking at on amazon and considering . Well worth the money and a piece that will turn heads and last a long time 5/5 stars
Grayson Scott
>"greentext" >"I'm not some newfag"
Pick one.
Ian Bennett
Jesus what's with all the fucking autistic anxiety crap tonight? Between this faggot and the pussy who is scared about his dick pic being posted I can't take any more.
Dylan Hughes
If OP is buying cheap knives off Groupon then he can't afford that shit
Kershaw makes alright entry level stuff too though
Jack Williams
trips of truth
Brandon Bennett
fuck that's gorgeous
Bentley Thompson
Kershaw is good bang for buck.Also there is Ganzo, they are mainly clones but not so bad i've heard.
Xavier Barnes
Ganzo and Enlan are legit I had an Enlan 02 for some years to break down boxes
Poshland makes display knives from shit steel in Pakistan
If you buy this garbage you deserve to get bilked out of your money
Eli Jenkins
Im betting ops under age and fabricated the story because he dropped his knife in the school parking lot Real story >be me >put on jacket in school parking lot > be football game so its night >oh shit a teacher >knifes black nights black wellfair reciepiants are black >factsoflife.jpg >nextday.exe >oh neeeeaww teacher found knife >call cops out >get nervous make thread on b asking if i can get into trouble, but make the story sound stupid as fuck.
Samuel Lee
Because it was an unmarked cop car, they were wearing matching "combat" outfits, and the woman cop was sloppy enough to have her belt showing, from which I saw handcuffs and a walkie
Evan Sullivan
same to you
Christian White
Ive been debating on it for a while now think i may buy it later on, and most definitely agree.
Xavier Barnes
>wellfare recipients are black I keked, but next time try spell check
Ayden Hall
Had a neat little Kershaw, gave it to gf I'll look out for another one
Jason Gray
Been doing that a lot tonight
Jordan Carter
kershaw chill is great I tried to warn you faggots
Brody Lopez
If you're in the UK, they are illegal.
Easton Anderson
Is what communist country do you live in when police are called because someone found a POCKET KNIFE in the goddamn parking lot.
Around here people don't even call the police when they see people carrying guns.
Jayden Scott
The fuck is wrong with you?
If someone found your knife, THAT'S A GOOD THING.
You can go to lost and found and get it back.
Zachary Hernandez
>this is a picture of the knife I get it now!
You're worried your colleagues will find out you're a massive homo.